Is Papa Johns garlic sauce the best dipping sauce for pizza?
>>38113701
"It's like the handshake that gets the job that gives you the money with which you can order more pizzas and fund your hobbies, son. But only after you've saved up."
>>38113734
it was funny at first but this one was trying way too hard 1/10
>>38113701
pizza doesn't need dipping sauce.
I actually did consider making some garlic butter tho today with my pizza
>Nowadays women are horny than ever
When will this meme die?
>>38113684
Play along f am
>"Women are getting horny because of the hormones that are placed in the meat"
>But millenials are actually having less sex than prevoious generations
>"That study is manipulated"
everytime
>>38113684
>>38113982
they're horny, just not for you turbonerds ;^)
>less sex this generation
technically true if you look at people having sex instead of sex had
feels good being a chad
Is it honestly possible to be happy with a non-virgin woman?
Think about everything her past partners have done to her body, her dignity, her face.
>>38113629
Probably not. She probably has STDs, and every time she fucks you she'll be comparing it to her past partners, and nothing is ever going to make her forget the time she lost her virginity to someone who wasn't you.
whats the point of making this thread every fucking day cuck?
>>38113629
>Is it honestly possible to be happy with a non-virgin woman?
No and anyone who claims different is meming themselves and will eventually either end up accepting life as a cuck or divorced and loosing half their shit
I REALLY HATE PEOPLE BORN IN 1996-2000. CAN YOU ALL JUST DIE
>>38113620
>tfw 1995
I was born in 98 do you hate me
>>38113620
Why, anon? What've they done to you?
I CAN'T STOP JERKING IT TO TRAPS AND BOYBUSSY FUC KFUCFUCFKCUFKFUC SHIT I CAN'T GET OFF TO STRAIGHT PORN ANYMORE MAKE IT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I NEED A TRAP OR TRANNY GF
>>38113587
>tfw no cute little Felix penis to succ
>>38113587
but traps are the best?
why would you want to stop
>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of chads push you over and attack her with baseball bats. They run away yelling at you to get a real girlfriend. She starts crying, why can't she be a real girl?
What do you do?
>>38113556
Take her home and repair her, and remind her that she's better than any bio-roastie.
>>38113556
Throw acid on her body
Leave her there, she is broken.
I'd go home and order another one.
I thought yellow fever was just a meme.
>>38113547
He's a stormnigger too.
>fancies himself a white nationalist
>unhealthy fetish for asian women
Every time.
https://archive.fo/yGlo8
Federal authorities have arrested and charged a 28-year-old man with kidnapping Yingying Zhang, a visiting scholar at the University of Illinois who disappeared three weeks ago and now is presumed dead.
Brendt Christensen, a former Ph.D. candidate who had studied physics at the university, was arrested late Friday, according to a news release from the Department of Justice. A federal complaint also was filed Friday in the Central District of Illinois accusing him of kidnapping Zhang from the Urbana-Champaign campus the afternoon of June 9.
Authorities also searched Christensen's home and seized electronics, including his phone, according to the affidavit. The phone's search history revealed visits to a bondage and sadomasochism fetish website called FetLife and a forum called "Abduction 101," as well as subthreads titled "Perfect abduction fantasy" and "planning a kidnapping," according to the affidavit. The searches to those websites had occurred several weeks before the alleged abduction, around April 19, authorities wrote in the affidavit.
***MORE STUFF***
Brendt attending Yingying's walk day before he was arrested (top right, white guy in black tee):
1) http://i.magaimg.net/img/vw9.jpg (embed)
2) http://i.magaimg.net/img/vw6.jpg (embed)
Suspected reddit user account (not verified, last activity Fri 6pm): http://www.np.reddit.com/user/RedPillOverdose8
Suspected steam user account (not verified, last online Fri 9pm): https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198074575257/
>>38113598
You guys think he killed her?
>>38113547
Why would it be a meme when you're a shining example of that degeneracy?
So I've realized some of my friends are kinda toxic and I want to expand my social circle. Where would you guys recommend an introverted, nerdy guy go to meet new people?
>>38113526
Dave and Busters. Drinking + arcade = great place to meet new people
Depends on how old you are. I'd recommend getting a hobby that involves exercise like bike races, or doing marathons or something. Or you can keep being a basement dwelling nerd
>>38113526
Doesn't matter where you go. People won't like you after they meet you. You're unlikeable.
lets see images and videos that fucks your shit up to no end
>>38113506
tfw no woman has ever or will ever look at you that way
>>38113506
Grow up beta faggot you are a plague on the world.
>>38113506
She looks like she has bad breath and drinking alcohol is trashy as fuck.
Why does this make me originally hard.
>>38113469
Cause of the legs look really good even in long sock and stockings plz post more
>>38113469
Me on the left desuI wish
>>38113568
I wish I had more...
>>38113618
I wish to....
So this just happened 5 mins ago.... I'm at my college parking lot and this girl and her friends walked up to my car and flashed me then laughed and walked off..... All this did was make me more depressed
If I were at a school with girls who were just showing their tits to anybody as a joke, imagine what they'd do unironically. I would've fucked half the school before the first semester was over.
>>38113453
Hot as fuck. You should've called them.
>>38113833
"I blinked, mind doing that again?"
/mu/ is absolute garbage...let's see if you niggers have a better music taste,what are your favorite albums?
>>38113442
It's the only album I can stand to listen to in its entirety.
>>38113489
I love the feels from this one.
>>38113442
I can listen to pic related in its entirety. It's such a great album. If theres more albums like paracosm I would gladly take suggestions.
>Sorry, anon. But I'm only interested in guys between 5 7' and 5 10'.
How do you respond?
>>38113399
>How do you respond?
My height is exactly in the middle of those two numbers
I'm perfect for you yamashita san
>Y-yes!! A woman with low standards!
>I hope she won't leave me when her 6ft and taller friend comes along
>>38113399
>manlets cant protect you from mean amerikanskis
How is it that ancient civilizations were able to shower without warm water? You can't even take a single cold shower let alone nofap.
Is this why there are bisexual tranny numale beta faggots everywhere?
Where have all the real men gone?
These scrawny computer science tech geek faggots with hunched thumbtack backs are gross. How do we exterminate them so the real men can flourish?
>>38113388
The only way to bring back real men is through constant war.
War gets rid of the weak, and allows the strong to take their rightful place at the top of society.
>>38113388
Are you trying to say the secret to manliness is showering with cold water?
>>38113388
>low test nofap meme
Lad, I shower whilst fucking your ugly ass mother in the dead of wintery nights.
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>>38113376
Lick my urethra you mongoloid
>>38113376
That seems pretty easy to do
pIease leave a unique post in this thread