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>we are almost halfway through 2017
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haha my ex is having her baby next month
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>>36935330
ha ha what a pain amirite???
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>>36935330
father or kek?
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>man smelI
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>>36935241
>woman smell
Hey wait I've never smelled that because girls always drench themselves in flowery fruity shit
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>>36935241
You hate it or you love it?
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>>36935241
U kno u want
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You robots feel entitled to women who are 7s, but you aren't 7s yourselves. Why don't you go for ugly, low value women because they're your matches.
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>these 2 Chad's come up to you
what do you do?
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>>36935235
Where did the "all robots have high standards" meme even come from? As far as looks go all I expect is thay she have an average face, she can be fat or whatever else beyond that.
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>>36935235
>OP's projection too strong
take your (you) and masturbate to it, because this low quality bait isnt getting many more. saged
Just go outside, and don't come home. Go on craigslist, take the first job that accepts you.
Find a roommate, or two if that's what it takes to afford rent in a shitty apartment. They can be shady, that's fine. It's only temporary.
If you have a college degree, you can use that time to find a better job. What's important is that you start working some job, any job, right now. Once you're no longer a disgusting drain on society, once you're providing even a meager life for yourself, the will to improve will come.
But don't stay where you are. There is no excuse for being a NEET. None. Fix yourself TODAY, or you never will.
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You don't know how the real world works
Try facebook next time you feel like saying a bunch of worthless shit.
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>>36935196
Worked for me
But keep making excuses
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>>36935170
The world isn't a video game dude. You can't do most of that shit and get somewhere in life. Most of that shit sounds ridiculous anyways. Plus, it can be incredibly dangerous. It would backfire most of the time too.
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>anon, lick mommy's asshole clean and there's an extra helping of tendies for you
What do you do next?
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>>36935165
Fuck lick that shit man. Tendies are just worth it. And it doesn't look nasty so seems good to me.
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Looks like my therapist if she was 20 years younger. Kinda uncomfortable desu
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>>36935165
if that was my mommy then i guess i'd be dining on ass and tendies
>you will never know what its like to be a normal, healthy weight
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>tfw 6'0 175 lbs
I just want to go back to 155 and stay there but I can't give up pizza and sweets
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>finally gained 20 lbs of muscle
>went from skelly to cut
>since i'm naturally a skelly, i have 0 chance of getting fat ever
feelsgoodman.imnotafatfuck
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im skinnyfat and trying to lose weight
just gotta cut down on the food, especially processed shit, and start moving more
How much do you drink each week?
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>>36935054
I haven't had alcohol in years.
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7-ish beers a day. So 50-ish beers a week. I drink liquor too, so it's hard to tell
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>>36935054
Around a six pack of beer and a glass of wine a day.
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What's some autistic shit you do? 2017-05-11 08:47:40 Post No.36934957
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What's some autistic shit you do?
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Sometimes, when I take a shit, I stick my finger up my ass and take a huge wiff of my shit covered finger. I don't know why but it smells so good. I tried licking it a few times. Threw up once. Felt sick for a few minutes the rest. It honestly doesn't taste that bad. You should try it some time. It's oddly addicting and it can be relaxing too.
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When I have poop that is "stuck", I put my finger in my vagina and "push" it out via the wall between the two. Smelly fingers
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>>36935412
Why would yoir fingers stink if they aren't making direct contact?
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Autistic shit smearing general discussion
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Ive not eaten in 24 hours, but an apple and pieces of fruit. Ive drunken water and vinegar as a form of cleansing my body. I ask myself, "for why do I struggle?" I know the answer to be, "so that i may struggle".
I no longer desire the novelty of human interaction. I find myself relentlessly in turmoil when near the clamoring voices of the riffraff. I need only my solitude. I truly become ill when i must endure the griping and complaining of self righteous hypocrites. And even here, now, i grow tired of myself. For I am of those voices. I must stifle myself. May I find peace in starvation. I wish not to feed on these earthly pleasures.
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Kill yourself already. Originalmo
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my dad drank only vinegar for 3 weeks and lost 20 lbs. He had no health issues because of it.Keep up nigga
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youre a fat fuck. I only ate a sandwich today and i dont feel like being a sanctimonious faggot about it. normal people can go a day without eating much.
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Anon, you may have tied me up but I know you're too beta to do anything
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S-sorry m-ma'am
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*licks feet*
S-Sorry...
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Not afraid you rip out your intestines, bitch.
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>Be me 21
>I am the oldest son
>Family is from medical background
>My dream was becoming doctor
>Failed the test two fucking times
This year will be my last try
I am failure
I cant even succeeding my father
If i didn't make it, I want to die
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Kill yourself. It's easy just look up instructions or get a gun
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>>36934876
i live in a country where freedom is limited
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>>36934885
WTF there is no country that could prevent you from killing yourself. Just drink bleach
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Have you ever felt bad about what you are masturbating to?
I have recently had a spree of watching asian schoolgirls girls getting bullied and molested and I ended up watching a girl getting bullied by her classmates so badly she had a pen stuck up her vagina while she screamed. Feels very bad man.
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>>36934824
>still feeling shame
you don't belong here
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>>36934824
Wow your so crazy anon!
Is that what you wanted to hear? See>>36934850
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>>36934824
sometimes i watch bbc porn, not cuck shit though, which is weird because i actually hate niggers.
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Never heard of counter strike 2017-05-11 08:38:16 Post No.36934817
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Never heard of counter strike
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> be me
> never heard of counter strike
> decide to buy all three games
> play CSG
> play vanilla 1.6
> mfw
What the fuck have i been missing holy shit this is fun !
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Ok, great thread buddy
Have fun
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>>36934844
yea and its cheap and it runs on my crappy factory manufactured rig from like 09
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>>36934817
>>never heard of counter strike
how is that possible
euro and third world countries have a huge culture around it
i'm guessing you are an american and were into halo or some shit
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Is it a cuck thing to want your wife's last name?
>hypothetically speaking of course
Imagine you marry this ethnic chick that has a foreign and interesting sounding last name. Is it bad that you would take hers instead?
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Yes you fat Americuck. Fuck off
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>>36934797
Yes. If you have to ask you need to self-assess.
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>>36934858
Canadian
but nice strawman
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>School ends early
>Smoke a fat joint
>I get on the train to go home
>I sit next to two cuties
>Start burping uncontrollably
>Fuck
>The two girls are now looking at me in disgust
>I move to get closer to the door
>There's a family with a young kids
>Burps are super loud now
>I'm holding back vomit
>Try to say that I'm sorry but I keep burping
>Family give me the worst looks
>Train stops
>I vomit in a trashcan
>Puke is lime green
God what a fucking nightmare
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>>36934745
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oringinalmo
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>>36934778
>Implying smoking alone after school is not robot behaviour
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>>36934745
That sounds rough anon, sorry you had to go through that
>got drylled at a beach one time
>was pretty early so no one else was around
>decide to walk to gas station to buy cigarettes
>cashier recognizes me, some dude I went to high school with
>ask for cigarettes
>for some reason get it into my head I only thought the words, not say them aloud
>end up repeating myself three times
I don't know which hurts more, the fact I made s complete fool of myself, or if the dude never even knew I was on drugs, because he figures I'm always that autistic