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Mummy's religious friend 2017-08-24 03:14:23 Post No.39269718
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>be me
>hear mom talking to dad
>talking about one of her catholic friends
>mom is very religious
>her friend is so religious that she believes that the only way she can justify her existance is to have as many fucking kids as possible
>She has 6 fucking kids as of now
>mom is talking about how her friend had another miscarriage
>she said that her friend literally has had 20 pregnancies
>fucking 20
>she miscarried 14 goddamn children
>mfw I will never have a KD that good
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>>39269718
There is a possibility that your mummy's friend not being faithful a.k.a a involved in cuckoldry
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>>39270042
Nah the dad is an alpha French guy and all of her children look exactly like him
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yes, contributing to the gene pool when you've got a womb that aborts on its own, brilliant. thanks so much. those are the genes humanity needs
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>Unmotivated and low energy
>Get blood work done
>Nothing wrong.
>Prescribed antidepressants
>Eight months later life still feels like shit
Fuck me anons, I'm running out of ideas. Is it actually possible to subsist in this society without being miserable or are all the "happy" people just acting?
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>>39269674
they are faking it in my opinion and that makes reality even more sad. we all really are just caught up in a shit show. Most just cant be honest and call a spade a spade i believe
I want to vomit when considering how dishonest our species is. all because they dont want their feelings hurt so they can justify continuing their sin.
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>>39270448
If you were honest with yourself you'd realise that the only way to have fun is sin, mister Irony.
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>>39270808
I would totally get high with you if you weren't a stranger from a Mongolian zoetrope board, my kindred spirit.
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Fembots with boyfriends, do you ever masturbate to the thought of having sex with another man? Do you ever feel guilty about it?
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No such thing as a fembot, stop using the term. Otherwise they will think they belong.
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what is the point of making this thread
what profound revelation could you possibly think to get from it
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>>39269662
are you stupid? yeah that's going to make people stop using the term, unless you're reverse-meta-enabling everyone
whys everyone on this board a drooling moron
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WHY DOES THE BACK OF MY NECK GET SO FUCKING HAIRY
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>"yeah bro, so I was saying: Women like alpha males because they provide security and stability to the-"
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why...does OP just have to post this criminal "chad" every other fucking day? NOT ON MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Goes to show blue eyes > shit brown.
I'm ganna get my eyes lazered to remove the filament that makes my eyes brown
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My dream last night:
I was in college and I was looking for my class and I saw alex jones was teaching a class so I decided to ditch my class and attend his class.
I dont remember too much of what he taught besides it being inappropriate. I the person sitting beside me was a old childhood friend who use to have a severe drug problem. I remember he had a tupperware full of pot on his desk.
The principal later came in to inspect the class because of the controversy of what was being taught. She found the pot on his desk which he didnt bother to hide and took it away. She also found a big plant in his back pack. He didnt get in trouble or any thing.
We were sent on break and when I came back to class it had a sign on the door that said this class is no longer being taught. I proceeded in going home. I also remember pissing all over my ceiling for some reason.
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>have a dream
>some reason suicide is the only way to escape a situation
>cut open a high voltage cable
>grab it
>instantly everything went black
>felt a warmth begin in my chest and radiate to the rest of my body
>legitimately thought I was dead
>opened my eyes
Why must my mind play tricks on me.
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I forgot what else happened but I was walking around at Disney World and then I got launched back into the air and did flips and saw the entire park from a bird's eye view.
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Ask a guy who just got a job after six months of unemployment anything.
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>computer just fried itself
>need to get new power supply
>still might be fucked
All my everything was there. My writing, my games, my porn, my porn. Ancient and rare porn!
It's all gone! My music! Fuck
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>>39269379
Relax. Power supplies blow all the time. I've had to replace at least 3 of my personal machines' in my lifetime. Your shit's safe.
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>>39269416
This is the first time I've had a psu blow on me. I've built 3 computers each last me like 5 years til I upgrade. But it popped and burned. So you think my hard drive is safe? I didn't see a blue screen, it just shut off.
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>>39269505
lol. If it's your PSU, of course you wont see a blue screen seeing as that would require power. The don't normally blow from everyday use but it does happen. When you do ignorant things like I did (cheaping out on low wattage and overloading it with performance hardware and overclocking), shit happens.
But, again, it does happen. Computers are just a sum of parts so if it fails, it's because only one part has bad. The entire computer will not suffer. Just replace the faulty part and carry on as usual.
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>feel like it's time to start a new leaf and be healthy
>go to /fit to figure out how to lose weight.
>get a vibe of, "if you don't lift, don't even bother"
>I have to go to the gym?
>anxiety disorder kicks in, subconsciously get out of my chair and pace around
>top of my feet get sore, feel my epididymitis start up again.
Is this it? I'm so worthless I can't even try to be healthier. Nothing seems worthwhile anymore. Everything seems like a giant obstacle to overcome. Is there any light at the end of this tunnel?
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the fabric of the universe itself makes me sick to my fucking stomach
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>>39269363
Ikr. I have a special hatred for Christians especially Calvinists) and Muslims now. Its like, you believe in HELL! You believe that a vast majority of humanity gets tortured forever. How the fuck can you willingly subject new people to that, you fucking maniacs?
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>women get offended when you say their age
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>Call a chick "sir"
>That look of rage
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So robots... what's your idea of success?
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>>39269330
Winning the powerball tonight
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>>39269330
KILL ME PLEASE
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Having enough money to be happy. People always say money can't buy happiness- they're either lying or in denial. Money is the physical form of magic.
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2017-08-24 02:53:27 Post No.39269292
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kakyoinsunglasses (ID: !zBOJlYwduc)
2017-08-24 02:53:27
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day144
how is your day going anons
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I've been better, can't sleep because I'm not high and I'm trying to stop smoking weed.
Glad to see you still around though, keep it up my man.
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>>39269292
I'm really proud of you, kakyoin
Keep it going
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Reporter offers to buy people's Powerball tickets for more than what they paid for them 2017-08-24 02:52:29 Post No.39269273
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Reporter offers to buy people's Powerball tickets for more than what they paid for them
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How do you feel about sharing the same planet as these people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlBKK_wgllY
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>>39269273
pretty good, actually
By the way, I think the dog picture is very nice :^)
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>turned 23
>still no gf
Will I die soon?
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>turned 26
>still no job
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>>39269212
Same here, 20 and never had a gf.
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>turned 28
>still no life