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>tfw 8-10/10 girls are in your league but because you're a failure dropout they are degenerate low iq normies that listen to raphop music
I just want a qt above average iq loser gf
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Trust me, you're not in their league. You're ugly. At best you are average.
Delusional idiot...
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>>35004839
Try OKC and dating apps. If you are actually an 8-10/10 you should be able to stand out in photos enough for them to reciprocate. Then you just need to go through the process of searching through profiles to find a suitable smart-but-lazy underachiever gf.
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>>35004854
I've dated a couple of 8+/10 females
They were nomies with annoying average intelligence, made me feel very lonely
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>broke arm while doing motocross
>can't wash myself so sister has to do it for me
>she undresses me and after pulling my pants down she says
>"woah Nick...if I wasn't your sister, I would..."
>sister then proceeds to wash me
>I play it out like she's just my usual sister and don't think about it that much
I know you pervs love incest stuff so I shared some OC, nothing special I know, but at least it's truly happened.
I believe it happens quite often.
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>>35004777
>>can't wash myself so sister has to do it for me
How long does a broken arm take to heal?
A couple of months?
I haven't washed for four months.
Get on my level you fucking pussy.
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>>35004777
damn this is some nathaniel & isabel shit
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>>35004777
why is your sister such a slut that only fucks dudes with micro dicks?
I love being an above-average-looking man. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the corruption of society, I can assume my role as the alpha male. All of my colleagues are beta cucks, and even if they're chads physically, ideologically they're still cucks.
For example, my cuck friend filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was banging his girlfriend. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking his wife, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to spout anything else than the liberal leftist crap they say on media. I continued to sleep with his wife for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us fucking and his wife getting pleased by a superior chad cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I let his wife clean out his joint checking account and froze it and froze his credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, his wife was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for taking advantage of a broken society. Meanwhile, I married her, assumed custody of (my) his kids, and moved out with her to San Fransisco where I can continue to cuck Betas and fuck their girlfriends/wives. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay his wife what he owes her (Little does he know she just gives the money to me). So pathetic.
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>>35004772
dude wtf. u r crazy??
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How many shitty variations of this shitty copypasta are we going to get?
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>>35004812
I have a fresh updated version ready to be posted after this thread dies.
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Today was my 21st birthday robots. I sat and cried about how little I've done in my life.
No friends, still live at home, and I didn't even drink because I'm scared it'd make me feel more depressed.
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My 21st birthday was pretty depressing but i still drank for the hell of it, i also smoked weed for the first time in months, that was something.
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>turned 20 a few days ago
>about to graduate college with a STEM degree
>already did a dozen internships
>other extracurriculars including organising a very large sports even
Feels good brah
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Head over to the 25+ thread to cheer up.
Also fuck off youngfags
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>Barber starts talking to you
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>>35004638
>Not giving yourself a buzz cut
whew lad save yourself money and pain.
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>>35004638
My barber is an old bald autist who never talks even if I enitiate the conversation he gives one word replies.
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>>35004657
>>35004658
The only barbers here are one with women and the other one are a muslim place.
kind of terrified of going to either but I need my hair cut.
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>last 4 girls I've tried to talk to have friendzoned me
>Dropped 3 of them
>Girl I didn't drop tells me "Stop being so distant. It's a real turn off to girls."
I don't know how to open up to people, let alone girls. Can someone help with this?
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>>35004603
just be yourself dude
origged
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>>35004603
Start posting some text convos. We can't help you if we can't see where you're fucking up.
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>>35004603
>"Stop being so distant. It's a real turn off to girls."
HAHAHAHAH don't fall for their lies OP. My Chad friend is a distant, cool, silent guy and they all throw themselves at him becasue he is pretty and mysterious
>Found out I passed class with a B
>Get to keep mommy money going for being a good student
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>>35004519
You call a "B" good? Try getting an A next time lad
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>>35004556
mommy has learned not to set herself up to be disappointed with comparing me and my normie sister
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>>35004519
Nice one. :-) what are you studying?
Does anyone want to play dota 2 / cs go with me?bonus if u want to be my HealSlut(TM)
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>>35004514
>tfw healslut
>tfw play overwatch WoW and LoL
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>>35004529
Switch to dota 2
I can teach you. I've been playing this game for 5 years.
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>>35004514
Dota a shit. League is better.
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Fell for yoga meme, do 15 mins twice a day in my room using downdog app, back feels better, posture is better, I'm basically a bodhivista now
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That's awesome. I need to get into yoga.
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>>35004584
this honestly
i want to do mindfulness meditation and do a bit of yoga
i like you OP
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Nice job OP, you got me to download downdog. Am I going to turn into a homosexual or has that already happened?
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>want to join a PMC
>3 years experience required
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>want to wash dishes
>5 years experience and a PhD in Catering required
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>>35004318
join the military first obviously
they dont want to pay for your training since theyre capitalists and all
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>>35004330
Trust me, nigger. You don't want to wash dishes.
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>going to bed at 6am and waking up at 5pm
It's OK I didn't want a normal sleep schedule anyways
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>>35004309
this has been my life for longer than i can bear
im...tired
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Even if you were sleeping at a normal time, 11 hours of sleep is just terrible for you. At least make an effort to sleep for a normal amount.
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>managed to sleep from 1 am to 7 am for the first time in weeks
what do I now? being awake during the day is so weird
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tfw you'll never be a cute trap because you were born a female. why live?
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Most traps aren't cute traps either, so don't worry.
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>>35004294
you clearly missed the point of her post
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I think flat chested tomboys are cute.
>>35004307
You clearly missed the point of his post.
Failed the driving test again, lads.
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Not everyone has to drive. It's prolly better that OP failed the test because otherwise he could have killed someone by now.
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>>35004230
just keep trying, how many times have you done it now, i passed the one that i thought i drove the worst on it's entirely down to luck.
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I've never even tried.
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How do we win the war against The Chad?
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We can't. Chad can kick your ass with no effort. Society will protect him.
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>>35004295
>buying a weapon trumps fit body and martial arts
>buying weapons is hard
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Teleport behind him and slash him with your finely honed blade that was folded a thousand times.
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Should I fall for the nicotine meme?
>try 1mg nicotine in my vape
>addicted, felt like a drug addict
>when stopping i had withdrawls
>decided to vape with just 0mg nicotine
>tfw no sedative effect
I feel like if I went up to 6 or 10mg of nicotine I would get a sedative effect. And everyone around me smokes cigs and vapes. What do robots?
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Withdrawals from trying nicotine just a few times? That's unusual.
Usually people get nicotine withdrawals after months and months of heavy usage, especially of tobacco (because tobacco contains other drugs in it, not just nicotine, and the cocktail is more addictive than the nicotine alone).
If you get addicted so easily it might not be such a good idea. What benefits did you get from it?
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>>35004044
From nicotine? Nothing really. But I just want something to calm me down. I'm on anxiety meds which helps I guess but I want more.
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>>35004061
I think the calming affect of nicotine comes from people using it for months then they start getting withdrawal so they want a cigarette which calms them from the withdrawal which they think just calms them