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>>35197581
tried to get a blowjob in a car today. Surprisingly difficult to find a place that isn't lit like a football field and swarming with normalshits

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some anarchist bitch raided my server with her /b/ tier faggots and is trying to talk to me

I'm gonna buy pork pies tomorrow lads

>>35197461
>Ginger
>Freckles
>That stupid face
Yup. Sure is hot.
3/10

what the fuck are you going on about? that's just your preference, not universal truth you fucking retard. Personally I can fuck an asian, latina, and white girl in in one sitting if possible.

>he doesn't enjoy the spice of life
It's really just a facial structure thing. I garuntee you If you found a black or Asian girl who had the exact same face but different complexion you would find them hot

im not sure if nofap will cure my anxiety or not

i don't even feel like masturbating anymore anyway
my sexual energies have been redirected to shitposting

the reason why normies dont cum as much as robots is because they are getting their balls drained 15-20 times a month by a woman

Normies get screwed by their employers all the time and just eat it.

Boss stole money from you? Just eat it. Be normal. Let the boss man take your money.

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>taking pills
>ever

Who needs um

>>35197317
>being a blue pill normie who is enslave to the pussy and delusional about love

fuck that shit knowledge is freedom and the red pill has set me free. I get to keep all of my money and time to myself.

I'd get real paranoid real fast

Be a NEET. Don't have to worry about a god damn thing anymore.

I would be wondering how it got there.

I would probably tell my mom about it.

>>35197076
Nah not really. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder though, so whatever floats your boat. Neither of them do anything for me.

>>35197102
This woman understands it

>>35197102
>>35197156
>trusting normies with looks

these are models. literally the top percentile of beauty. next your gonna say Francisco Lachowski is ugly

You cant kiss someone without her giving any signals man, what did you expect

>>35196987
Autism: the post
GG m8

>>35196987
Hey at least u tried! Also: take this as a lesson. Next time let the girl know ur interested in a date, not merely hanging out. All these stupid faggot betas r ruining things by taking girls out to movies, dinner etc and paying for everything and then being cool with "he's such a great friend", don't fall for that shit! Girls have girls as friends, not guys.

>>35196963
r u a guy or a girl or a trap? what's ur race? what's the age difference?

>>35197003
guy, white, im 18 he's 27

>>35196963
was it joey?

I wish I could.


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>>35196886
back to /g/
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Im happy with my amd r9 390

Its really nice to have a card that emulates the sound of a turbine. It has asmr included for free.

>tfw anzu actually looks pretty good without makeup
She needs to get more sleep though, look at dem baggy eyes

Probable yes, depending on other factors we can't glean from the photo

>>35196541
I never understood why do people drool over this turkroach

>we talk for 2-3 hours, goes well
>almost time when she has to leave
>she casually mentions her boyfriend, continues some story
>my mind goes blank and I'm hoping I heard her wrong
>she finishes the story, I must've looked absent minded as fuck at that time and I couldn't say anything
>"what are you thinking about?"
>"oh, um... nothing heh"
>"I can see you're thinking :)"
>"yeah I guess I'm just sort of tired"
>she keeps talking, I just nod, smile, say "right" etc
>I finally straight up say "uh, so did you say you've got a boyfriend or did I hear wrong?"
>"oh, yeah" like it was fucking nothing
>I died inside but did my best to half-assedly get on with the conversation, I just want to gtfo of there but I'm just too fucking naturally polite (or autistic if you prefer)
>after a couple of minutes she asks "don't you have a girlfriend?" like she's surprised a guy on tinder that drives 60k to meet her doesn't have a girlfriend
>I say no
>couple more minutes, she finally has to go
>she leaves with the fucking rose I gave her, I hate myself more than Hitler hated Jews
>speed home the whole way, fastest I've ever driven, while fantasizing about driving head-on into a semi
>get home, type this
2/2
REEEEEEE at me, tell me to leave the board for using tinder or leaving my house. I don't care I just needed to share and it's too pathetic to tell anybody I know.

>>35196539
Kek. Enjoy being a beta orbiter.

You naive mortals...you will never learn will you?

>>35196431
you that one faggot who keeps spaming this on /pol/

Is this a blacked thread?

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>>35196431
How funny. I was just reading this article.

>>35196346
Not if you survive the fall.

>would suiciding

kill yourself.

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>>35196346
You actually feel a lot of pain after you hit the ground as your back bone and neck completely destroys, you fade away feeling a great pain

You saying the Muslim man is strong? Wtf is wrong with you

white women will do anything to get away from autistic insecure possessive white """"male""" dicklets

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>>35196396
Yes, they fulfil their role as man, husbands and fathers until weak pathetic whites.

Bumping guys. You should want to read this.

>>35196310
This is what people who swear by Dale Carnegie sound like to normalfags: https://youtu.be/1W34wyKZlWQ

>>35196310
This is one of the best books I've ever read! I highly recommend it to all you robots out there. And I'm not even an autist. (Least I'm not diagnosed.)