Spent a week vacation from work and got my fucking world rocked by a girl. Got my dick sucked and fucked for the first time.
Currently on the bus heading back home to my fucking robot lifestyle, how can I live with myself knowing what pussy feels like and how being a normie is.
My life is shitty and I never wanted that week vacation to end. I felt like an actual fucking normal dude, life is fucking horrible.
leave this board
never come back
die
die
never come back
leave this board
>>39318721
Hey, if you keep saying shit like that I'll file for a divorce
You ever go through those days, robots?
The days where your lack of romantic interest is in the forefront of your mind. The days where imaging a GF makes your heart hurt so badly you want to die. The days where you think you need to improve your life only to play video games and eat like shit for the rest of the day.
It has been one of the days, robots.
even r9k doesn't care about me.
>>39318667
Yeah I've had those days before.
>take responsibility for your actions
>but don't do this
Literally what the fuck am I supposed to do?
How are you supposed to make friends if the only people who share common interests with you are just as autistic and asocial as you are? How are you supposed to find these people and meet them in a non-awkward way?
>>39318630
You suck it up and do it the awkward way
Hi anon are you doing okay?
>>39318630
Your only chance of that is if you became friends when you were very young. After you're about ten years old or so people like us lose the ability to make friends.
be me
>conservative Muslim man
>respect women
>move to New York to pursue a career as a writer for WIRED Magazine
>meet a pretty girl at a park
>she's a conservative Christian
>she doesn't believe in sex before marriage
>i completely agree with her
>we become friends
>she confesses that she loves me
>i confess that i love her back
>the biggest sign of affection we give each other is looking them in the eye
>we soon get married
>on our wedding night, we decide to finally do it
>i undress and lay in bed
>she undresses with her back towards me
>she turns around and whips out her monster cock
ya haram, i married a trap
>i refuse to have sex with her
>she pins my arms behind my back and whispers, "Just let it happen."
>i get violently raped
>i never speak to my family and friends again
>>39318610
does it feel better to tell someone about it?
>>39318610
This is what you get for giving up the teachings, enjoy writhing in the hellfire with your kuffar mate on the final day.
>>39318610
>ya haram
you fukt up there op, nobody says that. git gud at making stories boyo
>be an awkward lonely beta with no social skills
>chad is very popular and personable with many friends
>yet during the day he always wants to hang out with me, study with me, etc.
>he has joked in the past that i have no social life apart from him
>when other students talk to him while I'm around they just pretend like I don't exist
what is chad doing?
>>39318595
Chad wants a trap
Be his trap
He is using you for homework help.
>>39318619
he's not in any of my classes.
>tfw no jewish gf with curly hair
>>39318514
You watch Arrested Development?
cuz fuck me, man
>>39318514
> a fat autist wants a Jewish gf
If her parents are conservative, your hope is bleak. And you better not be a goy.
>>39318693
what if I convert am I still a goy
JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
MY LEVEL OF CRAVING TO TOUCH A GIRL IS AT LIKE 5000 POINTS OF PAIN, AND THE AMOUNT OF INCONVENIENCE IT WOULD CAUSE THEM TO LET ME TOUCH THEM IS LIKE 73 POINTS OF PAIN, MAX
HOW IS THERE NOT AN EQUITABLE SYSTEM FOR RELIEVING BROKEN AUTISTIC MEN LIKE ME OF THEIR FRUSTRATED SEXUAL DESIRE? HOW HAVE WE NOT SOCIALIZED PUSSY YET? COULDN'T WOMEN DO IT AS A GOOD WILL GESTURE AND MEN COULD PROMISE NOT TO FIGHT ANY WARS FOR A GENERATION OR SOMETHING? PLEASE GOD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING I JUST WANT TO LICK A GIRL'S ASS WHILE SHE WATCHES CARTOONS
rape
epareaepraperparpeap
>>39318481
>HOW IS THERE NOT AN EQUITABLE
SYSTEM
you fucking little pussy faggot nigger
there is
oldest profession known to mankind
it's called prostitutes
i fucked this lil hottie for six months
3-4 times a week
total spent was under $3,000
you cannot women date for that kind of money for six months
oh yeah, she was "fun sized"
five feet tall & 90 pounds
ALMOST like fucking a sixth grader
get your faggot ass together faggot
oh yeah you're also a crying nigger so i guess that's too much too ask
>>39318816
>tfw long term plan is to get a job that pays enough to afford whores often
pretty good
I think too much
How do i think less?
>>39318434
Grab a metal object and hit yourself in the head with it really hard.
Pretty sure we're just doomed to overthink and overanalyze everything anon.
I think the only solution is drugs
>>39318492
I dont need drugs dumbing me down and draining my wallet
Good morning guys.
Let's have a nice little women hate thread.
also special shoutout to the few roasties that exist on /r9k/, drink bleach.
>>39318428
Nobody irl acts like the girl in that comic. Well, one girl I knew does, but she's generally considered a psychopath and she has no friends.she still gets all kinds of dick because she has monster tits though.
>>39318428
Women are utterly worthy of derision and hatred. Fuck them sideways. Wanna know why?
>>39318628
>no girl acts like that
>except the one that does
Also most roasties do this subconsciously
>>39319269
sure.
ITT we discuss Socialism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvWDwZYvk8
Its communism, but it doesn't want to admit it.
sage
Venezuela seems like a nice place to visit this time of year. Thoughts?
>>39318447
>Muh venezuela
Cherry picked example.
Majority of Africa is capitalist and I don't see that working out for them.
>socially retarded
>mentally retarded
WHY
i don't know either
haven't ended it all since i wanna see where ill end up
>socially retarded
Please explain.
>mentally retarded
Also please explain.
me too anon
me too
i mumble a lot these days and my vocab is tiny and i get stuck on words because i'm scared of talking or saying something dumb
why i am balding
im 19 years old, why do god hates me so much?
>tfw norwood 6 at 22
>>39318370
hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
>>39318370
hold this L nigga
When was your turning point when you realized traps and 2D are better than disgusting attention wore women?
At 14,after I actually interacted with a fucking 3DPD for long enough to see exactly what kind of subhuman abberations women were. I`m not going back.
>>39318356
Sarina is a basket case, not the best example
>>39318356
2d has always been better ever since I was a boy
I'm looking forward to advances in trap technology and sexual freedom
It's ok to be gay anon, it's 2017
Hey anon, you have some extra time and want a new time sink to surrender many hours to? Do you want to play games with other robots and create online friendships through Minecraft?
If that is the case, then please give this /r9k/-populated Minecraft 1.12.1 server a try!
IP: NEETparadise.sytes.net:25564
When you join the server you'll find that we have to offer
>A great survival smp feel
>No kinds of player drama or beef toward one another and no fembot or trap attention seekers
> an expanding r9k-userbase, those who emulate the true spirit of /r9k/
>three /sethome's, grief prevention with golden shovel land claims and chest lock plugins by right clicking chests, as well as the new addition of /tpa, which allows players to teleport to one another
>Well established towns willing to take in new players or help you on your quest to making
your hermit kingdom
>Free food and easy access to wood from the beginning so you don't have to worry about going hungry like on most servers
>Tons of unexplored biomes waiting to be developed on
So if you have some time to kill, kill it with us and play on this amazing minecraft server today!
Remember the IP is: NEETparadise.sytes.net:25564
(Sorry no cracked versions allowed)
nice server
oregano
>>39318541
Thankyoubumporiginallyforyourpleasure
>>39318341
Sounds like its already developed. No thanks desu
can a pussy be so tight that it's unfuckable?
>>39318305
You just need to drill harder for it to stretch. Basically going full psycho hammering it.
>>39318305
No,where there is a hole, there is a way. Even infant vaginas, despite being a few centimeters in volume,can be fucked. Not that I know much about baby fucking
>>39318305
I have a phimosis and a relatively thick dick (5.5" girth) so everytime I have sex I need to be lubed up no matter how wet the girl is
the answer's no. With enough lube and effort, no pussy is unfuckable. In the Middle East, little girls' vaginas sometimes get badly torn at their wedding night