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>pick ear
>sniff finger

>>38112334
>finger poopy hole
>sniff sniff fingy

>>38112182
Anyone? I'm really wondering about this.

>>38112182
I'm going thailand for 2 weeks in a month. ill make a thread about it

>>38112182
>Are women in 3rd world countries easier to get with?
women are women every where you go.
so no.

Too much sugar! Raw eggs are bad!

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no asuka gf to make it for me

>>38112009
the knowledge that cookie dough eating is too much bad for my health
and is a waste of money for food at that price i could buy some celery and peanut butter that is a real tasty treat and okay nutritionally
and also i have the lazy legs there is no desire to move and collect any foodstuffs

I'm alone because I'm an ugly, suicidal drug addicted schizophrenic.

I have more emotional baggage then a fucking 747.

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>>38111998
this logic makes sense in theory, but everyone is alone at some point in their lives, and a lot of normies find love in their 20's, 30's etc.

>>38112089
>a lot of normies find love in their 20's, 30's etc.

But they're not fully alone until that point, they actually still date and find other relationships

>>38111724
Good. You're a man; start acting like one...

>>38111724
Have any pics? How old are you?

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>>38111905
>Good. You're a man; start acting like one...
What does acting like a man entail? I'm fine the way I am

>>38111979
I'm 19

>Very Rancid
Wat

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you gotta stop

>>38111759
I'm gonna cum in asuka literally 5 times a day at least

>>38111672
why is your character upset with her body when it's nice?

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>>38111694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TjrXvLEysk

>>38111750
But anon my man there are still uses for her like she can be that cute skinny maid that you take advantage of cause No one love nor cares about her

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i made the switch by realizing that no matter what happens i wouldn't have a chance with any of the girls i see on the street, even if i did talk to one we wouldn't have similar interests so the conversations would be very bland and boring or shed think i was a creep cause i like 2d

all people are boring and want to follow the latest trends that others tell them are good and to like, women are worse, this realization helped me to get more confident in public, its not like im gonna see anyone let alone talk to anyone again so theres no point bothering over it

gee thanks for the reply op

>>38111669
What does your friend want to know specifically?

He hasn't released a good video since the Tana Mongoose one. His content has been incredibly stale since. You can tell because that "Where Are They Now" shit was clearly created after failing miserably with the "What's in the Box" episodes as a way of getting SOME kind of video up per week.

>>38111650
Yeah I agree, I thought that box video was pretty stale.

glad he hasn't sold out like h3h3 yet, but it's only a matter of time

>>38111556
nope.classic beta bitch.
>lose the glasses
>grow a beard
>lose weight
>get a buzz cut
>don't smile like a faggot

>>38111556
demo d ?

>>38111556
you could get any girl if you just made videos

>>38111516
That's a cute comic

hi,
no one is going to respond to your post
but I like qt lefty boys :3

>>38111516
your comics are unfunny

>>38111461
FUCK OFF MOM I'M ON THE CHANS

>>38111461
FUCK OFF MOM I'M WATCHING Child Pornograpy.

>implying my mom doesnt just open the door

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No, stop! I don't want to be 14 again! I did my time!

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Hewow :3 *boops your nose* xP

>>38111534
u wil be nuzzled! ^_^

>>38111390
This EXACT THREAD is posted every fucking day. The Jews aren't even trying to be subtle.

>>38111390
>wanting to bleed from your genitals

>>38111390
Get a fleshlight and be happy.

It means she saw Chad walking down the street two hours ago

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>>38111383
The fish is still raw, learn to cook, retard.

>>38111383

That wasnt always a vagina bro.