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All I ever do is hurt people. I stopped talking to all my internet friends tonight and I'm about to stop talking to my one real life friend. I'm not meant for this world robots.
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the only logical solution is suicide

redact yourself
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>>34442790

lostallhope.com

Organizado
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>>34442957
Thanks Anon.
(Oregoreganoregano)

Does this prove that a breast preference is patrician?
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No, it's personal preference, neither is 'better', this is a dumb argument.
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>>34442782
No, because America is the greatest country on Earth. If we prefer butts, than butts must be better.
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it's just a thing

that's all

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You lost out on 90% of your penile sensation because your parents fell for a Jewish meme.
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>>34442775
Nah,

I think I just jerk it too much

Actually I am sure of that
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Yah but it also makes them work harder since they spend less time jerking it.

All the money? It's just making up for their mutilated penis.
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>>34442797
this

death grip is real

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>You are too old for young love
>You will never make a young cute girl squeal and get anxious about talking to you
>You will never be with a girl who is in her prime with a tight, attractive body
>you will never have your first time with a young, attractive, shy girl who is trying it for the first time too

>you will end up with a saggy, overweight, loud woman
>she will be constantly reminding you about her exes
>she will constantly bitch about you and say how LUCKY you were to land a hot piece like her
>she will be entirely bitter about relationships and be in it for herself
>she will leave you at the slightest sign of weakness to try a different guy
>she will ridicule you for your virginity and remind you that she has already tried most sex positions, but she will not do any of them for you

it's a really fucking depressing life being a virgin on the other side of college.
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>>34442743
>You will never make a young cute girl squeal and get anxious about talking to you

>tfw I had this in 2012
>tfw I fucked it all up and she'll never talk to me again
I console myself by seeing that she got fat, but so did I. She's got a new bf now and I haven't had a real relationship since her. I also am beginning to be extremely conscious of my autism and hate myself more and more, becoming a bitter cynical asshole.

In any case OP, I sympathize with that feel. I'm on the opening end of college though, so I still have time to salvage myself.

So do you, if you put your mind to it.
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>>34443017
Greentext pls. Original comment you fucking board REEEEE.
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>>34442743
>youll never give a beautiful girl her first orgasm
>youll never be the first guy to cum in her mouth
>youll never be intimate with a hot prime young girl, before shes a jaded, heartbroken, used up, bitter, cynical roastie

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>You will never be a big shot banker with a Thai side roastie with qt happa kids
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She's cheating on him too don't worry
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Lmao Reddit.

>Be banking faggot
>Life so boring
>Live in thialand make money
>Get roastie this slut pregnant
>Life ruined but don't know it
>Commit suicide before devorce
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What if his kids aren't his and his second family are his lolololol

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How do guys feel about girls who are 4'11" and under?
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>>34442700
knew the cutest brown girl who was like 4'10 and she had the best features and my favorite haircut on a woman (bobcut) she looked exactly like pic rel

just fuck my shit up
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>when she hugs you and you can rest your head on top of hers
although I'm 6'0" so that usually only works with girls who are like 5'5" and up
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>see <5'0 woman on the street
>have urge to pick her up
>can't pick her up, otherwise I'd get in trouble

femlets, why do you have to be so cute

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>Roastie I had in my sights for months fucking ignored me when I decided to message her on normiebook
>Already had everything planned for our impending relationship
>Figured since she was 17 and I'm 22 she'd immediately fall for an older guy (its also legal in my country, don't give me any shit)
>She even constantly posted stuff about being super bored and saying her inbox was empty and that she wanted to talk to people
>fucking leaves me on seen.

Why are roasties so fucking mean? And why do we still make plans for them?
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>>34442696
>>She even constantly posted stuff about being super bored and saying her inbox was empty and that she wanted to talk to people

Congrats on feeding an attention whore
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>>34442977

I just want a gf dude
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>>34442696
Maybe she just, oh I don't know,doesn't like you? Why do you robots feel as if girls are obligated to date you and when denied you call them "mean" or "bitches". Most of you guys are pathetic pieces of shit with terrible personalities, hygiene, and self esteem. It's no wonder you more constantly getting rejected.

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You ever feel like you just want to disappear into an another reality with a girl who loves you, spend all your time focused on her, loving her, romanticizing her, and living for her as she lives for you?

The absence of responsibility, worries... time... the only thing on your mind is to cup her face with your hands and look into her heart as her flushed face looks at yours. You embrace each another and hold tight, in what seems like an eternity of bliss.
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>>34442682
yea and i unironically woke up, things like that make me want to die so i can see if i'll get that in another life
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>>34442682
This is all I ever wanted. Unfortunately, reality is a thing.
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Fuck no that's gei

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Have you ever seen two people have sex in real life?
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Pretty hot op.

Is this the new cuck fetish? Reverse cuck?
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>>34442672

>be kid
>hear bed creaking in parents bedroom, think they're jumping in bed, want to jump too
>open door, they're in missionary position
>dad rolls over to his side and covers himself at mach 5 speed
>took me a few seconds to realize what they were doing, then quickly close door and return to my room
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yes
>2006
>going on ride with two friends
>we get bored and they randomly call some girl to chill
>after hanging out with her for a bit they ask me to go get something to eat from the convience store
>I come back and look in the car, and they are eiffel tower her.
>she looks directly at me while doing this...

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Is it true that there are virgins in their 20's who aren't jaded and bitter? You hear certain people here throw in those anecdotes to shut us up. What I am wondering is what kind of lives theses non-bitter non-jaded virgins lead. So go on, tell me all about their social and professional lives if you know any.
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A lot of them exist on Imgur.
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>>34442665
I am one of those virgins. I have no particular interest in sex or a relationship, maybe one day I will find a girl but until then, I don't really bother with it. Also, why would I be bitter and sad about my situation? That doesn't change shit and makes everything worse.
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I'm a virgin and I am jaded and bitter, but not about my virginity. Everyone around me assumes that I am some kind of womaniser who fucks a bunch of women because I spend a lot of time in private with women, but really I just can't make friends with men anymore because they all seem like such enormous faggots with no sense of loyalty or decency.

When a woman is a stupid cunt, that's what I expect. It's a part of their character and I know how to deal with it. When a man is a stupid, pathetic, writhing worm? That's what makes me bitter and jaded. All the young men around me are either fucking morons with brains like bricks, or effeminate faggots with limp wrists who think they can get a girl by acting gay.

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It's so kind of you to marry a girl with a little bit of a wonky eye, anon. Congratulations.
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>>34442609
stop posting cute bois faggot.
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>>34442745
Purrblind is a cute gril with a cute wonky eye
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>tfw no adorable cross-eyed girlfriend
Sad panda.

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YO, LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY

ABOUT A LlTTLE GUY THAT LlVES IN A BLUE WORLD
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SHE SPINS ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
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IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON-EYE JOE
I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TlME AGO
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NOW WALK IT OUT
NOW WALK IT OUT
NOW WALK IT OUT
NOW WALK IT OUT

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I'm a femanon and I just want to tell all boys out there that you are not entitled to tell your gf what to do with her body unless you are paying all her bills. Unless you step up and be a man a woman is free to do what she wants.
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>unless you are paying all her bills
nobody asked you to do that? get over yourself.
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>>34442598
Thanks for sharing your opinion, its very important to us!
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>>34442598
*tips fedora*
*does a nice little twirl*
*spins on finger like he's in fucking space jam*
shouldn't be telling a lovely lady what to do, period!

; )


nah fuck off I will say and do what I want
bills or not

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We are very talented. Look at Charice Pempengco, Lea Salonga and Jessica Sanchez, they are the best singers in the world. Many people adore them and want to be them. We also have Manny Pacquiao, the best sports person in the world with boxing. We have very beautiful women in the world. Many Foreigners want to be like us. We are better in speaking English than USA or Europe. Many people want to be Filipinos.

Why is that? Stop hating Chinese peope!
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MOST

POWERFUL

RACE

IN

THE

WORLD
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why is this a meme? i've never understood it.
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>>34442554
philippines are the niggers of asia
next to china who are multiplying niggers

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Hey, Florida bots.

How's your night?

12:52, and I have to wake up at 5 :(
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>>34442544
Soooo long this has been going on?

Where you going with it?
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>>34442563
?

Just casual, local conversation.

Makes me feel less lonely to at least some of you are near.
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>>34442544
It's not good so far :^(

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