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You guys could learn a thing or two from him.
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Or we can just stay at home
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Wow yea if i act confident about my complete lack of social skills and uglyness maybe justin timberlake would fuck me, yea thanks OP great
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>>38534077
If that's a big nose I might as well kill myself.

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I want gays to go away
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Then just ignore them and they'll go away.
Sage if you absolutely must reply.
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>>38534361
hey tripfag from /lgbt/
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>>38534361
I try to ignore them, but they aren't going away silly tripfag

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What we're your parents like r9k. Do you think they could have done better? Pic related it's all I have of my lil senpai
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>>38534060
I have no idea why it says senpaia...funny enough I don't have that in my auto correct either. I said senpai
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>>38534172
Lmao....I...I just got it
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Fun fact when you post pham it makes senpaia for other new fans to know

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It's Friday night, so the real robots are inside in their room alone right now.

Come to this thread to talk to people in your region of the autism spectrum AND your region of geography!

>how are you coping with weather above 40?
>what are you up to tonight?
>what are you doing tomorrow?

anyone not pictured or within the "fuck off zone" (i.e. NYC, long island, new jersey) is not welcome.

join our discord!

V763CbG

>small
>comfy
>welcoming
>no rolefagging
>no memery
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i-if i want to live in the northeast am i allowed
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>>38534224
where do you live currently friend?
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>>38534280
Las Vegas...
shit blows

I want to get away from California

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Hey Anon, success is base off how hard you want it, so do you wanna be successful? Go for it bro
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if I can do it, you can do it.
its just about making good choices.
its a lifestyle
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>>38533997
this guy is the best story of the last 20 years
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>>38533997
Success is only 20% hard work ethic. The other 80% is a split between being at the right place at the right time and knowing someone that can put you ahead.

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Why aren't you out having fun this friday night?
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>>38533966
4chan is fun
i don't understand the question
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>tfw you're waiting on a tranny to msg you back
>supposed to meet up and do some blow
>see where things go from there

Thats how my Fridays going so far. How about you OP?
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>>38534005
Pretty good so far

>>38533998
its not real fun

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Is it bad to say that their lyrics actually resonated with me all my life?
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I really hope you're underage
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>>38533937
Nah man I used to really feel em when I was 11
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>>38533937
They made my teenage years more bearable

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it's nearing midnight which means it's time for another drugs/good feels thread.

Friend was cool and bought me a dugout kit with an Amazon gift card he got from doctor's doing research on his liver. (He has cystic fibrosis)

Smoked on that a little bit. Works alright I suppose. The whole all-in-one package thing is the only thing making it worth having but it's still nice.

So tell me, Robots...
what drugs are you putting in your system tonight?

Sober? Well fuck it, tell me what's up anyways.

(pic related, i got the blue one)
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Just downed a good bit of DXM to get to 2nd plateau. Currently jamming to that sick Mirage Saloon 16-bit remix from Sonic Mania

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I'm super geeked off some strong methamphetamine at the moment. Uppers aren't my cup of tea but I got it for free. I'll probably be smoking weed with my friend later on tonight once he gets off work.
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>>38534056

And I just fucked that all up. Maybe I should just stop lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z-JhQmoFWQ

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LITERALLY NO EXCUSE
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>>38533867
why? he's hot
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How did he do it and is there any way I can do it too
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I don't look nearly as good.

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Everyone talk about their waifus.
Who they are, why it is better than other waifus.
My waifu is Sucy Manbavaran.
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>>38533742
I am not sure i have one
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>>38533767
Friendly Reminder:
If you do not have a waifu, you don't belong here
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>>38533836
My waifu is me

I have become so powerful that i love myself even more than the most perfect 2d girl

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Daily reminder that you dont need to like or even respect women to be successful.
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>>38533634

ya obviously. treating women like the stupid holes they are is what turns them on the most. im not good at it but the chads are so eh.
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Generally, in order to be successful, you have to back stab and step over some people.
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>>38534305
Makes sense. Trump backstabbed America.

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My heart fucking hurts, I feel so lonely like I don't have anyone in my life. I'm sitting alone in a dark room. Fuck. Anyone wanna talk?
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>>38533515
Someanon once told me that one day it will stop hurting and I won't care about the loneliness anymore.
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Sure, what do you want to talk about? What's causing your despair?
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>>38533580
But, is it really better? To not feel anything, to be numb, instead of feeling something, even if it's pain? Not sure I want that.

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Caught cheating guys, one of my side gf's found my actual fb and caught me and my webpage saying I was in a relationship.

I'm so sick of this, all chicks do is snoop in a guys stuff like what the actual fuck.

How do I damage control the situation
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>>38533507
give us one of your extra women or leave
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Violently kill yourself. Nobody gives a shit about your faggot normie problems. Get the fuck off this board.
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If a woman gets cheated on she deserves it honestly, she could have me or any other robot she wants and never get cheated on, but instead she chooses some jackass normie like OP and then acts surprised when he cheats on her.

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itt: we circlejerk about how we're misunderstood geniuses

>I perceive things that most others can't
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>>38533497
I foresee tell the future but no one believes me
I only tell the truth but everyone thinks im lying even though i've never lied before
I am the most confident person in the world but everyone perceives my confidence as autism so I have to pretend to have low self esteem
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>>38533497
>I perceive things that most others can't
Such as?
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I'm not, you autist. You're most likely no genius either or else you wouldn't be here.

Anyone here is here because they're a failure in one way or more.

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>feel suicidal
>go onto liveleak
>watch suicide videos
>realize how brutal and terrifying death actually is
>just stay up all night traumatized instead
the world is such a fucked up place
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near death experiences are crazy. it kind of makes you want to believe on what does happen.
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>>38533493
is it now?


originallooooo
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Yeah its pretty shit that theres one way to be born and a billion ways to die

that lost hope site says hanging and shotgun in mouth are the ""best"" ways but either way would fucking hurt and if someone found you id say youd live.

pretty gay but yeah

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