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ITT: cyborg feels
>you will never be accepted by normies
>you will never be accepted by this board
How's being able to keep up short conversations and casual friendships, but never being able to have a best friend or a gf who isn't a complete sperg treating you guys?
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>>31427449
Having no identity and/or the feeling of not belonging anywhere is a bad fate. I tried to be someone else my whole life, but if you don't even know what things you wanna achieve it becomes a struggle and eventually I just went around in circles.
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>>31427689
Ik the struggle, I literally fit in with no social groups
>Tfw you only have 2 actual friends
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>>31427449
It's pretty shitty desu. I'd rather be a full-blown autist; at least then I'd be better at Maths (probably).
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>>31427449
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF LIVING ANYMORE
I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME
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Was Sandyhook the biggest reeee ever recorded?
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>Being such a beta cuck that he didn't even go for a high school.
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>>31427431
i was just going to make a thread about adam lanza.
no, it was not. that was virginia tech but adam got pretty close.
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>>31427461
this
>first day of school
>everyone has to write their names down
>he puts a question mark
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>>31427431
It was not recorded. We have nothing. We have no dead Lanza, nothing.
>>31427461
Make the one about Virginia plz shooter bro
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Would you cum if a cute girl just touched your erect penis?
be honest anon
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No, I conserve my semen and transmute it into creative energy
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Speaking as a guy who was a khv until 24
most of the guys here no, they all have deathgrip syndrome and will probably have trouble getting an erection and definitely have trouble having an orgasm if they are ever lucky enough to have sex.
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>>31427321
I wouldn't be able to get erect.
I already know it.
the fear would then take hold.
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>>31427321
after yars of porn addiction it would not eve get hard desu
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Why is lying not recognized as an artform and taught in schools? Why are little kids being hammered by the retarded 'you gotta always tell the truth' shit, when literally everything in modern society points at the fact that deception is a powerful tool for anybody's career and social life? Fuck, free market is essentially a competition at lying when you this about it, if lies weren't a factor we'd be living in a robotic meritocracy. It makes no sense to deceive (ironically) children this way and have them grow up ill-equipped to deal with the world
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>>31427297
>Why is lying not recognized as an artform and taught in schools?
But it is.
'There are objective rules of behaviour which you should obey!'
'What matters is not intelligence, it's effort and motivation!'
'You can become anything if you only try hard enough!'
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>wand in ass
That shit is absolutely fantastic
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>>31427297
because humans are social creatures, that's basically all we have over all other animals, And not being able to trust another person would severely handicap our ability to do anything of substantial worth as a species.
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>>31427395
But teaching people the lying techniques would not make them trust/distrust each other any more or less than they do right now. Its not like modern people are hopelessly naive, just less savvy
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When will this "reaction video with video game footage" youtube trend die?And how do I cash in on it before it does?
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It's pretty ingenious desu.
The footage is hypnotic and keeps you hooked because people want to see the challenge accomplished, and the drama is emotionally compelling.
I assume it will be around for a long time.
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>>31427270
invest 50$ in a csgo knife
gid gud at surf
watch fat guy eat food in his car
inspect knife 5 times every 10 seconds
spazz out the camera anytime you fall
inspect knife
make fanbase really cancer
dont take responsibility for when you mess up
have a hissy fit when people call you out
remember to inspect the knife
>ty 5 le support goyums.. er i mean gois
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>>31427454
>think that people will look at your 50 dollar knife
>not going for a m9 emerald
fucking retard
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I blame the game grumps for this shit.
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>people start noticing the cum stains on my pants
>didn't know that for a long time
>was actually wondering why were people avoiding me like that
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Do your laundry you nasty human being
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>>31427226
>Mom has cleaned my room while I was gone
>realization suddenly kicks in that she might have seen the dried cumstains under the carpet
>hope she mistakes it for spilled milk or a water stain
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>>31427226
Holy shit this is low even for r9k standards
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>sleeping in bed
>wake up i couldn;'t go back to sleep
>decide to fap that will put me back to sleep
>turn phone to a porn website start fapping
>no towel for cum
>cum
>go to physical therapy
>stacey smells the cum
>i'm wet
>gives me a dirty look calls me a pig
>next therapist to speech
>a chubby / fat girl
>she smells it too
>i'm wet
>o sorry i couldn't sleep
>o thats ok
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SHIT I JUST REALIZED THAT THE GIRL IN MY CLASS HAS A WINGWOMAN AND SHE WAS TRYING TO BE MY GF AND THAT SHE GOT HER HAIR CUT RECENTLY AND LIKE EVERYONE COMMENTED ABOUT IT EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I AM RETARDED BUT HER WINGMAN EVEN LITERALLY POINTED IT OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND I SAID NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING
NOTHING
I JUST
SAID
NOTHING THAT ENTIRE DAY
AND A WHILE BACK I HAD BEEN TALKING TO HER ONE ON ONE BUT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING COURAGE TO SIT BY HER SIDE EVEN THOUGH SHE ACTUALLY HAD MOVED A LITTLE BIT TO MAKE ROOM FOR ME, WHICH I ALSO ONLY REALIZED LATER ON
AFTER THAT I SAW HER HANGING OUT WITH SOME OTHER GUY AFTERWARDS AND I FELT SHIT, VERY SHIT
I AM A MORON WHY AM I A MORON THOUGH
THIS IS JUST SOMETHING I AM REALIZING JUST NOW AND I MAY HAVE FUCKED MY CHANCES OF GF OH GODDD PLEASE SHOOT ME I WILL FUCKING DIE ALONE I DO EVERYTHING WRONG ALL THE TIME I SWEAR
IF THIS GOES WRONG I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF, SHE IS REALLY FUCKING PRETTY AND I WANT TO HOLD HER IN MY ARMS BUT I CAN'TT
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It's ok anon, go make her yours
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>>31427246
IT CANNOT
POSSIBLY
BE OKAY RIGHT NOW
SHE PROBABLY THINKS I DON'T LIKE HER OR SOMETHING
IF SHE THINKS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE RUINED ALL
ALL OF MY CHANCES WITH HER
ALL OF THEM
SHE PROBABLY IS SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE BY NOW, SHE IS TOO PRETTY TO BE ALONE FOR LONG
FUJICIMNJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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You belong here. You're one of us.
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>>31427216
She just wants abother orbiter, you fucking moron.
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Does anyone jack off using their imagination?
Does anyone have really detailed and disgusting fantasies?I have a few which I masturbate to solely
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yea I do. I'm into vore/fat chicks
my fantasies usually involve and obscenely obese girl eating a LOT of live fairies the size of about a snickers bar. She basically deep throats them alive and then gets really gassy after she's done.
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>>31427082
yeah. my imagination runs wild and I just go with it. I'm not really attracted to anything I think about, but when you're in the moment you just can't stop. that picture is also very gnarly. I've seen it for 8 years now and I still get queasy when I see it. but she totally deserves it.
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fat smelly hairy cocks
room full of them :3
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I only jack off using my imagination. Porn kind of weirds me out, I feel like I have to ask the people if it's ok for me to be watching.
But I feel like the orgasms are better because I'm more focused on me.
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is he OUR guy? what youtubers do you like robots?
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>>31427080
stop idolizing people
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>>31427238
Just stop liking what I don't like. Fucking pleb.
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>>31427080
i find him really unfunny 2bh
imma sound reddit as fuck but i like franku much better
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i like the amazing atheist
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It's really surprising how many of you still masturbate.
Like seriously, How good was the last porno you saw that it enticed you to pull out your penis and stroke it to the point of orgasm?
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>>31426914
>watching pornographic videos
Please. The real connoisseurs stick to reading titillating fiction instead.
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>>31426914
I've never masturbated to porn.
Only to my fetish fantasies or to videos about my fetish.
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>>31426914
came across ur mom's xvideos page. now she's my oneitis.
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>>31426914
Being a 25 year old hhkv and constantly getting treated like shit from girls has effectively given me erectile dysfunction. So no, I don't do that.
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Who Edgyptian bot here?
>prove it
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>>31426909
>>prove it
I like pyramids and cats :)
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I'm edgy and egyptian
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>>31426909
Show me the pyramids then. SHOW ME THE PYRAMIDS
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>>31426974
here you go
Jedann Originasley
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Why aren't people just satisfied with text chat? Why does it always have to come down to voice?
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>>31426891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v2CeTYaK4O
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>>31426891
Laziness
I keep voice disabled on my discord because of this. You get 2 chucklefucks drowning out the room and no one else can participate or get a word in. And if you dont have it open 24/7 you miss some discussions entirely.
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I don't understand it either.
I've only voice chatted with one person.
I've had to tell people to fuck off over it
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>>31426891
Because people don't like catfish.
When I meet a fat hairy weeaboo loser on 4chan, I wanna make sure it's not actually a hot sexy woman.
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Is anyone else here absolutely terrified of driving? The mere thought of getting behind a wheel makes me shiver and want to vomit. It's pathetic, because everyone else in the world can do it no problem, but the idea of being able to kill someone or destroy something with just a slight mistake fucks me up.
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>>31426846
You just realize something the majority of people are too dumb to. For example, here's a head-on single lane no median 60 mph road truckers drive on next to my house where 10s of people have died from drifting over the median while starring at their phone instead of their eminent demise. People do this kind of shit all the time, usually someone's looking out though
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>>31426846
That was me for a good while. I recently started driving at 4am-6am when no one is awake in my town and I go to the gym for an hour and drive back to take nappies.
It's easier to drive when there is no threat of immediate homicide.only problem is there are a ton of puppers and kitties at night so im scared i might hit one
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>>31426846
As someone who's logged a couple hundred thousand miles driving, I am not terrified of driving, but there are plenty of people who terrify me while driving.
But you are not alone, I moved to the city 4 years ago and I am astounded by the number of people who don't drive or even literally never had a driver's license.
I can't even imagine.
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>>31426846
every time you drive on a german autobahn you're betting your life. It isn't even about how you drive yourself, other people are the real danger. Especially if there is no tempo limit and with 160km/h you're one of the slow drivers.
I see accidents almost every second day, from burning cars to totally flatened cars that got caught by a truck who didn't see the traffic jam.
You're right to be scared imo. But you'd get used to it...
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>tfw just turned 18 and i'm still a virgin
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>>31426718
>just 18
You still have a lot of time, kid.
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>tfw 22 and still a permavirgin
18 is not too late. Im at the age where it starts getting weird to be a khv
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>>31426756
khv? whats that dude
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>>31427073
Kissless hugless/handholdless virgin. It's pretty common on r9k
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>stayed at home
>never married
>possible bisexual
>probably an aspie
Was she a robot?
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>>31426705
Robots have always existed throughout history. We just rarely hear about them because there was no internet for them to shitpost on so they just spent their time reading books and staring at walls.
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She was definitely a female robot.
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no
women can't be robots because they can't truly be involuntary celibates
I would've banged her if I had the chance
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>>31426705
kinda, she wrote hikki feelfag poetry but it was actually good, so given her level of talent, she was too good to be one of us
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How many of you anons have a hard time with poo. I can't be the only one, right?
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holy god what is that picture?
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>>31426714
an IBS attack I had last year or so
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>>31426714
This is my prison cell where I basically spend about 8 hours hunched over in pain on the daily
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>>31426701
You must eat more fiber (apples) and not sit all day long behind pc. It should get better. Also drink more to have soft poopies.
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I'm black so if not interested gtfo, relevant because first impression without me opening my mouth is that I am a delinquent junkie hood nigga hard manI'm not at all which almost upsets me as much as being circumsised. I'm actually weaboo video game literature junkie (only said literature not to sound psued but dont read ya shit)
>mandatory class (have to do it every week or get kicked out)
>religious spiritual well being crap class
>first lesson today
>this college is jam packed with qt 3.14
>so much so even ugly guys get qt 3.14 friends
>i dont though had one talk to me today but too autistic to start a convo and years of reading r9k made me want nothing to do with nobody
>have to ask people to fill in this questionaire thing
>let the chad and stacies do all the talking and just write down the answers
>old granny teacher comes round and asks us what are obsession is (one of our questions), i copy someone else's and say pizza, old bitch turned back to the person and asked another question, i then just said nothing.
>group work
>3 girls cute i guess(one black) but im choosing to have no friends
>2 other guys
>short kid reminds me of my ex-friend, want to talk to him but know that i am autistic and it's better off having no friends (thanks to r9k, i know now, people backstab you)
>also no the most innocent girls will backstab you in favour of chad cock.
>this girl wore red checkered shirt (popular at this college for some reason) and kept looking at me because all I was doing was having a depressing face on not contributing at all and staring at the floor
>task was to share our thoughts on a poster about what we thought of religious education in the past (how we were taught it, how we viewed it)
>shared no opinion, just fiddled with my pen
>they must have thought from the bad aura i was giving that i hated this lesson and was a druggie and had a terrible life and maybe depressed cont
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>bitches didn't know not only I had a bad day; terrible life, non existant social life, retarded and a disappointment to parents, I plan on sodukoing if I don't get into oxfordNo chance of happening even if I miraculously had the will to study since I do no extracurricular activities.
>I could fake a smile and act confident, get people to laugh at my expense and get friends
>but it would all be a fraud, and act. It would briefly make me happy before making me sad.
>even though I hate most of r9k, the normies, the faggots (fuck you discord gaychat gayest thing ive ever done)
>you are a substitute to friends
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We love you, Ruggarell.
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FUCKING REPLY TO MY THREAD I WANT A COLLEGE DISCUSION HOLY FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DENSE I AM SUFFERING HERE WITHOUT FRIENDS! I NEED LIFE ADVICE PLEASE
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>>31427004
Get help senpai
You aren't gonna make very far in uni
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Is it possible for a boy to get orbiters like fembots do?
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>>31426621
yeah
depends if you mean men or women though. Men are fairly easy to get because they think with their dick
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depends on how cute they are
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Yeah.
I had a female coworker offer to drive over and dig out my car so I could get more sleep and transferred stores with m to help my career.
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>>31428195
I have a somewhat similar situation.
A coworker of mine is always bringing me lunch and doing favors for me. She's always trying really hard to be able to work with me and be around me.
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>eating like shit
>drinking nearly every day
>stopped exercising
Who else /downwardspiral/ here?
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>>31426489
You've ascended young padawan
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Word.
My diet consists of energy drinks, coffee, takeaway food and codeine
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>>31426489
I literally robo trip (800-1100mg)every day and drink almost 4 Liters of soda day
Because of this, All my friends call me the robot I'm not even joking
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I'm coming out of that spiral actually, was in it for almost 4 years. Sober 7 months and have lost 60lbs
Gotto go down hard to get back up tho senpai, keep spiraling
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>things you do that turn guys off
>I listen to rap
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That doesn't really turn me off considering I also listen to rap, depending on what you listen to I guess
However making red flag threads on r9k is definitely a red flag even if you disguise it like this
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Can I as a straight male share what turns me off?
>they never say no
>they have any history of unfaithfulness
>they try to change things about me
>unwilling to compromise
>unintelligent and/or incapable
>no sense of humor
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>>31426433
>Things you do that turn guys off
>Being a 200% heterosexual male with 0% interest in Fraternization.
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>>31426557
>they never say no
Say no to what?
You can't just dislike someone for them saying no
How it is like being a minority and a robot? I'm interested in your experiences.
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It sucks when you have the personality of an autistic white guy. I hate it when my parents make fun of things white people do because I do them unironically. Sometimes I feel like my parents hate the fact that their kid is basically a cultural Western anglophone and not like their ideal.
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It's good and bad. Like I feel like a lot of the things robots care about simply don't apply to me as a black dude, I'm not Chad and still have had a decent amount of one night stands and a good relationship with a girl more attractive than myself.
At the same time there's certain things I can and won't do. Like white boy fraternities look fun but I wouldn't join them because they're generally racist af and I'm not a Tom
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>>31426361
>Nigger
>Robot
Nice try Jamal.
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>>31426534
pretty much this.
>own people dont want you
>natives dont want you either
It's the ultimate state of being a robot
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At which age do women physically peak?
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>>31426355
16-23.
The body starts to truly decay at 24-25. Unless they're career women they will slowly become a useless sack of shit shortly after.
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>>31426355
4
original and qwerty
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>>31426355
whenever they want to have sex with me
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Depends how well they take care of themselves. The peak can last longer depending on proper nutrition, fitness, and skincare.
>tfw religiously apply sunscreen every day and generally take good care of my body
>tfw I will look 20 at the age of 30
>tfw every other 30 year old woman will look like an old hag
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>"An intellectual is a man who has found something more interesting than sex."
Aldous Huxley
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>>31426340
Highly underrated.
Orginalllllll desu
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Well it is the hobby for the lowest common denominator. Alley cats, niggers in Africa, they have nothing else. It's like drinking water.
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But I'm a dumb virgin
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>>31426340
...says a fucking brainwiped druggie.
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>tfw you once had to give a presentation in high school
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>>31426325
>tfw people complimented you constantly on your presentation skills
>all you ever did was read off your pre-written notes (while often looking at the audience)
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>>31426365
>not looking at the audience
How did you do this? It would've looked autistic to look at the groud, up the ceiling or out the windows or something like that.
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>>31426527
I don't understand what you mean. Here was my procedure:
>glance down at notes
>store a sentence in memory
>look at audience
>recite lines
>repeat
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>the guy who does the MLP presentation.
How many did you have to endure?
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ITS OFFICIAL
Women don't give a fuck about looks. You have 0 reasons not to have a gf.
http://elitedaily.com/dating/3-reasons-looks-dont-matter/979150/
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>>31426313
>it happened more times than you can count
I am fairly certain that mathematically speaking, it actually is possible to count to zero.
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Too bad I'm already dead inside anyway
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>>31426313
Of course it fucking matters you acoustic nigger
Would you date a redhead short-haired hambeast ? Of course not, unless you're a fucking degenerate, but that's another thing.
Would a woman date a short ugly guy ? Of course not, unless she's a gold digger and he's rich as fuck - and even there, she would cheat on him daily.
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>>31426313
My life is evidence against that, and many other men here can say the same
I have seen ugly guys with good looking girls, and I've seen ugly girls with good looking girls. I've seen drug dealers and criminals with women. I've seen non-white, fresh off the boat guys with women. I've seen disabled men with women. I've seen closet homosexuals with women. I've seen it all, but I still HAVE NO FUCKIGN GIRLFRIEND