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Post Disc's and add each other.
The goal is to make super best friends !
Krimbimlord#1867
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Jason#9570
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>>38421107
Can someone tell me how to make friends online. I can keep a conversation going irl most of the times, but on discord, it just doesn't work. Does anyone actually get friends this way?
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>>38422229
posst discord and ill try my best to be your friend~

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hey anon what did you eat today?

i ate white rice with ketchup and i washed it down with cool refreshing tap water.
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That's quite a meal.

As for me, I've eaten one cup of coffee.
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conbini bento daisuki desu
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>>38421099
uhhgg weebs

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What was the point of no return for you becoming a robot / not being a normie?
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>>38421043
When my parents moved the family from Texas to Idaho. I would have been a Chad if I stayed.
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Other thread where robots find pleasure in discuss how miserable they are..
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>>38421083
come on man, don't fucking lie, no real robot could ever be a chad

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>mom offers to take me to the mall since she doesn't work today
>decide to go with her since I have nothing better to do and I haven't left the house in 3 months
>once we arrive at the mall we decide to hit up the food court and get Chinese
>after we finish eating my mom informs me that she has to take care of some work related business and that she'll be back for me in an hour
>decide that this is fine and that I'll just look around in the electronics store or whatever
>after 2 hours pass I text my mom and ask where she is
>no response
>text her 2 hours later and still no response
Did I just get abandoned at a mall?
I can't even walk back home because my house is an hour or more away.
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eh, family forgets their kids at the store all the time
i'd hang tight she'll be back for you in a rush lickety split
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>>38421018
She's fucking Tyrone probibly. Go and check if the car is still parked, if not, wait outside one more hour before panicking
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>>38421018
Just walk home. Get some exercise.

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Well femanons, what do?
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>>38420999
I'd watch her mount his ass with a strap on while fingering myself in the corner of the room. Duh.
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fair's fair
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>>38420999
"hurr durr hes not a man in the first place if he lets that happen to him"

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Alright boys, I'm back. No gf anymore. Naturally I ruined any chance of ever getting back with her out of grief and being beta
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>>38420990
Post memes, mateys. Cheer me up
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>>38421010
Did you lick her butthole when you had the chance?
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>>38421028
Yes of course ...

Vbcdds

Living in orange county sucks.
>Chads eveywhere
>no wildlands or parks
>people will call the cops on you for looking at them
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>>38420989
There is also way too many beaners
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>>38420989
>>no wildlands or parks

There's some nice ones in South OC. There's a lot of trails too.
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Where you at? It's awesome here. Gotta raise the rent though to get the spics to leave

Why doesn't r9k or 4chan have a convention ?
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>>38420980
because this is a website for shut-in autists who can't communicate.
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>>38420980
Because it would be full of normalfags and traps/trannies. None of us robots would go. Reddit would take it over in a heartbeat.
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>>38420980
It would be disastrous and full of cancer. Remember what happened with the panels at the Otakon ? Not ever again.

Anon, why do you never make eye contact?
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>>38420958
Because I can see my face on your pantsu, damn it Kat!
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>tfw I get questions like this regulary
h-how did you know?
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>>38420958
Why do you think?

I got dem spergers boi

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>laying in bed
>start touching my ass
>start playing with my cock
>get super horny
>jerk off while fingering my butthole
a-am I going gay for myself?
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Would you fuck yourself if you had a twin
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>>38420834
i do that all the time when super horny. I start by caressing my own body and then somehow end up jerking off withs something in my butt.
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>>38420834
Did you think of men while doing it? Because anal stimulation by itself isn't gay.

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>got my first date

what do I do now?
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Definitely bring up politics. You seem to have it all worked out.
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>>38420830
So apparently Americans don't give in to globalism everyday?
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>>38420830
Fly to europe

>create flagrantly obvious b8 thread
>leave for an hour
>100 replies
Is this board retarded?
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>100 posts are nothing but cuck porn
Is OP retarded?
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>>38420764
>create a feels thread straight from my heart
>no replies

>create a blatantly obvious bait thread
>200+ replies

my existence is a meme.
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>>38420764
yes this board is literally retarded and you shouldnt joke about autism

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Bookshelves full of manga, retro vidya, loose colourful clothing, Fender Jaguar, PARTED HAIR. (Oh and no human contact)

Ultimate robot lifestyle.
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Battlestation for example
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Excellent pic choice , quite original
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>>38420619
do you have jonathan brandis styled hair?

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Femanons, why don't you just sexually tease innocent young boys?
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parents can't handle some bants.
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>>38420562
because they're gross
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eh not that bad, obviously if it had been a male teacher he would have gotten jail though

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What are some useless degrees in your opinion?
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>>38420502
Any STEM degree
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>>38420502
so anon what did you have for dinner tonight?
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>>38420502
Any science degree unless you have at least a Masters, but preferably PhD. If you have a bachelors you're literally just a lab bitch washing their glassware and doing remedial shit that someone with an associates could do


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