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>>35628472
>deluded dick desires
phrase of the year

>>35628472
Had a similar experience in the shower, can't remember if shampoo or fucking soap. Hours later my dick started to hurt and it felt like that for a couple days. I was legit worried. Needless to say, never triedit again.

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>>35628472
>11
>first time cumming
>didnt know wtf it was
>panic and goto parents. Show them the splooge hands
>say I might have that aids thing
>blank stares
>tell me im fine
>decide to put it in a ziplock bag, store it in a fridge and take it to school tomorrow
>show it off to all my friends and tell them I was given this weird power to create splooge
>they are slightly impressed, make one guy hold it in his hands and sniff the crusty substance
>put it back in ziplock bag and forget to take it home
>left my own spunk on the cafeteria table for the janny to clean

>>35628442
I already have a BS in it. Thinking about moving on to a Masters in it since my CS ventures haven't panned out.

> tfw poincare is in my captcha

wow

your right

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I can drop some bullshit about Turing completeness and the Doomsday Argument and impress girls just as much. Go fuck yourself, autist.

>>35628420
The Death is running toward us ! Look the bright side of it !

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>2007 was 10 whole years ago
>tfw

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>>35628420
anon say it aint so!

>>35628414
KEK.
Don't question, follow!

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>>35628414
Memes hit hard my man. Weaponized autism

>>35628414
Redditors thought they can win in a memetic war against 4chan.

>>35628370
Gingers can never be chads, while you guys can be attractive (not you) your hair implies that you'll always be a joke of group of people.

don't let anyone tell you that being ginger makes you automatically unattractive

you are rare

as long as you stay in shape & take care of yourself you're perfect

>>35628370
no as a ginger i know its impossible
the worst part is im ok looking, athletic build, but since i have red hair thats the only thing people see from me.
i guarantee if i had any other hair color i wouldve had a gf by now
also i got fukt because most gingers at least have nice light eyes, but i got red hair and brown eyes, literally the worst genes

>>35628354
it isnt pretending in your case

It's not like he's gonna get sex from it, so why even bother?

>>35628354
>pretend
no need

don't do it anon
you can't fake it, you either enjoy them or your don't
she's going to want you to change her, and your disgust is going to give the game away

t. diaper fetishist

>>35628265

This is what happens when you date mentally challenged people, anon. I know they're easy, but you gotta have standards.

why are you dating an idiot?

just tell her you don't find it funny and it's fucking gross and annoying erewrewregetrwy fuck wtf

because it's socially acceptable to smile when taking a picture

She got Chad

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>the next day

Tall man's sperm is much more potent than that of a manlet.

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i've been neet for 2 years and the guilt is killing me, wat do?

>>35628231
Get involved with Society in some different way other than paying taxes.

Truth be told Society is in deep deficit for people who are doing the right thing. Do some good shit anon

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>>35628199
I can't. I have no comfy pepes to spare

you unironically think r9k has the most depressed people in one spot?

>>35628208
If we're talking about real depression that's based off being a robot and not normie "Oh Chad didn't say hello to me today so I had to take 3 dicks from my beta orbiters, I'm so depressed" depression

>>35628194
Probably not. Depressed people become extremely passive and withdrawn. They would lurk rather than post even if they did magically flock here.

I'm not a therapist just someone who's been there, done that.

>date

Ha ha ha ha ha

>>35628173

19m.

Youngest: 18.
Oldest: probably somewhere up to 55 (has to be a top-grade milf tho)

20m
15 to 25

How many people are in there?
I-i don't wanna be bullied.

>>35628090
Guess what! More ranks!
So you can get fucking kicked by the first angsty twat that gets a promotion!

Ok cool. faggot

If every Muslim suddenly disappeared do you think the world would be a better place, a worse place, or the same?

>>35628112
Would probably be a better place desu

I'm bored. What is the easiest entertainment I can get?

>>35628052
I started by teaching myself howr to program. Now I'm trying to get a job as a coder

>>35628052
>get a job
>go back to school
>learn a valuable skill
These are basically your only options. I don't think there is any "sure fire" way to escape the NEET life. It's very difficult to get out of once you're in deep.

>>35628142
How do you repair the damage to your social skills after years of being a hikikomori?

>>35628033
>avg girl
look at that fucking bod dude

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>>35628033
thats just fat

ff

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A bit of arm fat is cute.

Anyone else think this?