>This is the average White Male in 2017
What happened?
people are unironically gay
>>37836052
#goals
wow i hope i can look like them soon
>>37836052
>FAGGOT SHILL PLEASE GO
ORIGINALLE
druggie thread?
I personally prefer shrooms, DMT, weed, and ecstasy but I'll take anything except Coke, crack, heroin, and meth
I have 3 joints for tonight, 2 are Girl Scout and the other is something else I have no fucking clue what strain it is
what are you guys killing yourself with tonight
>tfw this is my night tonight
Its fuckin alright!
Smoked the most purple kush since i got out of work at 3:30 (chef) this shit is almost black my guy
I quit smoking to apply for other jobs, but after having no real luck decided to finish off what I had after not smoking at all for 5 months. I greened/whited out. I think I ended up puking 6-7 times. It was like the worst hangover I ever had but 5 times worse. Never again.
So tell me, why don't you have a girlfriend ?
>>37835984
I'm picky and not Chad enough to go for girls I deem acceptable. I've made it before and I will again, but that's why I'm currently single.
I like girls but they really don't like me
>>37835984
I don't interact with others.
What does /r9k/ think about old ladies? Are they roasties too?
>>37835931
They'd probably be fembots
>>37835931
Old ladies are extremely nice, thoughtful and hard working.
Young ladies are rude, stupid and lazy.
>>37835931
one in the middle looks like she was qt3.14 back in the day
>ywn save Rachel from being bullied by Stacies
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=44a_1408522902
>>37835911
Were they fighting over a black guy? I heard them say "BBC" at 0:24
>>37836071
bbc isn't normie slang yet
>>37836130
Have you been living under a rock? Everybody knows what the BBC is. And don't act like it's some super secret 4chan codeword BBC's been around way before 4chan
Case in point: normie girl talking about BBC to her mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGqcqTDV0xQ
>wake up
>browse 4chan for 12 hours
>go to sleep
Is this all there is to life?
>>37835877
I have not had sex in almost two years.
>>37835877
if your below 8/10 and or 6'1
pretty much
it truly is splendid
Someone i really love just fucking blocked me on discord fuck my life i dont even know what i did wrong he actually made me feel like i was somebody then he just leaves me like that fuck i cant handle it anymore
>>37835867
Yep. Ghosting is still a thing.
How come?
>loving someone you've never met
You don't love him.
>>37835867
What does a discord block look like? Just permaoffline right?
>I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN
>REE REE REE
>REE REE REE
>I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN
>SING WITH ME
>REE REE REE
>>37835843
I'm glad you decided to enlist as a cheerleader despite what your parents said, we're all so proud of you.
>>37835843
ROO ROO ROO
MY ONEITIS IS BRAINWASHED
BY THE JEW
>>37835843
>roses are red
>violet are blue
>you'll die a virgin
>so why should they like you
What type of entertainment do my fellow robots like to consume, I assure you've all taken the patrician's pledge and realized Capeshit and mainstream entertainment is pretty much catering to Chads and Staceys?
>>37835791
- Science Fiction movies, tv-shows and books
- Historical movies, tv-shows and books
- Some reality tv
- Good music
- Elliot Rodger leaks
- Killer videos, journals and stuff
They all consume manga and porn only, that is why there is no more replies.
https://youtu.be/redO-zdQjbs
>>37837480
And anime, of course.
This happened a week ago, still have not recovered.
>be me
>be a 28 year old introvert with a shit job, no friends, and no family that I still have contact with.
>be a massive fan of world of Warcraft still to this day (started back in vanilla)
>I go on my usual large shopping trip, that way I don't have to go for a while.
>I do my best to avoid social interaction with anyone in the store.
>I'm wearing my large World of Warcraft Wraith of the Lich King sweatshirt that i practically live in 24/7, whenever i'm not working.
>While in the dairy lisle, a group of staceys approach, about 4 of them all together.
>I was pretty certain that they were highschoolers.
>I immediately panic. crossing paths with a full grown woman is one thing, but this was a group of attractive high school grills.
>As they get about 5 feet away, their attention comes to me, then to my WoW sweatshirt.
>CryingWojak.jpeg
>They burst out laughing (overly dramatic laughter, i must say) as if I was the most pathetic thing I've seen all day.
>For the next few minutes I was constantly bombarded with teasing and harassment.
>One of them even caressed me, while making fun of me "never touching a girl before"
>I started to have a panick attack.
>I speed walked away from them, leaving my cart behind.
>I held my head down as they told me to rush home to waste my life of a video game.
The worst part of all of this, was that most of what they said, was true. I'm fucking pathetic
I thought that talking to, and being touched by, highschool girls would be amazing. Though, none of this was ever in my fantasies.
Those cunts were relentless, as if they were sociopaths. They could've just left me alone, and snickered behind my back. But no, they had to go out of their way to ridicule me.
>>37835781
let me hug you man, i know that exact feel especially at that speed walk part, fucking hit home
women are cold
>>37835781
wow you are the most pathetic person i've come across
>>37835781
>young Stacie's not running away in pure terror when they see such a high tier robot headed toward them
Here's your (You)
I fucked up robots, I fucked up really bad.
>just got a job in retail (fist job)
>have to work alone for closing shift even though I'm still a trainee
>working in seafood department so I have to change the filters on the crab/lobster tanks
>after changing said filters the water in the crab tank goes murky and opaque and the tubes start shaking violently
>freak the fuck out
>spaghetti starts spilling
>call manager
>she doesn't have a fucking clue how this shit works
>tells me to move the crabs in with the lobsters
>do it
>shift ends
>leave in fear and shame and end up forgetting to take the garbage and compost out of the cooler
>it's likely rotting as I type
So am I fired? Should I even show up again?
Don't panic. You're only a trainee and there's a chance everything will be fine.
Even if you do get fired, its not a big deal.
>>37835723
you're fine dude
show up for your next shift and the problem will be taken care of when you arrive
>>37835723
I think you'll be fine OP. You called your manager so she knows you wanted to do the right thing. You're still a trainee, so the worst that will happen is they will give you a reminder. I think they'll understand you having to work alone. You're good.
I sometimes wish I was born a girl. I usually have these thoughts late at night and I'm wondering if you guys feel the same.
>>37835698
no, you were born with the wrong chromosomes to be a girl, it doesn't matter if you feel you should be. Be happy with who you are. Speaking from experience, changing who you are isn't going to make you happy.
>>37835698
You're probably not trans I can't tell you for sure though. I'm trans and in the closet but I think about it literally all day. Like I honestly don't think an hour has passed by in years that I didn't think about being a girl.
Envy doesn't mean identification.
Hey Lads
Are all women cold and distant?
They all seem like copies of each other, all after that same chad that will ultimately just use them for sex then cry about it
95%of them are yes
No, they're not all like that, but most are
Women? They look like poor-designed artificial intelligence based on monkey, not human being.
Is the STEAM meme true lads? Should I study engineering?
engineering is for faggots your job is just gonna be taken over by the robots you help create anyway
is the +arts thing something that some people tried to push or is it just a meme?
>>37835640
it's kind of a mix of both
Thoughts on this drawing that I did?
It's still very much a work in progress, but I want to hear what y'all think of it so far.
>>37835524
That's pretty good man. Is it supposed to be a self portrait? Is it somebody else?
Either way, I kind of like it. Not perfect but that just means you need to practice a little bit more.
>>37835524
It is very nice, but advice from a friendly bot, work on your shadows. It would make it look a bit more realistic if that's what you're going for.
>>37835524
10/10 nipple
original