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Any robots live in a big city or downtown area? Discuss what you think of it.

I currently live in a nice suburb and I'm thinking of moving to the city despite being a robot. I'm just bored and lonely here and I'm paying a good amount in rent already just to watch TV and play video games. Feels like I'm wasting the good years away.
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>>34989292

Originalio bump
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I live in koreatown, just west of downtown LA. It's pretty cool being around everything, and seeing all these hot young women
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>>34989292
If I do that, I know I'll never make friends but I'm already like that in the suburbs.
I'd love to be able to wander around the city at night, go to bars and diners alone.

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Start listening to Built to Spill.
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I've already been listening for more than 5 years and I love everything you've ever made, Dougo
https://youtu.be/XyGkdRVo8AE
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>>34989378
That's my fav Treepeople song <3
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>>34989400
You are cool
https://youtu.be/Tx0oyGqMmbw

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>he poops on breaks/lunch or before he clocks in or after he clocks out at work

i seriously hope you guys don't do this

i get around 15min of paid pooping time every single damn day at my job and you should too.
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Fuck even normies do this.
Oregano
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My colleague does this every day at 10AM and I think it's fucking disgusting
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>>34989127
>being able to use a public restroom
>a robot

Choose one.

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>Can't stop thinking about girl who rejected me 6 years ago.
>still virgin

Does anyone know such a feel?
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>>34989045
>Can't stop thinking about the girl I rejected 4 years ago
>still virgin
objectively worse than your feel because I could've prevented my situation.
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>>34989133
my situation was also preventable. I rejected girls throughout my youth cause I was saving myself for someone special. Found that special someone and they REJECTED me, and I never had an opportunity since, and have been feeling like shit for 6 years now mother fucker.
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>>34989289
>I rejected girls throughout my youth cause I was saving myself for someone special
>he fell for the meme

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Serious question:

Should blonde boys be forced to become traps?
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Did no one reply to your previous thread?
You should be forced to kys
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>>34989070
My last thread was deleted before its time by the trapphobic janny.
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>>34989038
YESYESYES
but the ones with big cocks should be brainwashed into being doms and the ones with small clits should be brainwashed into being submissives

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I never get attention, not even on my 4chan posts.
If I put on a trip and start baiting people and saying obnoxious shit will I get the (you)'s I so eagerly desire?
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>>34989037
Go to the psychiatrist thread, >>34987630
Maybe he can help with your self-esteem
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>>34989037
No, you get banned for "abuse" senpai
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>>34989037
don't now the feeling, I have 2 active threads

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>Masturbate multiple times a day without changing underwear
>People ask me if I clean a lot cause I always smell like bleach
>Mfw I recently learned cum smells like bleach
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why do you cum in your underwear? just ask your mom to catch it with a tissue or something
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>>34989034
>"Y-Yeah... I like cleaning"
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THEY CAN SMELL YOUR CUM
THEY CAN SMELL YOUR CUM
THEY CAN SMELL YOUR CUM
THEY CAN SMELL YOUR CUM
THEY CAN SMELL YOUR CUM
THEY CAN SMELL YOUR CUM

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Lol bye /r9k/
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>>34989030
What board has only 53k posts? That's kinda sad to be honest....
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>>34989082
/VIP/ , it's kinda new still
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>>34989030
>taking a picture of your screen

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What do you wage cucks do to migrate the creeping insanity and despair that comes from working an office job?
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>>34988928
>migrate
Exactly that, you take a vacation.
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I think it's comfy

what do you do in that office of yours that is driving you mad?
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Working toward an early retirement. That's literally the only sane response to being in a job

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and why is he the greatest of all time?
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>>34988785
GUCCI BRRRRR

Fuck yeah listen to pussy print shits fire
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>>34988785
>not k.
>not groovy Q
>not Thebe
He isn't even top 100 of this decade.
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>>34990111
My dude. Blqnk face was on another level

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How do I focus on something? I cannot finish my maths assignment, cos I don't want to do anything. What is the point, if I will never be loved by a girl and people will always hate me because of my looks.
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>What is the point, if I will never be loved by a girl and people will always hate me because of my looks.

You are probably spending way too much time here.
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>>34988868
On /r/incels, it is more safe space, """"no fembots"""", and also vidya. But yes, it helps me to forget about who I am.
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Use the Pomodoro Technique.

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>tfw you will never herd cattle with Dolores
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>>34988673
30 years from now we'll have real life westworld
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>>34988673
she's not very pretty and i don't like her personality

but that whore with the oddly-shaped nose and big dreamy eyes who starts killing people, now that's a gal i'd go herding cattle with
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>it's a Maeve episode

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I am wondering if there is a way to leave money to a random person that I never met; that way they can spend their time wondering why I chose them.
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I will volunteer for this position OP
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>>34988604
Set it up with a trusted acquaintance to mail a large unmarked box upon your death to the desired location. Be sure to stress how monumentally bad things would be if anyone but the intended person were to see the contents. Pull the ol' national security if you need to.
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>>34988604
You can go to Twitch and donate to a random streamer.

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I need advice,because ive hitted rock bottom.
Im going to turn 18 in 4 days and im in the lowest point of my life.
I dont find enjoyment in things anymore,i repeated 2 years in highschool do to this i have to go to nightschool starting in march,i currently balding,I have close to no friends and im ashamed of seeing my family.
How do i get better?
I dont want to be a fucking robot.
I just want to live a normal life with friends ,maybe have a companion (AKA GF) and have motivation again so i can get better at my hobbies.
Any help with this?
I can explain in green text what happend if this thread gets bumped enough
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Train anon really it helps to think positively. Maybe martial arts cuz you ll meet some people
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Become a philosopher. There are a lot of great intro to philosophy videos on youtube.

I sure wish I had discovered philosophy at your age.
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>>34988586
it's only downhill from here

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favorite cig brands?
i like the menthol american spirits

how much do you smoke? i smoke like 3 cigarettes a day but my throat can still itch occasionally
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1-2 a day

unfortunately i can only get a carton every year or two
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>>34988580
I smoke a pack a day and can't stop
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>>34988614
where are you from? ive never heard of these before

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