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>>35416554
Your laziness and lack of owning a car.

>>35416554
Blacks, white flight, shrinking middle class, outlet malls, online retailers.

>>35416554
looks cozy, would have a post-apocalyptic fortress there

No.
Only beta faggots wear fedoras

It takes an alpha to wear a MAGA hat, havent you seen all the people getting attacked in them

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>>35416518

No, but the skullcap is slowly moving towards replacing it.

No, it's the modern-day trucker cap. Just wait, after he gets impeached you're going to see hipsters wear it ironically.

i say an-nawn

The second one, a-nawn
Short for Anonymous, as in a-nawn-uh-miss

>>35416457
>>A-nawn
Both as it is said in anonymous and sounds like "anon" the olde timey word

>>35416446
Looks like my sister. I'd now that pussy anywhere

>>35416446
I think she wants you to do her laundry. Can't mean anything else, can it?

She wants to get raped. It turns me on because I fantasize about raping, holding her down making her feel powerless and just using her like a meat hole.

>>35416439
No, if she's giving you not enough attention on purpose the game is to ignore her back even harder, be non chalant about it,. This can backfire into her cheating on you if you're not careful. If you press the issue the same can happen. It's basically a shit test. The only way to win is not to play her game just give her a bit of space, watch her come back to you faster than if you keep pestering her

>>35416520
She knows I have crippling depression from my home life. Why would she add more by intentionally making me feel rejected?

>>35416659
Idk dude is this the first time she's done it before? Idk your relationship if being honest about your feelings would help

>>35416432
i drink two beers a day almost everyday.

On an empty stomach and pretty fast.

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>too fat to get hangovers
>too stupid to have a job

That sounds miserable OP. Are you sober even one day out of the week? It helps.

>sophmore year the bullying continues
>then around middle of the year she gets a boyfriend
>she spends all her time with him
>I stop caring about her

Junior year
>she breaks up with the boyfriend
>she comes up to me
>"hey anon sorry about what happened freshman year, I wanna be a part of your life again"
>accept figure that we've both changed since then
>Chemistry is still there
>we start becoming really close
>she later tells me about how her boyfriend raped and abused her
>almost everyday we go up to the roof and hold each other and she tells me about all the crazy stuff that's happened to her
>not going to go into detail, but it's some heavy shit
>we still have good times together
>we can still make each other laugh
>she turns me onto drugs
>I start to fall in love again
>I hide it from her because I don't want to get hurt again
>one time when we were really high she told me that she loved me
>tell her that I love her too


cont

anyone here?

I'm here anon. I just want to let you know I love you no matter what buddy

>>35416438
whatever I hate my life anyway
>text each other everyday over the summer
>she moves in with me and my mom for a month because her mom kicked her out

fast forward
senior year
>she calls me one night
>tells me she just fucked this guy who is literally a chad
>snap
>tell everyone at the school
>she hates me for it
>the whole year we are at each others necks
>eventually we talk it out
>she tells me that she had feelings for me this whole time, but she didn't want to date me because she "loved me too much to put me through that"
>tells me she's still seeing chad
>after she says that she kisses me and walks away
>totally heartbroken

I''m out of college now, never heard from her since

Mine is "Don't Bring Me Down" by ELO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPXM7i0dv30

"Something About Us" by Daft Punk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em0MknB6wFo

I don't listen to music with lyrics in it

>>35415974
Most of us still want girlfriends and relationships, we just dont want them with whores and sluts

Robots are desperate for companionship, not sex. Real companionship, not a "girlfriend experience" with a two-bit whore.

>>35415996
If you're still a virgin by the time you're 21, you should just go to a Pro and pop your cherry. It'll take all the pressure off and make it a lot easier to find a GF once you're feeling more confident.

>>35415930
Meant left in the pic. It was my right. Sorry

>>35415930
you're the mildly upset negroid for sure

also, shit thread OP

>>35415930
>two girls
>one of them is decent looking

not robots

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>the host
>the thing
>pulp fiction
>shaun of the dead
>drive
>taxi driver

I have six sorry. I'm a virgin

>event horizon
>porco rosso
>2001 aso
>the day after tomorrow
>a clockwork orange

Virgo

>>35416134
>the host
>pulp fiction
>shaun of the dead
>drive

you are my negro

>>35415903
People greentexting outside of any chan. I get that it's sometimes easier to type and can be more efficient, but it also seems like a plea for attention.

>>35415903
>normies talking about 4chan in public
fucking this, im sick of them talking about it like it's the deep web
niggas fuck off

>>35415963
By the way, we can tell you're samefagging, OP.

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He is ABSOLUTELY our guy.

Am I suppossed to know who he is

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>>35416044
Only the sole and only developer of the greatest operating system of all time.

I'm only jealous of the fact that their genitals constantly leak tasty snacks, whereas we have to work for hours.

>>35415825
what toasty roasty keeps spamming this lie

Stop posting this here.

Go to /lgbt/. Fuck off. Spamposters are the worst.

I like a couple sports (hockey and tennis) but football fucking sucks.

>>35415831
All sports are shit. If you watch sports you're a simple minded person.

>>35415806
First off an NBA sports pass is 99 bucks

And I think sports would be cool to gamble on or something