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Wizchan recruitment post? 2017-02-02 06:22:37 Post No.34591439
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Wizchan recruitment post?
Anonymous
2017-02-02 06:22:37
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If your so dissatisfied with the current state of 4chan why not join another board with no normal fags, women or /pol/ lurkers (maybe a few but they seem to have given it up over the years).
Honestly if you want a good board with a good community and good discussions Wizchan is for you, seriously no shit posting, bait posting, feamon posting, gf posting, or porn postings just a website where recluses talk about hobbies, philosophy, personal events, depression and anything that comes to mind.
Honestly if your looking to have an intelligent discussion about interesting topics this chan is definitely for you.
>then again everyone on this board could be normal fags and idiots (in that case im preaching to satan)
>posted this because wizchan needs more traffic~but then again wizchan might have just diluted its trash posters and I might be opening the flood gates again
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>>34591439
Sorry OP, but I'm still years away from wizard status. I'm not ready for Wizchan
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It's the second one. But they do need traffic, but they'd rather be clicky, because they hate people. Still means robots are just failed wizards.
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>>34591439
I'm a wizard, but I'm more autistic than reclusive, would that be an issue?
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>be me 3/10 fat loser
>fall for the self-confidence meme
>try to talk to girls
>constantly get rejected
>now I'm even more depressed and alone
Why do robots have to suffer?
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Self confidence meme works when you take care of yourself, it's supposed to overcome imperfections you can't correct with hard work.
Stop being a fat loser first.
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>go from fat and sloppy to less fat and nicer looking
>become confident in my interactions with others
>start trying to make eye contact with people
>it's not working
>suddenly realize I'm aspergers as FUCK
>my entire life retroactively makes sense now
>tfw fixing things only lets you discover more issues
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>tfw fixing things only lets you discover more issues
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Day 5 of NoFapp. I'm literally dying. Everywhere I go there's something that makes me want to fapp. How do you NoFapp wizards do it?
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Shift attention right when feels start
>oh that's a rugged automobile
>fried chickens
>nice curtain they've got there
>so how do i take over the world
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>>34591472
I try to, but the sensation on my peepee is too distracting.
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If I don't fap daily I start having problems getting aroused.
How fucked up is that?
Last time I didn't fap for 5 days and couldn't get hard watching my favourite porn.
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>decide to take a bath for the first time in forever
>lower myself into the water
>holy shit feels good man
>start fapping
>bust underwater like a squid shooting it's ink
>fap several more times
>use my finger to swirl around the stringy floating cum wads
>it's like a work of art
>spend an hour relaxing and contemplating things in a pool of my own filth and semen
>exit the tub feeling like a new man
why aren't you taking a bath, lads?
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>>34591196
I don't have a tub
I'm now sad, fuck you anon
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I've had a bathtub for like four years, never had a bath. A couple times grills I'd been sleeping with at the time would ask to come to my place to take a bath and relax, but everytime we'd just end up fucking as usual.
So my bathtub has never been used for as long as I've been living in this apartment
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>>34591835
Fuck off norman.
Your kind isn't welcome here.
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I just want someone to take care of me
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I want to be free
I want to live in a misty and detached world where no one needs to take care of anyone else, or even themselves
You would just drift from place to place and there would be no threats, only satiated curiosity
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>>34591113
>I just want someone to take care of me
You're a trap, right?
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>>34591263
No
I really want someone to take care for me and thats it
Luke 14:26
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Jeremiah 31:19
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1 Corinthians 16:22
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>>34591064
nigger 14:88
Why don't you have a qt black gf with a cute butt yet, /r9k/?
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>>34590958
I dated a black girl once
all I got was herpes
FUN FACT, did you know that 50% black women in America have some form of STD
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/healthdisparities/africanamericans.html#STD
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No black girls where I'm from
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>>34591011
Stop making shit up on the Internet, kid.
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Have you ever masturbated in a public toilet before?
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yes i have. im a lawyer, and one day my boss brought in his little daughter who ran around the office in diapers. i had to go to the restroom and rub one out immediately.
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Yesin an outhouse.
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>>34590890
yeah I was staying at a friends house for a week like 2 years ago and walked to the gas station to fap, I cummed while sitting down on the toilet
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PLEASE I JUST WANT TO DIE REEEE WHY DONT YOU PROVIDE ME WITH SUICIDE PILLS PLEASE REEEEE
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>suicide pills
pills cant kill themselves dumb fuck they arent even alive
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>>34590827
move to a country where euthanasia is legal
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>>34590852
I will swallow them, lad.
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My friend told me he has feelings for me but I'm not gay.
What should I do? I still want him to be my friend.
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>>34590821
Let him give you a blowjob.
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At this point I say cut contact. Trust me it will not end well.
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>>34590872
this, be a lad and offer him your dick and then watch a football game together or something while he holds you in his strong arms :)
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The real problem is how much time you spend on 4chan.I'll leave if you leave
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I'm always leaving but I always return. Only way to keep me away is to shut down this place for good.
That would be a mercy.
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>leaving
I didn't know we had any say in this.
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>>34590936
We don't. We're here forever. Only death will be our escape.
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r9k will always be with her 2017-02-02 05:36:19 Post No.34590723
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r9k will always be with her
Anonymous
2017-02-02 05:36:19
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r9k will always be a radical left board, trump fags should fuck off and kill themselves. Trump is a big fag moron baby who shits his diapers. Hillary won the election, fuck off with your undemocratic systems. Fuck off fascists.
We are with freedom
We are with equality
We are ALWAYS
WITH HER
>Stronger TOGETHER
Stronger together
>STRONGER TOGETHER
FUCK OFF TRUMP FFAGS
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>>34590723
You'll always be a beta male cuckboi destined to live on /r9k/ forever
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>>34590723
your wife's son is calling you
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>>34590723
Fuck off lefty
Go get your ass culturally enriched as usual
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Find a qt, find a friend, share interests, and have a good time.
Here's the template, fill it out however you like and don't be afraid to talk to eachother!
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>>34590685
>v2.2
If you're gonna make these threads, at least use the most recent one
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>>34590730
s-sorry anon, I wasn't really sure where to get the most recent one and this was the only one I could find from a vague google search.
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>>34590730
Here you go, that's the one that was used in the previous thread.
Word of the Day - imprecate (verb) : to invoke evil on : curse
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And its opposite
verb: abjure
solemnly renounce (a belief, cause, or claim).
synonyms: renounce, relinquish, reject, forgo, disavow, abandon, deny, repudiate, give up, wash one's hands of
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>>34590660
thats some tite shit
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>>34590660
This post seems suspicious.
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What are the most robot movies everyone here needs to watch?
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>>34590575
I watched spirited away once and it was really good - very anime
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>>34590575
You won't get more robot than Evangelion
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Elephant
We need to talk about Kevin
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