Name my meal /r9k/
Spent a week vacation from work and got my fucking world rocked by a girl. Got my dick sucked and fucked for the first time.
Currently on the bus heading back home to my fucking robot lifestyle, how can I live with myself knowing what pussy feels like and how being a normie is.
My life is shitty and I never wanted that week vacation to end. I felt like an actual fucking normal dude, life is fucking horrible.
You ever go through those days, robots?
The days where your lack of romantic interest is in the forefront of your mind. The days where imaging a GF makes your heart hurt so badly you want to die. The days where you think you need to improve your life only to play video games and eat like shit for the rest of the day.
It has been one of the days, robots.
How are you supposed to make friends if the only people who share common interests with you are just as autistic and asocial as you are? How are you supposed to find these people and meet them in a non-awkward way?
Your only chance of that is if you became friends when you were very young. After you're about ten years old or so people like us lose the ability to make friends.
>conservative Muslim man
>move to New York to pursue a career as a writer for WIRED Magazine
>meet a pretty girl at a park
>she's a conservative Christian
>she doesn't believe in sex before marriage
>i completely agree with her
>we become friends
>she confesses that she loves me
>i confess that i love her back
>the biggest sign of affection we give each other is looking them in the eye
>we soon get married
>on our wedding night, we decide to finally do it
>i undress and lay in bed
>she undresses with her back towards me
>she turns around and whips out her monster cock
ya haram, i married a trap
>i refuse to have sex with her
>she pins my arms behind my back and whispers, "Just let it happen."
>i get violently raped
>i never speak to my family and friends again
>be an awkward lonely beta with no social skills
>chad is very popular and personable with many friends
>yet during the day he always wants to hang out with me, study with me, etc.
>he has joked in the past that i have no social life apart from him
>when other students talk to him while I'm around they just pretend like I don't exist
what is chad doing?
>tfw no jewish gf with curly hair
JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
MY LEVEL OF CRAVING TO TOUCH A GIRL IS AT LIKE 5000 POINTS OF PAIN, AND THE AMOUNT OF INCONVENIENCE IT WOULD CAUSE THEM TO LET ME TOUCH THEM IS LIKE 73 POINTS OF PAIN, MAX
HOW IS THERE NOT AN EQUITABLE SYSTEM FOR RELIEVING BROKEN AUTISTIC MEN LIKE ME OF THEIR FRUSTRATED SEXUAL DESIRE? HOW HAVE WE NOT SOCIALIZED PUSSY YET? COULDN'T WOMEN DO IT AS A GOOD WILL GESTURE AND MEN COULD PROMISE NOT TO FIGHT ANY WARS FOR A GENERATION OR SOMETHING? PLEASE GOD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING I JUST WANT TO LICK A GIRL'S ASS WHILE SHE WATCHES CARTOONS
>HOW IS THERE NOT AN EQUITABLE
you fucking little pussy faggot nigger
oldest profession known to mankind
it's called prostitutes
i fucked this lil hottie for six months
3-4 times a week
total spent was under $3,000
you cannot women date for that kind of money for six months
oh yeah, she was "fun sized"
five feet tall & 90 pounds
ALMOST like fucking a sixth grader
get your faggot ass together faggot
oh yeah you're also a crying nigger so i guess that's too much too ask
I think too much
How do i think less?
Pretty sure we're just doomed to overthink and overanalyze everything anon.
I think the only solution is drugs
Good morning guys.
Let's have a nice little women hate thread.
also special shoutout to the few roasties that exist on /r9k/, drink bleach.
Nobody irl acts like the girl in that comic. Well, one girl I knew does, but she's generally considered a psychopath and she has no friends.
she still gets all kinds of dick because she has monster tits though.
ITT we discuss Socialism
i don't know either
haven't ended it all since i wanna see where ill end up
why i am balding
im 19 years old, why do god hates me so much?
When was your turning point when you realized traps and 2D are better than disgusting attention wore women?
At 14,after I actually interacted with a fucking 3DPD for long enough to see exactly what kind of subhuman abberations women were. I`m not going back.
Hey anon, you have some extra time and want a new time sink to surrender many hours to? Do you want to play games with other robots and create online friendships through Minecraft?
If that is the case, then please give this /r9k/-populated Minecraft 1.12.1 server a try!
When you join the server you'll find that we have to offer
>A great survival smp feel
>No kinds of player drama or beef toward one another and no fembot or trap attention seekers
> an expanding r9k-userbase, those who emulate the true spirit of /r9k/
>three /sethome's, grief prevention with golden shovel land claims and chest lock plugins by right clicking chests, as well as the new addition of /tpa, which allows players to teleport to one another
>Well established towns willing to take in new players or help you on your quest to making
your hermit kingdom
>Free food and easy access to wood from the beginning so you don't have to worry about going hungry like on most servers
>Tons of unexplored biomes waiting to be developed on
So if you have some time to kill, kill it with us and play on this amazing minecraft server today!
Remember the IP is: NEETparadise.sytes.net:25564
(Sorry no cracked versions allowed)