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Wakey wakey, traps bakey!
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>>34045742
This is my only wish
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>>34046030
Poo poo, pee pee, cleanse this board of all tranny!
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>>34046202
You cannot fool me with your degenerate gifs, hon.
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>Hey honey there is something I need to tell you. Before I met you I used to have sex for money
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>But that was a long time ago. Thank you for understanding
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>Come here let me give you a kiss
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>>34045678
That can't be good for her sight
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Any fellow non-whites that look kind of white here? I've more or less learned that whites simply can't be robots.
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>>34045625
>whites simply can't be robots.
oh how wrong you are...
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>>34045625
you'll be surprised
understand that most white people come from broken families and feminist single moms
have you seen entire MGTOW thing.
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>>34045625
I know this is shit bait but I'm a black cyborg. If anyone want to ask me some questions feel free.
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So I finally got a call back from a company after looking for a job. I'm going in for an interview on Friday for a "process server" position. They said they'll train me, but what should I expect from the job? Do I just have to give people court summons?
>good bye neet life
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>>34045575
It's actually a cool job from what I hear. There's probably a one in fifty chance that you get assaulted by the person you are serving, but I bet it's still worth it.
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>/r9k/ sperg serving people court summons
I'd pay to watch that show
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>>34045685
It literally goes like this.
>Sir are are you Mr. So and so?
>yes
>Here you go (hand a letter)
>you have been served
>Leave quickly and quietly as the person looks dumbfounded at court letter you just gave him
Thats it.
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Hey, I am doing a SURVEY on R9K people. It is a very short survey that will not take more than a few minutes to complete.
However, there is a test to access the SURVEY.
To access the SURVEY, you must:
1) Go to the SurveyMonkey website.
2) Then add /r/5SQ3HBM to end of domain URL.
If you want to discuss the nature of this survey, you can do so inside this thread.
Thank you again.
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>>34045558
why don't you just post the damn link like a normal person
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>>34045580
Because it's considered spam, because SurveyMonkey generates revenue
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Why not just post the questions in the form of a thread instead of linking to surveyhapa?
It's a lot more fun to read other robots responses.
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Is this true, in some original fashion, fembots?
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>>34045549
>why are fembots on this board if they don't want a robot bf?
I mean let's fucking rationalize this here.
First some facts:
>fembots by definition, if used correctly, have never had a bf, virgin, antisocial, probably some thing wrong with them
>robots the same but male version
>girls could easily get 1. free and easy attention 2.free and easy sex, and 3. free and easy boyfriends
>no fembot ever posting here has actively searched for a bf
Conclusion?
Girls just want free attention from autistic guys they were too ugly and retarded to get in real life. You're all scum. Believe it.
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>>34045639
No robot here actually wants a real relationship, they just want a female they can talk to online and have some distance from because they don't have the ability to take care of a woman irl or even speak to them.
Why would any fembot take a robot seriously?
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>>34045549
this is pretty accurate in my experience
>>34045639
i'm not here for attention, if i wanted that i'd go on /soc/, and i'm just not interested in relationships in general
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Anyone else looking for friends?
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>normal day of being depressed and lonely
>only social interaction is from responding to random threads or going on omegle
>trying to talk to people IRL just doesn't work/is too hard/ too scary
I-its just so much easier to talk to you guys. And upon realizing this I was wondering if anyone would like to swap contact info and make like a big group of robot friends. The way i see it there's so many advantages
>A big selection of people your comfy with that you can play vidya with
>you're never lonely cause you can just join the conversation at any time and its like you always have friends around
>people to share feels with and vent too
>over time the development of inside jokes and deep interpersonal relationships that make you feel like you're part of something
Feel free to describe your hobbies and a little bit about yourself and share contact info. We can make a big group and all be friends~
>23 years old
>in Uni
>From Texas
>likes cosplay, video games, anime, and snails
>kik:gloomysheep[spoiler/]
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>got friendzoned by a thread on /r9k/
Today was going so well, too. I took a really nice shit this morning.
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I want to join in but I don't use kik. ;_;
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Most robot chats turn into circlejerks, I'm also too mentally gone to keep online friends, but I still wish you the best of luck.
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Stop drinking from plastic bottles, it makes you feminine
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>>34045325
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or
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>>34045325
I heard Alex Jones say this one time,is there any truth to it?
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Is there any truth to that?
Because I'l exclusively drink from plastic if there is
Friendly reminder: Never get involved with a girl who has a personality disorder.
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How did you get involved?
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>>34045332
Thought I could handle her shit.
That was a mistake.
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>>34045316
Mind to elaboratewhat brought you to that conclusion ?
Originalloe
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post smug feels
>above average appearance
>absolutely fucking abhorrent personality
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>poor
>ugly
>probably borderline-retarded
but
>6'4
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>>34045205
Same OP, I literally have no interest in talking to people other than when I'm intoxicated
Just leave me alone so I can play vidya reeee
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>>34045225
Heights all you need good for you my man
>tfw not a manlet
>>34045288
we are attractive so even if we NEET for a couple years we're literally successful no matter what
>that glorious feeling when you reject a low self esteem girl whos interested in you
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https://discord.gg/sby9Hdc
Anyone who browses the board may join. Mods are lenient and it's always active. Try getting comfy with us
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this discord unironically cured my autism
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>>34045106
P quiet so far, but I like that.
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>>34045106
kill yourself or go to /soc/ fucking retarded contactfag
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Why are why girls so much better than any other race?
<3
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>>34045074
i love why girls so much <3
why masterrace <3
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Who here /whygf/?
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srsly i hate white girls, why girls are the only ones i would ever touch.
ITT we go to http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/ and have it create relevant stories. Post results here. Here is my story. Pretty good tobeehonest
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>>34045029
http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/?i=97fh84
im gonna poz u up
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you know it's actually a nice title.
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>>34045695
I mean mine book.
do you ever waffle stomp? why not?
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the shower is a safe, comfy place. why not take your daily dump while enjoying a relaxing shower?
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>>34045025
I know that you're going to wash it off right after anyway, but the concept of it just feels disgusting.
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Once riding with my family in a van I took a shit in a plastic bag and threw it out of the window.
Well lads, it finally happened, my boyfriend for 5 years dumped me because I browse this boardsince I have no friends and now neither a bfI became more insecure and anxious, I guess he couldn't bear with it anymore
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>>34045003
Are you a grill or a faggot?
>inb4 OP is always a faggot
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>>34045003
He made the right call, I wouldn't date a woman who uses /r9k/ either. Especially for 5 years, good lord
imagine all the fucked up shit she'd post about you behind your back on this board, then other roastie tumblrinas would read it and carry it on to reddit or tumblr
now your autism is on display for tens of thousands of people on the internet to see all because you decided to date a "not like the other girls" "fembot"
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>>34045003
fuck off you are ruining this board