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>mom called
>she's bringing home pizza and beer
Today's gonna be a good day.

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From a certain standpoint of morality people reason about as follows: Either man is led by his sensuality, and is, following it, immoral, or he is led by the good, which, taken up into the will, is called moral sentiment (sentiment and prepossession in favor of the good); then he shows himself moral. From this point of view how, e.g., can Sand's act against Kotzebue be called immoral? What is commonly understood by unselfish it certainly was, in the same measure as (among other things) St. Crispin's thieveries in favor of the poor. "He should not have murdered, for it stands written, Thou shalt not murder!" Then to serve the good, the welfare of the people, as Sand at least intended, or the welfare of the poor, like Crispin - is moral; but murder and theft are immoral; the purpose moral, the means immoral. Why? "Because murder, assassination, is something absolutely bad." When the Guerrillas enticed the enemies of the country into ravines and shot them down unseen from the bushes, do you suppose that was assassination? According to the principle of morality, which commands us to serve the good, you could really ask only whether murder could never in any case be a realization of the good, and would have to endorse that murder which realized the good. You cannot condemn Sand's deed at all; it was moral, because in the service of the good, because unselfish; it was an act of punishment, which the individual inflicted, an - execution inflicted at the risk of the executioner's life. What else had his scheme been, after all, but that he wanted to suppress writings by brute force? Are you not acquainted with the same procedure as a "legal" and sanctioned one? And what can be objected against it from your principle of morality? - "But it was an illegal execution." So the immoral thing in it was the illegality, the disobedience to law? Then you admit that the good is nothing else than - law, morality nothing else than loyalty.

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Holy shit... I just had the most amazing dream and now I need your help /r9k/.

I dreamed that I had moved to a nice wooden cabin house in a town that I desperately wish I could live in. The town was surrounded by tall but accessible snow-topped mountians and in the middle of this ring there was a lake, around which the town/city was situated. It was decent sized population-wise and although it had technological needs such as internet, power, etc. it didnt have the big ugly buildings you have in most other cities. The first thing I did when i got to this comfy town was drive up one of the mountains which I then ski'd down.

The town had the same feel as pic related but more modern and less isolated

I know there are places like this in the real world so please post them.

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Lets have a valentines greentext thread
>last year valentines
>be with ex
>ex and I was chatting before we drive to red lobster for a valentines date
>she says something but i forgot at this point
>I jokingly and sarcastically say "who cares" and laugh it off
>she looks at me as if i stepped on a puppy
>she starts yelling at me
>i tell her who cares
>she gets so mad that she tells me to get the fuck out of her house
>the walk home feels like 5 hours but is only 5 minutes
>she texts me to fuck off and have a nice day
>ex starts lying that shes going out somewhere to scare me
>get anxiety for an entire day
>later find out that she was just at home watching movies by herself and fearmongering me because she found it fun
Just know guys, it's a lot worse being with a woman who makes you feel alone on valentines day than actually being alone.

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>start to pee
>two separate intertwining streams coming out of my 1 urethra

How the fuck

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I'm going to spend valentines day eating dinner with my father and his girlfriend.

I'm 26, my father is 60 and his girlfriend is 29...

what are you doing today?

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Have mercy, Patto.

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>be 5'8 300 lbs
>professor brings cupcakes to lab
>Everyone is eating one
>"Don't be afraid to get seconds"
>oneitis says "of course anon is gonna want seconds"
>silence
>Nobody laughs
>Professor tells her to get the fuck out
>Her face turns red and she throws her cupcake wrapper at me


uhhh

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Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach us how to manage risk using statistical information

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Today is one of the worst holidays. People are amped up 300% over normal. I am literally hiding until the day is over in my house.

It's like people just lost it - heavy traffic, extra cars parked all over my street, super hyper server chick at the fast food place.

Weird weird vibes. This holiday feels like it's the biggest party day of the year, more than Christmas, the 4th of July and thanksgiving desu.

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>just been for a shit
>wipe my arse
>huge red streak of blood on the toilet paper
>none visible in the shit itself

What do I do r9k?

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>you never ever saw your crush outside of school for 3 years
>tfw you randomly run past him just on valentines day after deperately trying to forget
>didnt even dare to look in his eyes
>cant confess feelings to anyone since everyones catholic
Why does this had to happen to me?
Im just gonna let the feel slowly kill me from inside

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>Tfw you will have to get a job one day
>Tfw you will have to even get a career if you hope to not have a shit life

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I want the truth as to why you arent on the best terms with yourself.

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Name my band /r9k/

Oroegano