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Anyone wanna paypal me a fiver so I can get fries? Taking requests like a whore
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>>35886025
Nope. Please leave.
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>>35886037
For five bucks I will
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>>35886025
Show tits and I'll totally 100% give you 5 bucks.
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>Let's go back to your place
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>>35885978
actually it really looks like my place desu
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>>35885978
how did you get the plans to my apartment?
I dont see what the big issue with having a flat like this is. I mean, how much space do you need? There is more than enough room for a pc, bed and all my stuff. If i had another room it'd just be empty.
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>>35885978
And then they wonder why the birth rate crashed
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>send message
>20 minutes later still not read
Pick up the phone you stupid cunt
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you're a desperate faggot
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>send message
>immediate throw phone across the room (onto my bed) out of embarrassment
Am I the only one?
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>>35885967
She would have responded if it was a text from Chad. Just letting you know that
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>had first hands free orgasm yesterday
>felt better than regular fap
>tried it again today
>even better than yesterday
I-it doesn't keep getting better r-right?
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>>35885958
How did you manage to do it? I always have to jerk off at the same time to orgasm.
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>>35885958
Probably just your technique getting better, have fun OP
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>>35885988
I used to do that too.
I went no fap for like a month before so now I'm horny as fuck and I cum kinda fast too :3
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Will taking vitamin D cure my depression? I'm deficient
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i got all the d you need
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>>35885942
do you notice your hair thinning?
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>>35885942
maybe. Going out under the sun light feels good
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My anatomy teacher called a student a wetback and sent me to the dean of students for laughing wat do?
I'm 18
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>>35885770
Tell them the teacher called the student a wetback
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>>35885770
>>35885820
ya preddy much dis
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>>35885849
But he's a cool guy I don't want to get him fired and his class is easy
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behold the ultimate alpha physique 2017-03-29 09:33:52 Post No.35885732
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behold the ultimate alpha physique
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this guy is fucking 5'7, has a weak ass chin and was already balding at the age of 18
are you retards seriously still making excuses centered around not having a 12" cock and perfect skin?
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Eastern europe is survival of the fittest. Most of the men are pretty ugly so women evolved to only go for the strong ones. But if you ever lived there you would be swearing you wanna go back to western hypergamy and the chads.
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>>35885784
You're making it look like some cavemen country.
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>>35885824
It's not but school bullying and females in eastern europe are so brutal that you wouldn't believe it. If you think females in the west are intolerant of beta males you have no idea.
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>OMG Anon you hate niggers too? Thats so cool! I hate niggers! Let's go on a nigger killing spree!
What do?
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>>35885696
Niggers are a symptom of the problem, sweetie, not the problem itself.
Now, let's go kill some kikes.
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>>35885720
The niggers are the kike's weapon, they are a tiny portion of population with no power if you take away their niggers.
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>>35885753
>Niggers
>Symptom of problem
>13% of population
>Jews
>Root of problem
>2% of population
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Why don't you just man-up and fix your life? It's easy.
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Other than step 5 that's some pretty solid advice
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>read step 5
yep this was written by a woman
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>>35885724
>>35885754
What else are you going to spend your money on? Vidya and drugs? Just man-up and buy that girl you like an expensive gift
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Why does God make ugly people?
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>>35885628
Beauty and ugliness are man made concepts.
God made us in his image and made each and every one of us special in some way.
God is good.
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>>35885674
The guy in OP's picture is objectively ugly.
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>>35885628
Odin only carved the first man and first woman. All their offspring have meandered in different genetic directions over the generations.
Blame not the Gods.
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im afraid to get cucked 2017-03-29 09:27:20 Post No.35885608
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>be me
>prolly the 2nd ugliest of all my friends and the shortest
>been talking to a girl is by far prettier than me and made a pretty respectable progress
>she had some kind of depression and I know the only reason she likes me is because I was in the right place at the right time saying the right words
>invited her to my birthday party
>all my friends drink but she said she wont
>theres one guy I know that wont drink and should keep these savages from raping her
>after buying all the drinks n shiet, she says she'll drink
>ohfuck
I told my friends many times they better back the fuck up, but im afraid that she'll end up sucking someone elses dick in the end of the night since we're not yet together
like im pretty sure it wont happen yet its hard to take these risks, if ill catch her whoring around i'd fucking kill them both then myself, how am I to stay calm and actually enjoy my own birthday party?
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>>35885608
Kill anyone who touches your mate anon. It's the law of nature, don't listen to these cucks, you have to be alpha
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>>35885608
shes is not yours, you cant tell people what to do, if you like her make a move you motherfucker
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>>35885643
I have a machete collection in my room + horrible anger issues + i'd be hella drunk
I know for sure if something like this happens it will end up in murder
get the fuck on omegle you fat retard
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>one eyed neet is on there
>close window
no thanks
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bumpin bumpin bumpin BUMPIN
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>>35885563
did he have a sick eye patch?
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This is to all the virgins here.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. I'd tell you to just have confidence but how can you be confident when you're fucking ugly.
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>>35885471
Say it with me robots,
JUST
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>>35885471
This OLD copy-pasta.
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>>35885471
This sounds like something an 11 year old girl would think up.
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/Unpopular Opinions Thread/ 2017-03-29 09:19:34 Post No.35885447
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/Unpopular Opinions Thread/
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ITT: Unpopular opinions
Robots are awful people and deserve the lonely lives they livemost of the time
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>>35885447
they're bad people because they're lonely, clueless normie
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>>35885447
>Robots are awful people and deserve the lonely lives they live
I agree with this.
Normies and Chads were either nice to me or they left me alone. The only people who bullied me irl were other robots and failed normies.
Now, online, the only people telling me to kill myself and calling me a retard and everything and trying to dox me are robots.
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>>35885485
>They're lonely because they're bad people
FIFY
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This tastes really good
I just spilled it on my pants
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>wearing shoes in the house
>worried about liquid jew on his pants
Fucking pig.
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>watching friends
Get out of here you fucking normie fag. Friends is the one of the most normie shows
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>>35885436
>watching friends
Why you watch gay shows OP?
https://youtu.be/XZP5RsaRg6k