Why is Xbox so great bros?
>sonyfags face when they realize they still have nogaems
When I used to have a console everyone played the same games on each (cod/fifa/gta).
The only game on xbox which was really popular not on ps3 was halo, I can't remember there being anything popular on the ps3 though at all.
>Normie's make fun of me for being over weight
Oh they'll get what's coming to them alright, they'll get it BIG time
>match on tinder with qt
>write autustic opener, somehow convince her to meet up at some food place
>she doesn't come and doesn't write back
Are you a fan of Cannibal Cupacake?
I'm bored as a 2 dollar whore
men used to bother me a lot and want to hit on me and shit, but I started to dress more like a SJW and now they leave me alone, it's great
I'm not even that big of a feminist, I just buy shirts that say I am because then men don't come up to me and bother me lol
Post songs you want played at your funeral. Here's mine:
>used to be obese
>had no confidence
>people say you will gain confidence if you lose weight
>lost weight and now fit
>still have no confidence
Was it all just a meme..?
How can you hate women but also want to smell their butts?
>summer is my favorite month
take a wild guess as to why
Is it just me or does my robot shaped body play tricks on my just to fuck my shit up?
>get nausea because uneven sleep pattern
Fix with melatonin
>get painful hemorrhoids
Fix with ointments
>get a back ache
Go to doctor who say it's because of my cheap bed
>buy new bed, sleep better, stop taking melatonin and start drinking again
Have you sated your mother's lust and impregnated her this morning?
hey I've read that
tfw not a hung shota sex god that can make thicc housewives ntr their husbands
*God knows you are lonely souls*
*Lonely souls, lonely souls*
*Lonely soul, I'm a lonely soouuuul....*
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
"and i know now better than before, i dont know lord what im looking for."
Just want to tell you guys that having a nuclear family is the best feeling for any fathers. I feel sorry for you youngsters. As time passes, the more degenerate the new generation becomes.
>you will never grow up in a 50's Americana setting
that lifestyle actually gave meaning to hard work
nowadays it feels like it's all for nothing
I really hate fucking nerds so much.