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fast forward to death

>>34680523
this made me laugh quite hard

Fast forward until I reincarnate as OP and kma

what's the Superbowl ?

i didn't know it was the superbowl until saturday. i dont watch football so why should i care

>tfw /sp/ed
Fucking pats
Fucking cheating brady
Fucking gronk

>>34680380
Turn back time, to the good ol' days

A place to call home.

>>34680380
To have enough money to live alone and don't have to work.

Or basically any excuse to stay inside forever.

>>34680362
>ywn rape China women, behead filthy gaijin and put babies' heads on pikes

>>34680362
Are you trying to say, AMERICA SUCKS??

>>34680362
you can still become a salaryman wageslave drone tho

>>34680338
Ditzy republicans exist in both genders, anon.

>>34680338
Same reason they pretend to care about Star Wars or video games; to get Chad's attention.

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>>34680338
Most women vote for whoever Chad tells them to vote for. It's kinda like how 4channers vote for whoever has the spiciest memes during election seasons.

I'm also ISTP, let's create a priviate milita in africa

>>34680333
Nice trips fampai.
What should we call it?

>>34680316
You got military experience? Know the local language? Where do you want to start this militia? Have friends who also have military experience who now take contracting jobs?

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>>34680296
>Me when I see a puppy in the street

So...this is happening in my country with the normie pepes and I want to die.

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Here's a somewhat rare Smug Wojak. It should help you get started.

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I know for a fact that this is rare because I made it and posted it only twice before.

>>34680284
>pink hand soap
Kinda gay.

>>34680284
if ats true then why did slavery happen

>>34680284
also go patriots

>>34680167
Cant believe no one replied

Op i would choke on your dick on command

Uncut thick and veiny
10/10 would SUCC

Post more

>>34680167
Wrong board bro
>/soc/

>>34680167
You look kinda feminine to me anon. I wouldn't suck it, show ur ass tho I'm curious

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r/cuckold
oregano

falseflagging is the ultimate red pilling technique on reddit

If you really hate something, go on it's reddit and falseflag as someone who really fucking loves it and has done something thats over the line. People will confront you and feel stupid for being part of that fanbase.

>>34680081
what for tho

Entirely unrelated but I've been wanting to mention this to at least person for ages. Since I became a vegan I no longer have to wipe after taking a shit. Like, I always do anyway, but I'm always completely clean, every damn time. No marks, not even a brown stain on any of that paper, and I go at least once a day now instead of once every 3-4 days.

I always used to wonder how primitive human's got a long without toilet paper. I guess it's true that early man did lead a largely vegetarian lifestyle.

>tfw dry poo fragments stuck in the hair makes me itch

>>34679960
where you gonna get your b12 from vae-gan

>>34679886
Interracial creampies.
I can't stop wishing I was a girl and bred by black men.

>>34679911
canadian/swedish detected

>>34679886
my suicide plan

>many more men qill qualify for this than women, because of 90/20 rule
>autistic screeching from leftoids
>not a disability anymore

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>>34679878
Isn't autism already a disability?

So when do I get my wizardbux? I want to quit my job and go back to being a hiki.

>implying Chad and Brad would engage me in pleasantries in the first place

>>34679872
this>>34679987
they just give me hateful looks and laugh behind my back by now

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not really into superbowl, but apparently the team won is triggering the liberals so hard so i guess i'm glad

>faktiskt vilja ha fembot fv
VGH

Doda dig sjalv

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swedish boys might as well be girls tbqh