>finally get a girlfriend
>nice cute patrician anxious thing
>she cheats on me after three years together
>blames me for not being attractive enough for her
Can you post music about cheating or about being heart broken
https://youtu.be/byQIPdHMpjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0-VfiTaeI4
>>36810356
tfw for the first time in my life i relate to break up songs
What does it feel like to fall asIeep and wake up cuddling naked with a female?
>>36810308
Like your life is affirmed and you've been holding in farts all night.
It's really good when you wake up rock hard and realize there is a willing butt pressed right up against it.
>>36810308
Your arm is usually dead and your neck hurts. Generally once you are both done fucking you both take positions and go to sleep. You spoon again in the morning after you wake up, have a little nap and then have sex again.
>tfw this is literally me
Should I visit a psychiatrist and get help
>>36810295
Hello other schizoid, anon.
Psychiatrists can't really do much for you, I'm afraid. I think sometimes we were made for a world that doesn't exist yet or might not ever exist. I would tell you not to be too sad about it, but I know you probably don't let it get to you that much because to you it doesn't feel like much of a problem.
>>36810295
if you have a problem with it, you're not schizoid
>>36810295
If you think so yes. No one here is going to help you because we don't know anything about you.
Huh, so this is what it's like to be suicidal? Man girls really have it tough.
>>36810280
Why would you make a show where the main character is such a chad? Am I supposed to relate to him somehow?
>>36810425
He's beta as shit but he fucking tries.
>>36810425
Holy shit you're delusional if you think Clay is a chad lmao.
>Be at alcohol store
>Buy a few things
>Wait in line for a good minute
>Without even coming up to the counter I say "HEY" in what sounds like a very aggressive tone due to the distance
>Guy is a bit blown back
>Stutter out "h-hey" trying to reinstate myself
>Walk out feeling like an autist
Has any of this happened to you guys?
>Have one random conversation with a stranger: Speak perfectly and say exact right things
>Have one random conversation with another stranger: Be a stumbling dickhead
Just gotta keep at it I guess.
>>36810221
It's ok. Studies have shown that violent criminals tend to have twice the safe zone perception radius than non-violent ones.
In other news, my legs are tired.
not at all...
Did you buy the beer tho?
Any other anons have PTSD here? I hate it. My family keeps asking why I haven't gotten better. I just can't move on. No matter how hard I try I'm just stuck there.
>>36810212
What was the event
>>36810238
My best friend took her own life when she was 11 and I was 12. I found her first. I won't go into any more detail than that.
yes I have PTSD, mostly at peace with it at this point
it's really put my brain through a blender and lead to a shitty existence
Older anons, what advice would you give your late teens/early 20s self if you could talk to them?
>>36810152
Don't watch anime and/or fap on traps, it'll fuck your sexuality up.
Keep going, even when it hurts.
Results that take longer to acquire tend to be more valuable.
They all lie. Expect it, but do not let it rustle you.
College is a waste of time and money. It won't make it any easier to get a job unless you study something very high tech and demanding. You won't have the "college experience" you see in movies because the part of college they cleverly leave out is all the hours you have to spend learning the material for exams and completing assignments. Go to vocational school and learn a profession. something where you can easily get employment with a contractor and/or get a utility truck, some supplies and start your own business.
Socializing is not all its cracked up to be, its fine to do if it comes naturally, but you should never feel sad or ashamed that you're alone. As you get older, you will feel more comfortable with the idea of being alone, and also less self conscious around other people and paranoid that they're judging you
Its fine to be a virgin, in fact its the only way to 100% avoid pregnancy scares and STDs. Be comfortable with just talking to women without expecting it to lead anywhere, be able to just bask in her feminine energy and enjoy the moment rather than see her as something to be conquered. If you get into a relationship, just know that women never really belong to you, and they don't feel love and physical attraction in the same way you do. Don't overanalyze social interactions, how people react to you is often more about them than it is about you.
Check my logic.
>Even the hardcore Christian girls are giving blowjobs and having anal sex.
and
>Few women in modern society are as puritanical about sex as the above group.
Therefore
>Virtually every adult woman you meet has a history of prior sexual activity.
Now
>Virtually all women lie about their sexual histories
>Women of "virtue" (doesn't exist) are first in line to shame "sluts" for doing what they all do
G-guys. Is sexual morality just a high stakes social game?
>>36810144
I think before reliable birth control and after the advancement of marryin' age to later in life, it was just a method of encouraging young women to stay out of trouble (because everyone figured keeping young men out of trouble was impossible).
>>36810144
stop (((slut-shaming)))
We wouldn't want there to be repercussions for such a meaningful act now would we?
>>36810182
So before those things they had to "play" by remaining abstinent from vaginal intercourse. Now they just have to pretend that they are relatively "pure" by some abstract standard?
>>36810195
But that's the thing though, women slut shame each other.
Anyone got some tales of potatoes to share?
>>36810114
When I was in high school I once walked in on a retard eating its on shit in the bathroom.
>>36810138
fucking kek. greentext?
>>36810138
Wow, that's disgusting.
Why does this fucking playlist show up in everyone's sidebar?
has anyone ever watched any of those? are they actually important?
>>36810077
Because it's got an absurd amount of views, and youtube goes "well people must like it"
>>36810077
It has so many videos, at least one video is in some way ever so slightly related to what you're watching. It also has a lot of views, because of the number of videos on it, so jewtube is more inclined to promote it.
>>36810086
It's mostly shitty memes and unfunny fail shit. I did laugh at a couple of the videos, though, I have to admit.
Who else /FateAnon/ here?
An anon posted here a while under the alias "FateAnon", and made a thread promising to reply to every anon's post with their fortune/fate/future.
I want to know if anyone else had his prophecies come true, and if you think mine did.
I asked him who my gf will be, and he responded "a ex-stoner chick with droopy eyes and ash-blonde hair"
2 weeks later, a girl I've known for a while but who always seemed to despise me... let's just say we got drunk and i ended up in her bed the next morning. It happened again 2 days later. She is qt, she is blonde... and she knows I smoke weed. This is where it gets weird.
During our pillow-talking she tells me that she will never smoke weed again.
"Again?" I ask.
She used to smoke pretty often, but once she smoked some Salvia or some laced shit, and promised to never smoke weed again.
Is this just a huge coincidence or was FateAnon right all along? It's not like she was a "stoner".... but she used to smoke fairly often and now won't smoke at all. She's blonde. Her eyes aren't droopy? I am so conflicted... is it my destiny to make this girl my gf or not? Should I even try to start a relationship with her?
Has anyone else had experience with their fortune as told by FateAnon?
Pls respond
>>36809999
THOSE DIGITS
PRAISE
>>36809999
That's definitely her, anon. Mystics aren't always 100% on everything, it's like looking through a dirty window.
I asked the fateanon if i would get a gf/bf in the future but they described me in a scarily accurate manner instead. it spooked me, i think they are for real.
When was the last time you actually just sat down and talked with a girl without even caring about having sex with her or wanting her to be your gf?
>>36809989
I do this all the time, but they always presume I want sex, and it's always, not even, an underlying topic, it's always in the forefront of their mind, so I never really get anywhere with women.
Most women have serious baggage too, so if you do talk to them they will think you're gay or some shit and pour their heart out to you and tell you all their fucking issues and you're just like "woah bitch slow the fuck down"
I'd love to talk to women, but they don't allow it, and when they do, they're bitching about something, and all drama no chill.
I've never sat down and talked to a girl. The only contact with women I had were in group projects in middle school
>>36810034
Why don't you try talking to them about how you feel at them like they do to you? If you aren't trying to have sex with them, that's not going to matter if you think it will turn them off from you or whatever. Why not give it a shot when a girl pours her emotions out to you, you tell her yours back?
>perfect beard genetics
>hate having a beard, constantly scratching it, having facial hair is fucking torturous
anyone want to trade genes?
>>36809954
Just groom it you fucking swine
>>36809974
it is groomed. it's still fucking itchy and annoying you piece of shit
>>36809954
You can have my Klinefelter genes and become the trap you were always meant to be
My ex gf called me three times yesterday, did I do right by ignoring her? We haven't talked in over 7 months and I'm still in love with her
What if someone was breaking into her house and called for help? Jeez anon.
>>36809929
yes you did right by ignoring her you fuck.
>>36809929
Embarrassing. Block her number you fucking sperg, goddamn are you going to cling to her forever?
>be in high school
>enter a loner, shy
>girls try to talk to me, encourage me to make friends, etc.
>first year I'm too much of a pussy to stand up to them.
>second year begin to ignore them. They'd try to say hello to me and start conversation in the hallways, but id just keep walking.
>women are persistent - keep trying to talk to me all year
>embarrass me in classes by saying i have good eyes, etc.
>not taking none of it - i know they wanted to make me a beta orbiter
>still can't say anything because I'm a pussy
>at the end of sophomore year begin to start flaming them on social media - naturally i am better at communicating on the internet
>by junior i am more comfortable and aware with talking
>begin insulting, ignoring, and making fun of all females that dare attempt to spark conversation.
>it works - women begin to stop talking to me
>stragglers
>by senior year only a few remaining, some try to smile.
>walk around with a permanent frown to make the illusion that i'm always pissed
>high school ends, never was friends with one.
Did it fellow robots. Preserved my KHHV through 18 years; i'm a big step closer to becoming the imperial wizard i've always wanted to be. Pretty sure now i can just stay in my room, and hardly have contact with that wretched sex.
>>36809883
I hope you gain wizard powers.
>>36809883
Good on you OP, come visit me when you become a wizard.
>>36809883
My nigga. You and pic related will have your place at my table. I guaran-fucking-tee it.