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Post specific, detailed sexual fantasies. Preferably strange ones.
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>"S-Saber, I love you"
>"I love you too, anon"theres no sex in my fantasies
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>>37852591
>there's no sex in my fantasies
Same, I just like spending time with Sakaki, Chiyo-chan, Kagura, Osaka, Tomo, and Yomi.
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>>37852565
I'm a boy but I get off on netorare where chubby girls steal boyfriends from skinny girls.
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Here's a challenge:
Message the 20th girl in your phone contacts
> Hey, let's get something to eat later today?
POST RESULTS DON'T BE A FAG
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>having 20 contacts even
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>>37852564
> 20th
Hahahahahahahaah!
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>Message the 20th girl in your phone contacts
where the fuck do you think you are
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30T9jpXDqGw
Why not just get a cute autistic girl?
THey will be pure and loyal because they are too quirky for chad
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>that choker
fuckin roasties
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Damn I like her. I can excuse the choker in her case.
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>>37852834
>he thinks she gives a fuck what she excuses
lmfao
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How many people signed your highschool yearbook anon?
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Uh, I never got a yearbook
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>>37852480
Highschool was one giant series of missed potential.
A bunch of people seemed interested enough in me to want to sign mine, exchange signatures too, but I really closed myself off the whole time. Didn't talk much, never went to a party. Pretty depressing desu.
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Fucking goose egg.
Originaldo spaghettio
How long ya been NEET?
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>>37852299
ever since
i fear the day ill have to do stuff im forced to just in order to afford to live to work another day
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Almost eight months.
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3 years. I'm worried
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this is why boys are like now, why did I have to be born too soon to be a qt trap but too late to have a chance.
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another 1 83241
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>>37852234
That's a boy?
Who is that, why is there no sound?
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>>37852269
So are going to post who that is or not OP?
>tfw porn makes me depressed because im a 19yo kv
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I only watch lesbian porn. Less depressing. Also strongly considering nofap.
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>tfw you get angry at it because you know you will do the acts depicted in what you watch.
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>19
Still pretty young. Maybe if you fuck a few escorts soon you won't end up permanently crippled by your virginity.
Yeah yeah, its not the same as attracting a woman genuinely, but not everyone wins the genetic lottery. The world is cruel.
Fuck a hooker. Live the illusion. Get on with your life.
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>girl convinces guy to act on his suicide thoughts
>his truck is filling with CO but he has second thoughts and gets out
>girl convinced him to get back in
>he dies
>girl plays the grieving girlfriend and wins lots of popularity points and boasts about it
>text logs discovered and girl is publicly exposed/shamed
>sentence can range from probation to 20 years
Sometimes robots do get justice.
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>>37852209
>girl convinced him to get back in
always do the opposite of what the skeleton ghoul says
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>>37852209
is she losing her hair?
looks like a sad hairline to me
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>>37852209
>robot
>had interaction with girl
Pick one and normies get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>go on grindr
>never any twinks or traps
>always old, fat, hairy guys message me
>tfw all I want is a twink to 69 with and cum on each others chests
>tfw I am slim, mostly hairless guy in his 20s
Why is being homo just as hard as being hetero? I see twinks fucking each other a lot on amateur porn but in reality it's just a rarity.
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>>37852068
>>tfw all I want is a twink to 69 with and cum on each others chests
Hot, I want that to.
Were can I find cute hairless femboys / twinks whatever?
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>>37852068
how tall are you OP? and how much do you weigh?
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>>37852068
sage and hide
fucking originalo
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A GIRL MY AGE IS COMING TO MY HOUSE TO SLEEP OVER TONIGHT
HELP
She's a friend of the family and needs a place to stay.
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stock up on snacks and water, lock door
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steal her socks
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tell her she can sleep on your dick
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General chatting thread, returning depression edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you need some advice, have any questions, or just want to vent for a bit and get stuff off your chest, here's the thread to do it. I will attempt to answer every post as sincerely as possible(:
>inb4 normie off my board reeeeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
>inb4 what are your credentials for being a normie
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It's been two months since I've been trying to break bad habits like visiting this shit website. At least I started working out a bit.
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>>37852072
Ayy, I find that working out helps, not only because it improves your body image but because the positive reinforcement you get and the routine sit enforces. I have to say, getting off this site is really helpful, since it feeds your insecurities and basically poisons your mind.
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>>37852140
KEK'D.com
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>tfw 4'11" male and will never get a gf
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>>37852022
Become a femboy / trap.
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How are yu so short
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>>37852022
can u be my gf
manloli
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There's a 45 year old trap/tranny/whatever the fuck that lives a few blocks from me.
It made a craigslist ad that I replied to and we've been talking on and off.
It thinks I'm very "sexy" and tells me about how bad it wants me etc.
No one has ever told me anything like this before, or even express any kind of attraction to me.
It wants me to fuck it's ass, and I wont lie its a very thicc white ass and I want to do it.
Should I go through with this? I'm 24 khv
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>>37852013
If you want to do it do it. Heads up if they look completely like a man in a dress you'll regret it. I fucked 2 trannies one passable one not so passable and I had no regrets with the passable one.
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Pic related is the ass.
originalio
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Do it then report back.
I'm interested in the results if nothing else.
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So about a few weeks ago I posted here and told you guys I want to fuck my sister and ask for suggestions on how to approach her. Typical shit, get close to her, get touchy, etc.
Needless to say, I got somewhere, I got really touchy, made a lot of sexual jokes, and once our parents were away we were sitting and watching tv. I started getting closer and wrapping my hands around her. She suddenly turned off the tv and said. " That's it, I want you"
>We started to undress
>Me being the virgin i'm I knew I would cum before I even got my dick out
>so I did things quickly
>once I was in her pussy I literally nutted the same second
>I stopped and pulled out
>My sister stared at me, "wtf anon"
>Standing there with my autism on an overdrive saying nothing
>"WTF ANON!" She screams
>I keep standing there half naked with my dick slowly dropping
>She gets up and runs away crying
>I completely blank thinking about how warm her pussy was. still not comprehending what has happened
>Parents get home
>Apperently my sister was crying the whole time cuz it was the first thing they heard when they came.
>"anon, why is your sister crying?"
>I shrug, saying "I dunno, it was like that all day"
>My parents go upstairs
>don't come down for a long time
>I get worried and go upstairs
>my parents are still trying to figure out what's going on
>my sister sees me and screams holding her head
>My mom looks up
> "Seriously, wtf is going on you two"
> My sister is pulling out her hair
> " I dunno mom"
>than I go and write this up
wtf do I do? my parents are still with my sister
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Hahaha you blew it you fag.
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>>37851956
How old is your sister, how old are you?
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>>37852031
She's 19 and i'm 22
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getting close to the age of 20 now, starting to feel like some women are so hot that it's worth risking your entire life and 50% of your wealth and 100% of your happiness on marrying/having children with them
does anyone know this feel? is this forever?
tfw no gf still
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>>37851941
Yeah, I know that feeling but Lana del rey ain't one of them.
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>>37851977
i could not find a good picture of ariana grande on duckduckgo so i used this lana del rey pic instead kek
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>>37852106
>ariana grande
Even worse.
Try Karlie Kloss or Barbara Palvin.