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would /r9k/ date a punk girl?
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>>39442248
I wouldn't date that, what is that?
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I think punks are qts, unless they go full retarded with their punkness.
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>>39442248
>punk girl?
whatever that picture is, it's not a punk girl.
but I still wouldn't date a punk girl

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>tfw you aint the sharpest tool in the shed
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Nobody is, anon. The only reason I'm as sharp as I am now is because I was sharpened on the finest of blades.
Meaning that I'm still not the best, and my life is far from ideal, but the guys that have kicked my ass in different ways did me a favor in a sense.
I've learned about life from the best.
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>>39442239
That's why we go day to day deluding ourselves into thinking we're more than just meaningless carbon based life forms. Personality among other things is just one of the coping mechanisms. Normalfags know this and use it to their advantage. And we wonder why we aren't accepted?
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Retard here, I learnt to accept it half way through highschool. Lifes not so bad as a lower middle class blue collar dumby.

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Oh look it's September 1. Ok you can fuck off now Summer, and take your Norman fucks with you.
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Summer: out doing my normal stuff wandering around at 10pm , ehhhh blecchh, notice Chads and Stacys wandering around for no reason cause they are bored and the weather is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Hear a Stacy say "eeew look at that Creepy guy, tee hee hee hee"


Sept-April: out wandering around at 10pm doing my normal stuff, not a Chad or Stacy in sight cause they seem to be allergic to dark and cold, and fucked off to someplace where its always hot.
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T. A cunt who came last summer.
It's cool brah, I'm a summer fag of 07.
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>>39442521
opposite where i live. except its too hot for anyone to go out in the summer since it gets to like 110-118 in july and august.

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>September 1, 2017

Make it stop or at least slow it down.
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no sorry, cant,

am trying to build a time machine though,

eventually you can find your favorite day, and live there forever :)
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>>39442175
it's only getting faster from here
the ride never ends until you die
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Fun fact:

Your perception of time speeds up as your number of braincells decline.

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>choose your future; choose life
>but why would I want to do a thing like that?
>I chose not to choose life. I chose something else.
>and the reasons? there are no reasons
>who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Seriously lads. Shooting up is the highest attainable comfieness and pleasure physically attainable on this mortal coil, a hundred times better than sex.

>why aren't you doing heroin right now?

It's not like we have anything to look forward to in life. Might as well enjoy ourselves.
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desu.. gonna start soon
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>>39442165

because eventually you will want to stop and when you do youll realise youve wasted your life.
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No way would I poison my body with that shite, all them fucking chemicals, no fucking way.

Reminder that the ideal girl is 5'0 or smaller.
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>>39442159
dont want manlet sons.
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>>39442172
>he wants to procreate in this overpopulated world
top jej
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>>39442172
Just hope you roll for a daughter so you can make more qt womanlets.

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>liberals actually believe these are the same species
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liberalism is a form of schyzophrenia
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>>39442142
They could be. She isn't white either and has a nigger nose
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>when a girl looks like a 20/10 in one photo but you search other pictures of her and realize it was just a great angle

always disappointing

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>wake up alone
>go to sleep alone
>wake up alone
>go to sleep alone
>wake up alone
>go to sleep alone
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eventually you'll stop waking up
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>>39442151
bro stop making me sad
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>>39442123
Lucky fuck.
I have parents who are angry at me for not getting a job, count your blessings fucker.

How the fuck do I deal with this, how do I avoid embarrasment
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>>39442108
Never leave your room when she's around. Keep a good storage of water, food, pissbottles, and shitjugs in case you need to camp out in your room for longer than you expect.
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>>39442108
Just treat her like one of the guys and have fun. Invite her to play vidya and shit. Network. Don't fuck her.
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>>39442122
Already stocked on supplies, also I can fake being a normie pretty well but it just occured to me that she will probably have female friends over a lot and I like to just relax and be myself in my home instead of trying. ahhhh reee

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This guy I had a crush on said that he doesn't like huge asses on girls because sex is harder. Is that true? I'm a virgin and a girl so I wouldn't know.
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>>39442107
It's only true for guys with small penises.
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Are you a tranny or a biological female?

>>39442136
>t. femanon who has had a lot of anal sex with young dudebros
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>>39442107
>because sex is harder
Why are you asking this here of all places? Go somewhere else to ask about your pock marked shitter, roastie.

Retarded female is retarded.

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Is there any chance my crush isn't a gigantic slut?

pic related
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>nose piercing
She's a woman so the answer's obvious already.
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I can see the specks of Tyrone cum on her lips from here, OP.
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>>39442102
Vacuous looking face. Probably has nothing to offer other than her looks. Pussy is pussy though. Just don't expect a meaningful conversation.

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Let's discuss the scientific reasons of why most of us will never reproduce or even interact with women on a romantic level. I'll start by giving my theory: It's all natural selection. Why would a girl go out with a chubby dude with sub-par looks or a baby face or whatever's wrong with you when there's a million tall, handsome chads? It's their natural instinct to go for the strong, not the smart. And some of us don't even have the smart part going for us. Stronger fathers = stronger sons. What your theory robots?
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>>39442089
That they went through shit as children that they never learned to properly deal with (big one I've seen being single mother households) which escalated to a plethora of other issues.
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>>39442117
I like that, anon. I come from a family of just me and my mom, and I noticed at an early age that that made me feel different. I know it's normal when a father figure isn't there to feel like there's a part missing, but as you were talking about how it escalates that happened.
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>>39442167
That's the only conclusion that I can come up to. Thankfully I'm not as far gone as others but there are definite problems today that are barely being addressed, if at all. There's a severe lack of strong father figures in the west, and it is definitely taking its toll on a lot of places. I'll let you decide why that is, but a boy with no proper father figure of any kind almost never turns out ok. Personally it's aggravating.

Hey robots i came here for words because im lost currently. in high school and it makes me want to fucking die. im in all honors plus AP courses in my junior year but i just feel so unfulfilled and lonely. I'm not horrible with girls but the only girl i care about seems to be friendzoning me. ive taken her to parties and weve spent so much time together yet no relationship. idk if she is waiting for me to make a move or if she just wants to have me as a friend. shes not ugly so she constantly blows guys off while she still hangs around me. weve gone to the movies and done dumb shit like minigolf but we still arent dating. half the school thinks we are but im just lost. i wish i could read minds i just want to be with her. what ive been thinking of doing is waiting until i have my license then hanging out and doing a bunch more shit together but i dont want to waste my time. i could easily get a girlfriend but i just want her over other girls that want me. im lost and confused and depressed any advice or words of wisdom? not fat btw
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>>39442082
Ask if she want go on date.
If she say Yes you got it
If she say no she is not worth your time
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You're 14 years old. Shut the fuck up and finish high school, go to a college or trade school, graduate and make a life for yourself, you whiny little shit. There's an entire ocean outside of your high school puddle.
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>>39442082
>i could easily get a girlfriend but i just want her over other girls that want me. im lost and confused and depressed

Boo fucking hoo, you've got girls lusting over you, how could you possibly go on?

Fucking kill yourself you underage shit

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why are normies so fucking anti chill

why do they always have to be fast paced "doing something"? Even in their "down time" they are obsessed with having to occupy themselves. How come they can never just genuinely relax?
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>>39442077
Because i think i waste time.
I feel phsychical discomfort and mental.
I relised i'm normie? even can't be part of community always alone.....

Fuck everyone
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A lot of people, not only normies, need to be overstimulated nowadays. They play games, have a music on, and TV airing in the background. It is unheard to just listening to music, there always has to be to accompany it. It mildly irks me.
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you're talking about a caricature you've accepted to be real, there are tons of lazy slobs who piss their lives away doing nothing like you do

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How many of you smoke?
Also why does the last of a pack of tobacco taste like shit ?
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I've thought about starting to smoke but cancer sounds scary.
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>>39441969
That's why you smoke menthol OP. Also, nothing soothes a cold or congestion better than the smooth rich aroma. Good to know I'm also getting a chock full of vitamins from it.
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>>39441988
>cancer sounds scary

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