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Why is busting a nut while high so damn good?
Also why do my balls get extremely saggy?
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>be me
>holiday east europe
> roadtrip after graduation with other robot
> meet guy in bulgaria who is from booking.com
> looks shady and has a bellybag
> his name is renko and he wants to convince us he has a better hotel, we just have to cancel the booking from booking
> dont cancel
>Hotel, no wlan, no pool, no water
> Renko says he will fix
> renko does fix everything
> renko is super cool
> renko is mix out of robot and biz chad, now understand why he has nearly only 5 star rating
> holiday goes on
>cook for the first time
> burned bread
> eat it
> Go to beach bars
> bad feel in my tummy pls call mummy
> walk home, 15 min walk only forrest and park
> explosive diarrea
> run into forrest shit
> PISS MY PANTS
> stand here hiding in bush, some peoplr still regognice me only in underwear
> other robot walks alonr to our shady hotel to get the car and pic me up
> sit in bush in greentext
Why god
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>a couple of days out of month long valium binge
>haven't taken my 200mg sertraline in 3 days
>massively overslept, feel like i'm in a permanent head rush
>dehydrated
>leave house without putting contact lenses
>everyone is looking at me
>flinching at everything
>world is spinning and pulsating
help
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Introduce yourself.
>Gender
>Age
>Country
>Appearance
>Favorite piece of media
>Favorite piece of literature
>What you do (e.g. go to college/uni, work)
>What you would like to do in the future
>Ideal type of partner
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Anyone else has a a really weird smell when you're feeling anxious or having an panic attack? Like, a really uncomfortable smell but it's completely different from any other smell.
I used to have this for hours on end, but I kind of got used to it so now they're just quick weird smell bursts throughout the week that I can kind of control mentally to make them stop.
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>>37603397
Do you get this feeling like you go poop when you get this smell?
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>>37603554
By go poop you mean getting afraid? Kinda like how people shit themselves when they're in panic?
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>tfw stuck alone in an office with a literal 10/10
>cannot touch her cuz she is married to my friend
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>>37603365
You could always put on a mask and rape her. Grow some balls.
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>>37603395
I can't. I'm a skinny weak lanklet. She would probably overpower me.
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Change your name right now 2017-06-09 04:50:10 Post No.37603357
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Change your name right now
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Change your name.
Leave your old identity behind.
Do it now.
You are already an adult and your life hasn't changed.
If when you think of your name you think of the kids that made fun of you, the girls that rejected you and the parents that only used you, change your name.
The world made your name, the outermost shell of your identity, synonymous with garbage, scum. Change your name.
Men with purpose take destiny into the own lives, they don't let the world shit on them.
Maybe you think there is something sacred about the name your parents gave you. Is just a facade. Is just a reminder that you haven't made the slightest choice to define who you are.
Change it already. What do you have to lose.
Become who you really are. Ask your heart what your real name is, and your subconscious will respond back. Do it
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>Ask your heart what your real name is, and your subconscious will respond back. Do it
I guess my name will be "Nothing"
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>>37603390
This is why you are a piece of shit. This is not a joke faggot. Stop being a loser
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>>37603357
my new name is
Big Dick Guy
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>even the most autistic robots around you are getting gfs
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>tfw you take your weekly shower and your cock feels so much nicer
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*ahem* I said..
>TFW YOU TAKE YOUR WEEKLY SHOWER AND YOUR COCK FEELS SO MUCH NICER
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>showering
Who does that anymore?
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what's the point of having a dick if I don't use it?
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For the excretion of liquid waste, anon
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Every robot needs one of these
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I don't think fat azn gfs actually exist anon
I think it's a like that JAV tells us to make us feel better
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>>37603279
HNNNGGGGGG HOLY FUCK I MISS MY BELLY GF WHY IS A WEEK SO LONG
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>>37603279
That's disgusting. I'm not desperate enough to fuck fatties thank god, but I guess somebody has to.
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it's such a shame how rare fat asians are
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omg why is this happening
i hate this
i really do
>can i die
>can we be rich
>can i survive with this
>how
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What's a roastie?
a). The person getting roasted
b). A thot
c). Loose vag meat
This is an original comment
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>>37603145
kinda both B&C
in the squares and rectangles sort of way.
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>Tfw all friends exclude you and hang out without you.
>Ex took my whole friend circle and they all insult me behind my back
>Even my parents avoid me
Everytime I join a new friend group everyone leaves me behind. I don't even know what I'm doing that makes me such a piece of shit. I'm trying my best.
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same here, you should accept your fate and move on, being alone is better than being with douches who hate you
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Seinfeld BTFO a toasty roastie 2017-06-09 04:36:50 Post No.37603110
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Seinfeld BTFO a toasty roastie
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Is he /our guy/ robots?
https://streamable.com/8o5ad
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>super rich
>married
>in decent shape
>funny
>confident enough to turn down roastie and then laugh about it
lol no. he couldn't be further from us.
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KEK I WANT FROPPY GF!!
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>did a fuckton of dxm a few years ago
>brain felt thouroughly fucked up afterwards
>bought unfiltered lucky strikes
>lungs feel clogged up as fuck
>chug the last little bit of tussin out of a bottle
>feel a little buzzed
>want to do dxm again
>mfw
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what if theres no females on this board and everyone who claims they're roasties are actually men?
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>females
>4chinz
You haven't learned anything haven't you?
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>>37602937
They are. Don't you faggots know how many traps are on this board? You really think they're NOT lying about being girls? Delusional betas.
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>dammit anon, you interrupted me while drinking my coffee, now I'm going to be in a bad mood all day
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>be me at 14 years old
>father of a close friend dies
>don't know what to feel
>me and my parents go to see him
>I barely could hold my laughter
>have to leave the area because of it
Was this a sign of my actual diseases? This happened 6 years ago.
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Picked up unity and coding as a hobby and I got to say it's a pretty comfy hobby. Working on my third project currently.
Any other hobbyist devs here?
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>tfw you finally hit that post-breakup sweet spot where you still have enough mixed feelings and memories of her that imagining her dominating you is really hot, but not enough that it actually hurts to think about her
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>breakup
>implying you had someone in the first place
Leave.
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>>37602698
70%+ of robots have girlfriends.
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enjoy your weekend, wagies.
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>hs gpa
>college gpa
>did you want to go to college/uni?
>are you happy in college/uni?
>what is your major?
>what is your current job? (If applicable)
>why did you go to college?
>what would you do if everyone in your college saw every post you made and knew it was you?
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>search for something on youtube
>video was posted 7 years ago
>wow this must be really old like 2006 or some shit
>Uploaded on Feb 25, 2010
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fuck I think I am becoming "that guy" who peaked back in HS and now that enough time has passed and the dust has settled I am reminiscing about all the good times I had with my old friends who have since moved on with their lives and careers.do you guys ever open your yearbooks and look at all the old notes people left you and all the times you were pictured around the yearbook not just by grade
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