>Control House
>Control Senate
>Control Republicans
>Control Whites
>Can't pass a fucking healthcare plan
>>38684544
its almost like he didnt even fucking have one
Don't blame him, blame the separation of powers and the fact that the current incumbents are all unintelligent swine that get paid an American taxpayer salary for doing literally NOTHING
only 3 1/2 more years to go.
yay
Is it just me or does cumming inside a vagina raw mostly cured my crippling depression
I'm uncut too but I just hate working now lol
>>38684525
Physical contact, especially of a sexual kind, usually cures mine. The best is doing that raw though, yeah.
assert the same kind of dominance at your workplace
>>38684525
>>38685152
;-; i fucking knew it
why does the man oppress law abiding robots by making sex for them illegal and thus banishing us to a lifetime of suffering and pain where we could never be successful because of the all encompassing depression which crushes us
Do you think outright asking girls for sex can work if you are a 6/10? Flirting is such a hassle.
>>38684501
I don't recommend it, you will probably need to be atleast 8+ if not 9+ to do that
Depends on the situation. I imagine if you went to some rave or sleazy nightclub it could work.
6/10 chubby dude here, but I have a beard so I guess I fit the bear stereotype some people like. Was drunk as fuck in a nightclub and randomly asked a girl that was dancing for sex and she jerked me off.
>tfw you see a picture of the most beautiful, sleek and elegant woman you've ever laid your eyes on, so graceful and lovely and well composed
>tfw this picture is 160 years old and women like her dont exist in any manner on earth anymore
How do I get back?, back to the past?
>seeing beautiful women in video from 1990
>>38684413
>seeing beautiful women from video in 1880
Show her to us?
I seen a cute younger guy this morning (probably 25) holding hands and loving on an older woman (probably mid to late 40's). Men are so disgusting. They will literally have sex with anyone that gives them attention. Even women old enough to be their moms.
I don't care. I don't even want a boyfriend anymore.
>>38684338
My wife and I are both 30. Is that acceptable? We have a baby together but the baby is not 30.
People are disgusting. Anyway, you like anal anon?
>>38684338
I seen a cute younger girl this morning (probably 25) holding hands and loving on an olderman (probably mid to late 40's). Women are so disgusting. They will literally have sex with anyone that gives them money. Even men old enough to be their dads.
I don't care. I don't even want a girlfriend anymore.
Has a cringy nice guy thread been done defore? If not can we start one here vv
>>38684297
How's does someone get that fat like seriously I never understood that is because lazy parenting at a young age or what
>>38684297
Just go to r/neckbeardthings or some shit before this site fucks with your teenage head. You're too young to know how to not take it seriously. A good portion of less self aware robots are "nice guys". So are plenty of redditors if you find the right subs.
>>38684513
He's a tub of lard but there are plenty of people who are even worse pigs like pic related. Hes pretty realistically fat, he can stand up.
>>38684606
I mean I can understand like dads being fat but seriously how much do you have to eat to get like that
Guys, most of my problems come from my appearance. Like most of us here, I believe.
I look childish as fuck. I'm short (5'10), skinny (120bs), but more than that I can't grow beard, look like a kid, and have a really thin frame.
What should I do to look older?
>>38684232
Smoke and spend a lot of time outside. In the sun is best.
>>38684232
take the t-pill
>I'm short (5'10)
Nigga that is literally average depending on where you live
Try being a 5'7 manlet
What the fuck happened to r9k? This board is slowly becoming worse than /b/, just waiting for the YLYL thread.
In this thread is the FINAL stand for ACTUAL ROBOTS
NEETS UNITE
CHADS STACYS NORMIES STAY OUT OUT OUT
<spoiler>we must make a plan to retake our board</spoiler>
>>38684206
Been lurkin so long forgot how to spoiler
TAKE NOTE NORMIES
>>38684206
i being saying the same thing i blame those pesky kids by which i mean them underaged fags also actual fags from /lgbt/
i say we stop giving them (you)'s
>>38684206
>I AM GONNA TAKE BACK MY BOARD ON A MANCHURIAN DUCK FISHING FORUM
>even though 4chan is normie central and /r9k/ is basically /b/ with less porn
> >:) join the /r9k/ robot army discord to take back our board
>makes a shit discord and forgets about taking the board back after 5 days
Robots are fucking retarded. This board is fucked and it will stay fucked.
Hey robros, normie here. I just want to let you know everything will be okay bc if you're unable to get laid that's just natural selection at its finest i mean women must be able to tell that you are somehow inferior to the rest of us and have cut your genetic line off. That being said there are other areas pf life you can utilize your coding to find success and fulfillment. Good luck /r9k/ just be yourself
>>38684123
NEW R9K IS THE BEST THANKS FOR THE TIPS CHAD I'LL GO KMS
>>38684123
A warm fleshlight feels exactly the same and doesn't talk back. What more do you need Anon?
>>38684147
probably wouldn't be the worst idea
Guys. Today I decided to make myself happy again. I bought myself a metric ton of snacks and I'm getting high today. Anyone else have similar plans?
>>38684120
I wish. I think I'm getting drunk. I forgot to refill my prescription for my stimulants (ran out the day before a test, no less), so it's the perfect opportunity to do it.
>>38684237
ADHD?
(I wish r9k would get rid of the filter. It serves no purpose.)
>>38684276
I'm bipolar and have fatigue problems, although I do have concentration and motivation problems as well.
I was slow as a snail on that test and the professor made fun of me, but I got it done. Realized I didn't have anymore left last night around 11PM and was livid.
How to go about losing your virginity for a fembot? Don't say "oh anyone will fuck you" I've heard it all before but I just don't know how to go about doing it :-(
Find a nice guy who will treat you well. Don't just throw away your virginity like a stacy.
>>38684114
>Go up to someone
>Grab dick
Congrats you're done now go somewhere and fuck them.
>>38684228
How do I find a good guy? I have never had a boyfriend. Nobody approaches me and I have no guy friends.
>i probably have the smallest dick on /r9k/ at this current moment
>>38684112
how smol, post pics.
>>38684112
Is it medically defined to be a micropenis? Because I guarantee you that there's at least a few micropenors browsing on here right now.
>>38684112
No I am
No one here has a dick smaller than 5 inch
Do most girls get wet when you spank them?
>>38684080
Not if it's you doing it
>>38684121
sick burn dude
Here's a rare vocaroo on the topic:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rNqe7MzGVk
1250 word paper due at midnight today, it's 10:34am. Can I make it bros?
>>38684013
If you can write 1.6 words a minute you should be fine.
>>38684013
What does the paper have to be about?
>>38684013
300 word paper due in 40 mins
hold me lads
Any robot HR officials or managers of minwage jobs here?
Would you hire a fellow robot with no connections and social skills that is desperate for pay?
>>38684005
HR manager here
not without any experience. you need a minimum level of experience. wha would i take the risk to hire somebody that has not proved yet that he can be productive in any way
>>38684005
>Would you hire a fellow robot with no connections and social skills that is desperate for pay?
This is how you have to introduce yourself to your new coworkers. Are you ok with it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBScp4qaJs
>>38684005
I manage fast food. I honestly prefer hiring robots with job experience. From my experience people with a bunch of previous experience are poor workers who half the time don't even show up so I have to fire them. Jobless neets who come here and work however work their ass off because they know their parents will kick their ass out of the basement if they get fired.