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>>35136640
does she give you a lot of her penis?

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>weeb gf keeps making drawings of me as an anime
Act your race goddammit

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>>35136640
my gf does this too

they're kinda cute but creepy

>coming to /r9k/ to mention your impending NEEtdom

Leave this board and do your work, fellow wagie. Don't fall down the rabbit hole again, being NEET is suffering and you know it

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Well, take the Bogpill and your work will practically finish itself.

Now, can we get to the real business with a quick rundown?

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>>35136466
I think we finally found a name for black stacey

>>35136503
>Sweet and lovable

Nah she's lying. in her head she's probably thinking "Eww, look at this pig, so disgusting XD."

>>35136432
She knows you looked at it. She gets notifications everytime you like, download, or even view her pictures. Stop being cucked by richboy Mark Suckerberg. Liberate yourself from the machine! Fuck Facebook.

>>35136493

I never said I had an account.

>>35136405
women suck
unsurprisingly unoriginal

>Ugly men
Bitter
>Average Men
Stupid
>Beautiful men
Egotistical

Why is this?

>>35136405
Damn that's actually really accurate i never realized that

>>35136300
i understand how you feel

it feels like i should be human, but it just feels like most of my humanity was striped away.

>>35136300
Gonna need a greentext of your friend's SOCIALMMMM DEATH

also wait so someone used you for the webbies and you denied them?

you turned down the scootch shuffle? when?

>>35137697
>also wait so someone used you for the webbies and you denied them?
yes. exchanging webbies of cummies is probably fun, im not an immoral degenerate

Go to bed Mr. Sorts, you're drunk.

>>35136288
Nice hate dubs dum-dum.
Causes one to think.

>>35136288
lol nigger faggot

>>35136286
but why would you do that?

original post number one

>>35136391
Two of them were nearby me, I was working the grill, one was chopping lettuce and the other was just loafing about.

We start talking about this fat chick who came in the store, she was fucking huge and the worker loafing about said "having sex with fat women is tough"

And I said, "you would know"

He said, "Yeah I would know, unlike you, you never get laid."

I said, "That's right, I've never had sex."

He laughed and said, "really" I nodded and he laughed again. The worker chopping lettuce said nothing, nobody cared.

>>35136253
Don't worry cats are companions than actual women you are not missing out

>>35136253
What is this, a cat for ants?

>>35136311
Whoops I meant are better companions.

https://youtu.be/C_trsH1QMBw

>>35136192

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7vA-qlS_M

Nigger

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y-you too

originalposterino

Goodnight anon
Maybe tomorrow will be better

>>35136150
>tfw can't even sleep comfortably like this because I know tomorrow will be exactly the same and it just gets closer to the end while becoming sadder and sadder

>>35136144
Most of these behaviors I never see girls do and the rest seem like mannerisms everyone does. Why can't girls just ask a guy out?

>>35136263
Because they'll feel slutty for making the first move, this is just a bullshit cop out to get the guy to do it so they can act out their slutty fantasies.

My problem with this article is I've met so many girls who do 95% of this shit in a "friendly" way, so even the "obvious" signs are not so obvious.

>>35136035
It's sad to see these type of threads die.

But hey atleast you tried.

Life is an eternal prison. It gives me just enough fake happiness to not die, before fading back to the standard misery and hatred of existance itself.

I don't want to die, I just want to have never existed. Even when I was very, very young I knew how shit this meaningless existance is. Life won't even give me release, as just before I'm about to give up, it gives me some small reason to continue this meaningless existance.

If hell exists, we live in it.

All the things I've ever enjoyed have been ruined. Gaming by shitty devs, shitty communities and shitty players. 4chan by normalfags and trap posters. Even old /b/ wasn't this shit. I could go on and on, but I'll leave it here.

I don't want sympathy - I just want to know why existance is torment. What the fuck did I do to deserve this shit?

>touch my armpits
>smell
>feel sad

>>35136022
very few people grow up like that anymore. maybe this would be relevant in the 1950s but not anymore.

>>35136022
Living in the suburbs, your parents are "rich" that inherently means you are, because its your money.

What a stupid thing to say.

>>35136022
"ok that's cool"

>*moves out of state and never talks to them again to the live an adventurous bachelor's life*

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MAN I BEEN WA:ITIN ALL FRIGGIN YEAR FOR YA TO BE POSTIN THAT SKEETER

GOD DAMN THAT S A GO

These are the best threads of /r9k/

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>>35135920
>Dont you be throwing shade on OPs post. That wont go so well