>tfw you'll never do something as simple as going to the beach with a girl
>tfw you'll never rub lotion all over her body
>tfw you'll never be the ripped chad she gets wet for
>tfw you'll never ever do anything sexual with a girl
>tfw you missed out on youthful love and fun
>>38655914
You don't need to remind me OP I cry myself to sleep everynight.
>>38655932
I know that feel. Just to be normal for once in my life. It'll never happen. That life wasn't selected for me. It's sad to know once I'm dead that's it. I truly have missed out on what so many take for granted.
Beaches are gross. Always covered in trash and washed-up kelp and driftwood and other gross stuff. It does suck that I missed out on normal people stuff, and that I'll die without ever experiencing normal people stuff. Got me there, mate.
>Finally move to Japan
>Spend all my time in my appartment
Why did I think this would cure everything?
>>38655893
Prove you're in Japan
I did the same thing. I was hoping Japan would be a fresh start for me, and though I managed to be more social than I'd normally be I still failed. That's when I realised there was nothing I could do. Social failure in one society, a social failure in all societies
>>38655929
Holy shit you are depressing. I'm going to go fucking kms now, thank you for the boost.
Chris's response to Drumpf's anti-trans law.
Did he change his middle name too?
>>38655949
No. W stands for Weston which Barb and Chris believes is proof of their royal heritage.
>>38655855
>>>/v/
oreganoli
im gonna kill myself tonight r9k whats the best way. Im thinking of jumping off my 3 story house balcony, or hanging myself.
>>38655835
>best way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu
Obligatory don't do it anon we care about you
But really if you're American just save $400 for a shotgun
Gun to the brain stem, shotgun to the roof of the mouth. Combining alcohol and drugs might be useful. Hanging is cheap and sure fire way, but be wary of having people find you. If you get resuscitated, you'll probably have brain damage from the oxygen deprivation. Hope this helped.
Calling any smart ANONS!
Please tell me how come im only happy and calm when im drinking the world only makes sense when im slightly drunk or drunk, dont say its because im an alcoholic that makes no sense because ive only just tried alcohol like a month ago and ive been in a stupor for what feels like my whole life but alcohol brought me out of it for the first time i can have a casual conversation with someone, not just a blurb, PLEASE TELL ME what is wrong am i deficient in minerals or something
ignorance is bliss, anon
isnt it obvious?
what's wrong is that you're a stressed and anxious fucks who's liable to give himself dependency problems by self-medicating with booze
>>38655831
Do opioids
Is it necessary to get into debt to move out of my parents house? What if I'll decide to escape from society and live in forest? Will they go after me?
>>38655815
>What if I'll decide to escape from society and live in forest?
Do some research on people who have actually done that, most die young. Plus living in the wild isn't an escape its more work.
>>38655884
Ted kaczynski is still alive...
Bumperoooooooooodeedd
Do you like qt 3.14 Latinas?
>>38655744
>Do you like qt 3.14 Latinas?
Yes
hell fucking yes i do, too bad half this board is too gay to appreciate them
>>38655790
anyone who doesn't like Latinas a pleb faggot
Rise and shine wagecucks! Today's your big day.
It's Thursday . I bet you woke up full of joy and glee because today's your last day. chuckles
Don't get your hopes up you pathetic slave, this weekend will fly by fast and once again you will put to your misery while i enjoy my vivacious life with your girlfriend, all while you work for minimumbux.
Oh speaking of Stacy, she's actually waiting for me in the bedroom! I have prepare da delightful breakfast for the two of us. Freshly squeezed juice from delectable oranges straight out of my garden, scrumptious homemade viennoiserie, organic strawberries imported straight from the finest lands in Italy, and a heavenly cup of what my spectacular French colleagues call "Cafe au lait." In low-class wagie language, it is known as coffe with milk. Hehe, you're too uneducated to know that now aren't you wagie?
She loves my culinary skills. Something you, wagecuck, simply have no time or energy to learn. No wonder why she chose me, an intellectual man
>>38655723
> imported strawberries
Having trouble with your garden?
>>38655723
>Oh speaking of Stacy, she's actually waiting for me in the bedroom!
>No wonder why she chose me, an intellectual man
I actually I work only Fridays and Saturdays and have the rest of the week free.
How to lose weight without exercising?
stop eating like a fat fuck
>>38655729
When exactly should I stop eating?
>>38655729
Or get depressed and not eat at all
Aside from being a Chad, how do I get a thicc white girl?jewesses are fine too
>>38655704
Step 1: Be attractive
Ah fuck I failed step 1...
By not being a raging sperglord neckbeard.
>>38655770
I'm not though.
Originally serious. I can pass as a normie.
it's fucking over girls would rather fuck a Nazi instead of me
>>38655608
do you really think most modern women take any kind of moral high ground towards getting their gooshygooshywetwet pounded? literally lmao
high res pic
https://imgur.com/a/yVwmD
Has anybody ever tried this with a nigger?
Who here /not a pedobot but think the age of consent should be abolished/?
Why not raised instead? Make it 30.
>>38655604
>wanting to fuck females past their prime
>>38655636
If I can't, why should anyone?
>turning 20 in 2 weeks
>no longer a teenager
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
>>38655541
Oh, shut up and go outside. Little punk.
>>38655541
>tfw 20
>there's no longer any excuse
>21 is coming faster and faster
The way society handles its shit is wrong. They baby people all the way until 18 then it's "GET A FUCKING JOB, I'M KICKING YOU OUT IN ONE MONTH!" You have all the time in the world until you don't, then it's too late. They should be hard on kids to do shit cause that's the only time they get to learn how to navigate the whole adult nightmare.
>tfw there's trillions of little things you're supposed to know how to do that didn't come up until you turned 18
>tfw they don't teach this because you're a kid, then when you're 18 you're just supposed to know because all adults know
>>38655625
My exact thoughts. Everything is going too fucking fast since I turned 18, and if you complain the normies would just tell you to "grow up"
cute female here, looking for an ugly fembot to bully
preferably chubby, average face, patchy skin, something shitty like that. i'll treat you like shit and buy you some stuff too
>>38655496
Jesus fucking christ I wish I was an ugly fembot right now.
I'm probably cuter than you, but would you bully me and buy me things even though I'm not average?
>>38655506
wish you were one too, maybe next time
>>38655514
i don't really care if you're more or less cute than me. just need the girl to be fairly dumpy and ugly
Why is this allowed? This should not be allowed.
God damn it, fuck you OP. I'm phoneposting from the comforts of my bed.
>>38655490
Jesus Christ that should be illegal.
>>38655490
cawfgteen?