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Is suicide the ultimate answer?
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>>35234828
No not in most cases. Most of you fags on here bitch and moan over trivial shit, but there are people like Robin Williams who were suffering from life changing diseases, or living hells, so suicide would, as far as we know, remove them from such things.
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>>35234865
/thread
Well done m8
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>>35234880
th-thanks anonpai

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Sorry the image is out of date
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Went to sainsburys got cider and ice cream edition.

2nd can at 10:51 edition.
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Currently getting stood up by a recruiter for a job I don't even want.
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luv u britfeel ;3

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Anyone else resent their parents for buying mountains of junkfood? I tell the faggot not to buy frenchfries etc yet he does it anyways. I can't resist. It's an illness that should be taken seriously like anorexia etc.
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>>35234695
don't be mad at them anon
it's really not their fault if you eat it
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>>35234726
Actually it is since he buys it with the sole intention of me eating it even after I tell him to stop buying it. He doesn't eat the shit.
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Yeah whenever I start getting fit my mom buys me soda and fries to make me fat and make her look skinnier by comparison.

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Does anyone want to have a random picture ?
Post whatever you want and I will post something in response before I delete it from my folder.
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>White privilege doesn't exis-
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>>35234698
Are you baiting for rare pepes?
I deleted most of my rares I only have some commons.
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>>35234673
allahu akbar

disisoriggggginal

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>tfw no manipulative bf who tricks me into sucking his dick
>tfw he will never take lewd pics of me and blackmail me into letting him fuck me or else he will release the pics
>tfw he will never force me to introduce him to my parents while I have a vibrating butt plug in my ass
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this is becoming really bizarre desu
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>>35234704
>this is becoming really bizarre desu
this is the normal sexual progression of a robot
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>>35234665
You're a male right? I can just feel it.

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Would you trust enough to date an exact female copy of yourself

Keep in mind that she's done every little fucked up thing you've done and will only leave you for Chad if you're willing to leave her for Stacy

Also she's as attractive as you are
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>>35234608
this is my ultimate dream since i'm 13.
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>>35234654
since i was 13*
fuck your stupid language
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>>35234674
>tenses are hard :(

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Does anyone else feel like they have achieved nothing and feel empty inside, as well as k owing you will never know or feel loved?
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originally how old are you

(ORIGINALLY)
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>>35234619
Gonna be turning 21 soon. Don't have a lot of family. No gf. Virgin.
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yes

>that feel when so accustomed to always being a loser that you are no longer motivated by any sort of reward
>that feel when just having your own room with internet that you don't have to leave is the only thing you actually want

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>born in upstate ny
>go months without seeing anyone new
>life is shit
>wind is literally blowing 90 mph every day
>always so cold I'm numb
>parents are poorer than anyone else
>literally live in a broken down shit house that shouldn't even be not condemned
>entire house smells like shit and cat piss
>carpets are all half ripped
>sleep in a storage closet
>never been on a plane or to the beach or in a hotel
>parents spent whole life beating and yelling at me
>no way out besides being homeless
>will never have a car
>jobs are 80 miles drives for part time
>tax here is highest in the country
>parents don't give a fuck whether or not I have a car or go to college or do anything with my life
>can't go outside without blizzard wind and feet of snow
>everyone here is a redneck
>people here are literally as fat as possible
>all girls are disgusting
>nothing but trees
>only thing to do is get high
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What part of upstate NY? I used to live near Oneonta and can confirm it's a shit hole.
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>>35234661
Even worse part than that but afraid to let out my identity especially since there's only like 5 people where I live
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>>35234569
>fat as possible

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Does anyone else get vagina envy?

I don't want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I wish I could have multiple orgasms


I don't even hate females. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick.
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>>35234568
Yes I am curious to know what it feels like having a pussy. But if I am going to wish for a pussy then I also want to have the body of a girl too. I don't want be Buck Angel.
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No a lot of the time I just want to make them cum, preferably when my penis is inserted in them.
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As far as I would give up my dick for a vag? I don't think so.

I'm rather jealous that its a sex organ that doesn't need to cooperate in order for sex to occur. The few one night stands I've had, my erection was an uphill battle trying to get it to cooperate.

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>two cute sluts watching TV on my couch downstairs
>Go down to get some snacks
>They try to talk to me and even though I want to, can't find subject
>They literally offered a subject I'm knowagable on
>Fuck off with my snack
>Alone in my room reading manga and listening to folk music
Where did it all go so wrong
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>>35234479
you mean where did it all go so right

Fuck roasties. Nobody needs them, now you are free to do what you please with your time.
Look, pussy is only worth to Chad, because he can literally do nothing and still drown in it, he doesn't have to suffer hours of meaningless conversation to wet his dick.
For the rest of us it's better to stay away. And let me tell you another thing. Sex is underwhelming. I cum much more and enjoy it more when fapping alone. I guess you need to experience it to realize how shitty sex really is, but take my word for it.
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>>35234579
I had sex once in highschool m8
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>>35234593
then you know that roasties are not worth your time.

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JUST A DAILY REMINDER that your porn addiction is skewing your perception of reality, affecting your ability to socialise healthily.

Bluepilled NEETs will try and defend their love.
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you say that as if it's still happening right now and that the damage hasn't already been done

even going more vanilla for prolonged periods doesn't seem to help much
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>>35234502
Try nofap. It's not too late. You'll probably fail the first 500 times but when you string together 90 days everyday is pretty much a high. It's unfair that chad gets to jerk off in the morning and fuck stacey in the evening but I would have never lost my virginity at age 24 if it wasn't for nofap forcing me to get laid out of sheer desperation.
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>>35234656
hm, I lost mine at 26 while jacking like 3 times a day.

Don't listen to nofap shills.

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h-help i met a qt trap whos rly into anime
tell me good animes to watch so i can impress him/her
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>>35234430
>tell me good animes to watch so i can impress him/her
no
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You should watch Boku no Pico
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>>35234430
Umaru or sao 10/10 guaranteed my good friend

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>Be 13 year old me
>Had no male friends
>Two of my friends came over for my birthday
>Wendy and Marie
>In my room watching a sumo tournament
>Wendy asks me a question
"Why haven't you two dated, yet?'
>I panic and make up an excuse as fast as I can
"Uh...she's gay"
>Gets slapped across the fucking face by Marie
>She stands up and turns to me
>pic related
>She walks out of my room and has her mom come get her
>smugwendy.jpg
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>>35234368
>she
You're not going to want to hear this, anon...
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>>35234388
I honestly would have preferred that.
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>>35234368
Great comic.

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me n some friends make shitty meme videos can anybody tell me if they are actually funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuKpn7w1BFg
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just any critiques you guys have
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some more of our shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvsNxaxRA3k
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even if you drop some hate tell us what to cut out and all that

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Why can't we own women?
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>>35234235
Because women hold all the biological cards. It would be more appropriate for them to own men.
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>>35234235
I mean, you can, it's just not legal.
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>>35234384
Hey, as long as you don't get caught there's no harm

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