any of you guys ever look through your parents facebook before?
heres my mom talking to someone about me
I'm having a plastic surgery consultation soon. Wish me luck in becoming a Stacy before the wall hits
>Hold on anon I dropped my phone
Does anyone else wish the entire world was ruled by the US?
Think about it, you can go from Maine, to California, Texas, Hawaii, Alaska, ect and everyone more or less shares your language and culture.
The EU tries to do this, but they are just a bunch of squabbling nation states.
No we wont.
Don't you have some Syrians to import, you fucking leftist cuck?
>Internet friend I have known for at least a good year has got a gf.
>Bearly comes online and if he is online is always talking to her.
Wow I am even a loser online.
I will never understand this
Why would I be interested in regularly contacting someone I don't even know when I could do other stuff online. What would motive me to keep talking to a stranger? There's nothing to even talk about.
What are robots' plans for when their parents die?
>get r9k gf
>in love for weeks
>one day she changes
>starts talking to me less
>starts caring less
>sometimes we just sit in calls and she is completely silent and replies with one or a few word
>yesterday she didnt talk to me all night
>got drunk and sad alone while she was with her 2 girl friends
I dont like where this is going boys, what do in this situation?
(btw I met her through r9k, she doesnt browse much and is normie-ish)
"Dang, Anon, I can't believe you had the courage to say that to your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. What happened next?"
Ssssshhhhhh..... shhhhh shhh shhhhhh
I will tell you all about my exploits, but only AFTER I finish this ice cream.
Socialism has failed every time it's tried. Capitalism is the only way forward. do we stick with what we have, or go all out with super-capitalism?
>socialism has failed every time it's tried
Stupid Americans don't know the difference between socialism and communism.
Scandinavia wants a word with you.
why do you hate overweight people robots?
its not like its their fault
Who here 1pm coffee? You can post in here but jjst remeber NOT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED MY COFFEE!!
>make a batman scarecrow mask out of burlap
>looks insanely edgy
>would wear it in public, ignoring everyone and just walk around with it
>the fibres I breathed in would give me nosebleeds
Jesus fuck, I don't feel I need to elaborate on this, it just speaks for itself...
>went to party
>stole beer from a chad
>first time I ever drank
>straight up asked a girl if I could get a blowjob
>never went to an event with those people again
What are some cushy, entry level, easy to get jobs that are easy on the body and mind? I don't care if it's an overnight shift that pays minimum wage.
I just got a dishwashing job that pays $9/hr in 8 hour shifts, and have only finished 2 days, but fuck is it hard on my back, knees, and feet. I just want something to make spending money while I study for muh IT certs. I still live at home.
If you have a car, delivery is pretty tight.
I was a driver for my first three years of university and made between $15 and $20 per hour after including tips and maintenance reimbursement.
Living in a college town with a lively nightlife and high-performing NCAA football and basketball teams meant that my store was usually busy. I was in and out of the restaurant and rarely had to interact with managers or customers for more than a few seconds at a time.
Decent job if you want to go home with cash every day and not bother making small talk.
Give it to me normies
what's the point lads?