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>"Hey Anon, did you have a nice day? You look so tired! Come lie down here and rest your head in my lap! Oh come on, your eyes are half-closed already. There, does that feel better? No, it's okay, we can stay like this for as long as you want. I hate seeing you exhausted like this, and if there's anything I can do to comfort you then I'll try my best to do just that!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzV-sci6P8 ]
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who the f are you and why are you in my room? You look hot tho. whatt? you're a minor? GET THE FUCK OUt!
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>>36726941
No girl says this.

Immersion ruined.
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>>36726941
Thanks for the music buddy boi

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Funny how this board wants to choose what is and isn't degenerate when really they're just sour grapes

Hi. I'm going to quickly explain why you're a robot. There's all this unnecessary psycho-analysis on this board that over complicates it. If any of the following apply to you then fix it so you can actually get some puu-saaay :))

-You like Trump
-You smell.
-You're ugly.
-You have a fucked up mental state from browsing 4Chan
-You're racist
-You get upset seeing white girls with black guys but think its fair to take minority women
-You don't take showers, so. You smell.

Why do you guys complicate it so much? It's fucking easy god

jews are NOT trying to fuck up your shit lmfao you're just a degenerate
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This is one of the most obviously female OPs I have seen. It is quite interesting in its own right.
We can study what is deemed important to the female mind, how the female mind makes an argument, all very fascinating stuff.
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>>36726909

Back to /pol/, fucktard.

>tfw the inmates escape their containment board
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>>36726909
wrong board buddy, the people who are easily triggered by stormfront bait are this way >>>/pol/

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>Anon, tell me I'm pretty
What did she mean by this?
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>" you're the prettiest woman I've ever known. Don't you know that?"
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She's either testing you wants you to play a game where you treat her like less than she is or she wants attention and ackniwledgement where you call her pretty
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>>36726880
>1. No
>2. You gotta tell me I'm pretty, first.
>3. You're alright.
>4. Goodbye (End dialog)

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thread about anzu, post qt3.14 anzus
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I hate being alive so much
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>>36726838
dont be anzu loves you
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nihlist commenitng originally

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how's it going out there?

especially you sweden. our condolences
>pic related
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>>36726744
Hvordan har du det anon
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Rate min kat thank you
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>>36726809
spiser koldskaal. feelsgreat

>>36726913
randers/10. cute

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Someone play a video game with me. Im lonely.
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I'll play Overwatch with you, as long as you don't try to tell me which hero to play.
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do you have cod black ops 3 on pc? i could play modded zombies or just 1v1 mp if you're down
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>>36726893
Found the genji main

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As a kid i would always switch channel when dragonball came on, because i thought the artstyle was ugly (i was a picky child) Today i'm a decent artist. And i can't help but feel it was partly because i refrained from watching anime. Discuss away
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that picture is great the abs make me want to rate this atleast a 12/6
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it depend on if you think the anime style is shit or not
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>>36726684
It helped me develop my art style. I'm not a good artist but I like drawing as a hobby, and I find anime stuff very fun to draw. Pic extremely related

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on a scale from 1-10 how dumb is it to post a video of me fucking a girl on my snap story?

Im on vacation in Italy right now and I kinda want to "show off"
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If you don't have a gf or any love interest on your snap then do it OP don't be a pussy and assert dominance
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>>36726665
11
if she ends up pressing charges on you you're fucking done
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>>36726695
I still have my ex on there

there's a mix of 50% guys/girls but im not trying with the girls at all
>>36726703
obviously I'd have her showing consent in the video

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I've been a sinner for too long. The sins I have committed will stay with me for the rest of my life. How do I live with the regret from my past actions? I want to find a pure of heart qt gf, but I feel I am too depraved and evil for that. I do not deserve happiness. Please help.
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>>36726642
i dont consider myself qualified to help you with this but heres a cute dog image
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>>36726642
You make direct amends to whoever you hurt unless it will hurt them or others. Admit your wrongdoing to them, ask them how to make it right, then do it. It's liberating
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>>36726807
I cannot do that as I've gotten away with it. I think they are better off not knowing.

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Anyone else occasionally login to their old social media, and just cringe at what people post on there?
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>>36726456
Never. I n ever stop to think about it DESU
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>>36726477
You're probably better of doing that. Some of the stuff on there makes me cringe to near death.
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>>36726456
The number of """meme""" oriented FB pages skyrocketed lately. Now every moron runs his own epic meme page with reused memes from 2012.

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You arrive at the euthanasia center. A nice receptionist lady asks for your ID to confirm that you are 18. It's your birthday today and you are exactly that age. You've been waiting for this moment for years. You give it to her and she then tells you to insert your debit card into the Verifone. It costs $3000 but you don't care because you'll be dead soon.

You are told to get inside a tiny booth and you do so excitedly, impatient to die. The door closes behind you and you are now locked in the booth. Nothing happens for a moment and then a loud vibration resounds throughout your body. Hot gas is blasted on your body as you frantically punch the walls of the booth, screaming for help and asking to get out. This goes on for several seconds, and it then stops. Your heart is now beating as fast as you've ever seen and tears are rolling down your face.

The floor opens underneath you and you slide into a tiny cubicle. A recorded voice asks you to take your clothes off and to put on a diaper. You don't want to do it but you are hyperventilating and are having a claustrophobia attack so you do what it says, hoping that they'll let you out if you do. When you're done, you collapse on your knees crying and begging to be freed.

A door opens and three tall men wearing masks walk inside the cubicle. You are relieved, thinking that they're going to save you. They grab you by the arms and drag you to a room with a steel grating floor and a metal table in the middle. The throw you on the table, with one of the guys holding your legs in place and another holding your arms. You see the other guy holding a knife and you piss your diaper. You want to protest but he firmly grabs your mouth with his hand and buries the knife inside your belly, completely destroying your organs. Blood comes out of your mouth as you slowly feel the life escaping from your body.

After that, the two other guys throw your body down a pit where it slides towards a shredder that tears it to pieces.
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Really liked this story up until it turned uncomfortable.

why cant comfy death exist?
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well, beggars can't be choosers
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>>36726323
This doesn't sound like a euthanasia clinic...

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How do I find a sexy man like Jim? One who is cool, sweet, and memes harder than a motherlover.

Also why is The Office season 4 so hilarious?
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will you be my pam? Season 2 is long and enjoyable too.
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>>36726306
I love it so much
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>>36726306
by far the hardest season

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Why haven't you tried going out with less attractive girls?
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>>36726131
>if you can't eat steak, eat shit instead
no
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>>36726131
Because I don't find them attractive.
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>>36726154
You know you're just as bad as ugly girls only wanting Chad?

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Tell us how you lost your virginity.
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>>36726119
Mom got a friend of hers to do it on my 16th birthday.
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i haven't and i want you normalfags off my board
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Asked a promiscuous chick in an open relationship on Okcupid to take my virginity. She was really nice and we got a room and did the deed. Unfortunately I raw dogged her and came inside two times. She assured me she was on birth control and recently got tested but my mind wont let it go. I have to go get tested and hope she doesn't come for me in 9 months with a little bastard.

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When is the war against ENFJs going to start
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You can start this thread by explaining what ENFJs are.
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>>36726664
The worst of all sixteen personality types.
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>>36727124
>all sixteen personality types
Oh christ, here we go.

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