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Why does everything feel boring and uninspiring?
Nothing grabs my interest any more.
It's a struggle to pay attention to anything.
It all seems so pointless.
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It's lack of sex that's bringing you down.
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>>35281466
How do I solve this without having sex?
I already masturbated today.
Can a 181cm guy be a successful trap or should I just end myself?
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If you're considering being a trap you should end yourself, period.
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>>35281425
You should never second guess yourself, anon. If you want to trap, if its really what you want to do, than you should by all means do it. Fuck the naysayers, listen to your heart.
/r9k/ loves you
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>had a dream last night where i talked to a girl, got her number and wasn't afraid to text her.
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>>35281410
The only difference between dreams and goals is writing them down :)
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>>35281417
I had a dream where i was raped by a potato lumber jack with a beard in the woods after i crashed my prius
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>>35281410
>had a dream where mom found the poop bucket
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>Be me
>Have female coworker who always talks and flirts with me
>Catch feels
>She's interested in another coworker who isn't interested in her
>She still wants me as her orbiter so she does that thing where she flirts and baits me to keep me around
>Lol nope last night at work when she tried to run her game I didn't flirtt back and instead talked about this chick in my Stats class
>Hoe never texts me but what do I wake up to today?
>"Hey Anon you work today?"
>"Yeah"
>"Cool me too!"
Fuck off roastie.
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And yes I asked this girl out 3 times. And yeah I was cool with being friends but it's clear she wanted an orbiter to make herself feel good, not a friend.
Fuck that noise.
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Well, good on you to see through such a sinister tactic anon.
Life going ok otherwise?
>tfw 18yo
>tfw normies of my age having a nice sexual life
>tfw im a virgn kissless because im a 5'5 ugly manlet
it's me XD
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>>35281333
Try being 23, you fucking FUCK! I should shit in my hands and throw it at you and wipe the shit all over your face.
YOU MAKE ME SICK NORMIE SCUM!
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>>35281382
You won't do it anon, even when you reach 20 and say you will do it and tie the noose and put it around your neck you WILL have second thoughts.
Because you're a COWARD anon, WE ALL ARE COWARDS.
Robots outlive everyone else.
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>Tfw OP was 9 when I started visiting 4chan
Fucking hell
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ITT: Phrases you will never hear
>"I love you anon."
>"Come closer anon, it's cold."
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>>35281268
>"hi"(origin4l)
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>"I'm sorry son, I was wrong."
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>>35281268
>"You're so handsome"
>"Yes, I do"
>"I made your favourite"
>"Happy father's day"
>"Congratulations on the promotion"
>"I'm so glad I found you"
>"Happy birthday"
I don't want to go on...
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ITT: we beat the robot 2017-03-04 03:08:39 Post No.35281247
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Life is fun!
>didn't work desu imo senpai btw ftr
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I love my job!
>also didnt work baka tbqh famalamasenpai
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>>35281247
lt's easy Iad, Iearn from me
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>>35281267
l Iove my job
Welp r9k not sure what to do here.
>new girl at work
>shes 18, still in highschool. turns 19 in summer
>overtly asked for my number
>asked me to go to the movies with her
>wants to go out again
>calls them dates
>i rubbed her booty the other day in she was fine with it
Im 21 , turning 22 in spring. Should i gf this? or should i just keep her around and fugg?
Ive never had a gf guys or have a girl show this much interest in me. pls help
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>>35281172
If you keep her just for sex I'll cut your dick off.
This is the only female that will ever show interest in you so treat her right.
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>>35281172
Just see where things go. Don't force a relationship for a fuck buddy. Literally just keep hanging out with her and see how you feel. If you truly enjoy being with her, then make her your gf, but if you go into this with the intention of making her your gf you will overlook warning signs.
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>>35281172
Girls asking guys out? What is this, bizarro world?
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>tfw I'm Kenny from South Park
>born in poor mountain town
>parents are alcoholic drug addicts that yell all day
>have no food
>house is broken down
>holes and dents in walls rags for carpets that don't even cover the whole floor
>whole house smells like cat piss
>parents literally have 0 cash
>eat pop tarts for dinner (if I'm lucky)
>whole house is raggedy and shit as fuck
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Hey man I'm poor too. It sucks.
But I don't even get hungry any more so it's fine I guess
Wish there was more to eat and some weed
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Become a drug dealer
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>>35281211 #
I tried but it's really fucking hard in such a small town without a car. I have 3 or 4 people within walking distance of me most of which I hate.
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Same man weed is all I ask for it just makes everything so good even sleeping in my broken down room.
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KEKED IN WARCRAFT
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>stopped playing wow
>still masturbate to wowporn
also legion fucking blows gief back wod
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>>35281116
People still play this shitty MMO?
>shit PvP
>shit easy PvE
Oh I am laffin
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h-hyuga?
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She doesn't have time for your shit. 2017-03-04 02:51:51 Post No.35281064
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She doesn't have time for your shit.
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This is how ALL women, not just celebs treat our kind r9k
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>>35281064
That guy probably hate fucked his Emma Watson pillow waifu later that night.
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>>35281064
he deserves it for having shit taste in girls
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>>35281064
she looks like a 12 year old boy
very original
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how is prison if you are a neet without social skills
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>>35281014
If you are american you will get raped then die
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Depends on what kind of facility it is
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Bring lube
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anyone here like birds?
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>>35280909
Birds are excellent, I wish i could fly
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>be only surviving dinosaur
>be most intelligent domesticated pet, in upper echelon of most intelligent animals in the world
>can fly
>eats GOAT foods like fruits and nuts
>lives for fucking ever
what went so right?
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TFW no fighting twerking white girl GF
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>>35280894
Where is this video
Yeah this girl is extremely fine even though sheis only 13 years old. Jesus Christ.
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>>35280902
YouTube cash me outside twerk. It's a massive let down, but I would still do 3-5yrs to fuck her
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>>35280902
>we're all pedophiles now
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Saturday Sadness Thread 2017-03-04 02:34:18 Post No.35280844
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>yearly check-up for school to ensure I'm a healthy little boy
>been starting to get uncontrollable erections, have no clue what to do with them, little embarrassed
>pediatrician is wearing some kind of sun dress, casual friday at the doctors
>she begins the check-up, checking my range of motion, weight, height, ears, all that stuff
>begin to get an erection and get real nervous, pitching a tent big time downstairs
>checking my heart rate, she notices I'm nervous
>It's ok Anon, all big boys like you get a little excited around this age, you're perfectly healthy, now drop your pants and lay back on the table like the big strong boy you are.
>she does the hernia checks, pressing into my lower abdomen with her warm hands and around the outskirts of my groin
>my little boy penis is laying against my stomach, she carefully navigates around it during the check up
>Alright, this checks out, now stand up, and cough.
>I get up and she kneels, face almost touching my tip, she grips my balls with one hand and looks right at me with a smile.
>I cough, I can feel the strain on my penis as my balls try to retract
>Good boy, now I need to check your foreskin. You have been doing the exercises right? So it can glide back?
>the hand that was gripping my balls moved up to my the base and she gripped around the head with her other hand and slowly peeled me back with a tight grip
>after peeling me, she gives the tip a little kiss and says how she is amazed as to how big I've grown, tells me to pull up my pants and informs me that I am in fact a big healthy boy
Now I'm a 23 y/o virgin that has never been in any form of a meaningful relationship with a girl because I thought from age 12 to 22 I could get a girl to give my penis kisses just by being shy and bashful, but that is not the case. I just kept telling myself that if I continued to just be the nice, shy guy, I would find someone. Anyone else know this abstract feel?
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>>35280844
Oh yeah, forgot to mention, I recently looked into finding my old pediatrician to talk to her about it and why she did it, but she has been dead for 4 years, a brain aneurysm. That dropped me into the pit that is depression upon finding it. She was hot too, but completely fucked me up.
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I assumed this was just fapfic. Are you saying this actually happened? If so, how's the personality disorder?