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Is this what it feels like to be bullied?
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>>36248330
No it's absolutely nothing like this. It's not cute nor sweet. You can't compare real life situations to animu op.
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>>36248330
>tfw I will never be bullied
why even live
post exh link pls
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>>36248330
it's like this. but they help you shower afterwards.

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I'm 20yrs old and have 0 facial hair. I also have the muscle definition of a 12yr old boy. It's beyond fucked, I see people my age and feel entirely out of place. After work every day I pass a middle school right when they're getting out and I also have a backpack on and it makes me feel even worse.

Anyone else know this suffering?
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I'm sorry you look like a fucking kid, sir.
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You think that's bad? imagine sounding like an inbred retarded 11 year old when you're ages older than this. I shit you not, my voice literally makes everyone I talk to think I'm some sort of fucking collard creep being watched by his mother whenever I talk over a mic.

I live alone. I have a masters degree. I have a job. I'm smart enough to invest. I even own property and a business.

Yet here I am. Laughed at by any woman I try to show any interest in and ridiculed by literally every other "adult" I speak to. I want to die.
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>>36248385
At least you seem to have your shit straight man, I got kicked out of college (long story), my job is shit and I don't even get paid enough to cover transportation costs some days, and my voice also sucks, and I have a weird walk as well. Fuck! Post vocaroo of your voice if you're willing

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and if not would you like one?
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>>36248254
brrrraraaaaaaaaaaap
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Never had one.

Can't say I'd really want one either.
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Wouldn't you feel guilty unless you shaved your arse? Or is that part of the attraction?

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>tfw you suddenly develop a new kink of exotic brown dancers
>tfw you will never be an Egyptian Pharoah in 3000 BC having nightly orgies with 10/10 women
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>>36248205
Brown girls are underrated tbqhfamalamadingdong. Egyptians, Persians, Mediterraneans, even Indians are pretty gud. Lots of wife material honestly.
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>>36248288

Absolutely my man.
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>>36248310
I don't think any more needs to be said.

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I spent about 2 hrs daily edging and watching porn. I have no self control, and this translates to other areas in my life. Masturbating has become my way of coping with depression, I feel just like an addict. I feel like my whole day is spent looking forward to the fap I do before bed. I've tried to quit multiple times, but when I'm in the moment I always think, "okay, I'll start nofap later". I can't trust myself to keep my own word.

Perhaps the biggest issue is that there is so much excellent porn out there. Everyday I'm able to find so much new material, I have backlogs of backlogs of porn and hentai.

Not thinking about porn is impossible. There are triggers literally everywhere on the internet, and once I get that feeling, I won't be able to focus on anything until I jerk off. But then again, I can't focus after either because I feel so drained.

How do I quit robots? I just want to be me again.
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>>36248156
Similar problem. I can barely make it past one day of nofap. Does anyone have any tips for us?
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Do you suffer from acne on your face and back or have unclear skin anon? That's because you fap too much, you probably look greasy all the time.

Stop fapping, start /nofap/
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>>36248204
>>36248156
No tips to be given but I can say that you guys aren't alone.

>tfw spent roughly 16 of the past 72 hours masturbating
>tfw like OP it's the only thing I really look forward to

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has anyone on /r9k/ ever tried to pick up homeless qts?
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>>36248151
Yeah funny enough. We did acid together at a park and made out, was a pretty good time.
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There's no homeless people in my city, they deport them to santa ana
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homeless girls that don't look batshit insane in nyc are all wealthy larpers going through a "fuck my rich republican dad phase" who panhandle all day so they can buy heroin and divy it up with a bunch of Chads in some anarchist collective warehouse in Williamsburg Brooklyn

I've got a better shot with some girl from Jersey that makes $40k a year working as a receptionist for some wall street trading firm (see: none)

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Why are normalfags talking about pineapple pizza all of a sudden?
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Advertising/astroturfing from pizza companies, think about it
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Thats dean ambrose ive seen him on wwf
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>>36248118
Its a shitty normalfag meme

About to have so porridge lads.
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Milk Cat 6
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Reminder not to set your alarms tomorrow.
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>>36248148
whats he planning on doing with that milk
whats his end game?

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>gf was violently raped recently
>last thing i heard from her was she was walking to her car and opened the door and she had mentioned someone was following her close enough to hear them breathe
>hear the door slam as she drives off
>she hangs up
>havent heard from her in nearly 5 hours
>not answering any of her phones

im okay im not paranoid or anything.
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>>36248107
What the fuck is this luck of yours.

Did she make any enemies recently? People just don't get raped twice like that. Either she's unlucky AS FUCK or she did something to some psycho that got him into her. You're in for quite a bad time buddy, you probably know this.

After she gets back to your arms, get her a gun and show her how to shoot, give her some info on how not to get followed, how to fight off ppl who attack her, avoid bad neighbourhoods, all of that shit, maybe that'll help.

Also, call the fucking cops and tell everything you know about her/where the fuck she might be right now you potato head.
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>>36248361
she could just be a tramp who was asking for it though and who's behavior brings it on herself
not saying she is, but there's more than just the two options you've declared
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>>36248107
Hopefully she was murdered. :)

Are traps gay, /r9k/?
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>>36248094
Yes completly, and there is nothing wrong with that.
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If it has a penis it is gay.
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>>36248094
>Are traps gay, /r9k/?
it's gay
but I like gay

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Ballbusting normal couple coming in on good friday's eve.

Been at it for eight years, ballbusting daily since we were 13 & 15. met in junior high, moved to college, graduated and started out lives. Feel free to ask any questions or just come vent and let out what's bothering you. Gonna reply to everyone.
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>>36248069
Why?
What do you even mean by ballbusting?
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>>36248161
Ballbusting is the fetish for being hit in the testicles. or hitting someone in the balls.

In my case its being hit in the nuts. I havent hit anyone in the nuts
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>>36248274
Why do you like it? Any reason or is it a fetish that formed when you were exposed to something?

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>be shitty sprite artist
>decide to finally make a deviantart so I can do commisions for people and make money
>submit some of my own shitty sprites just for reference so people can know my limited skill-set
>wake up today and doodle a shitty ceramic pot monster (pic related)
>submit it to account
>receive a new notification within seconds
>some dude added said drawing to their collection "things I'll be reviewing on my youtube channel"
>click on it
>it's a bunch of furry shit obviously drawn by autists and a bunch of other cringebait

Is this the beginning or the end for me? Fuck I might like being a lolcow

Re-postan this thread because I had to leave before it 404ed and btw if that guy who wanted me to work for him is here, pls make your presence known
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>>36248043
Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
I guess it's a start though.
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>make your presence known
That was me, I need some sprite art for a project. Link your deviantart plox

It's not any furfag or degenerate shit
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>>36248089
http://pl4ntm4n.deviantart.com/

Thank fucking god

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holy shit, I just realized my oneitis sent nudes to her ex
jesus fucking christ, wtf is wrong with you.
you degenerate whore
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My oneitis sent me her nudes when she was drunk
How jealous are u
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>>36248047
I don't give a fuck about your oneitis I care about mine,
I would never ask her for nudes,
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It absolutely blows my mind that people send naked pictures of themselves to other people without a second thought. Like what the fuck

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ITT: Post your MBTI and a song you really like.

I'll start;

INFP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG9TeLISmZU
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>tell test you're X
>test tells you you're X

OMG THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO ME!

fuckin' morans.

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INTP https://youtu.be/LVGCh6Ek0Ko
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>>36247996
ENFJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8566UtalG_o

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hi,my name nick siggers i want to be friends with you guys,so....how are you guys doing ? :)
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>>36247914
Welcome, sick niggers
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get a nose job, invest in a hair stylist
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>>36247914
just got back from lunch with a friend so its been good so far

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