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>talk to girl online
>un ironically and deliberately says she browses reddit
>stopped talking to her
am i too autistic? i just dont stand it
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>>35088620
u aren't autistic u are just ugly
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>>35088620
>talk to girl online
>isn't interested in Nazi Germany
>stop talking to her
I'll find her one day
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>>35088760
>talk to girl
>is a [spoiler/]JEW
>block her
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>still haven't come to terms with being ugly
I've pretty much accepted I'm going to be an incel for life at this point, I just wish I looked cool so I could feel good about myself.
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>>35088607
I know the brain is a bitch but you are aware how pointless pretty is if you have no interest in courting a mate?
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>>35088640
This
Embrace your interests OP, relationships outside of vidya mates are overrated
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>>35088607
I know this feel. I've submitted to my virgin fate, but I just wish that I could look at myself in the mirror without wanting to bash my face in. It's going to be a bumpy life.
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>slid into girls dms
>she asks who it is
>asks me to send picture of my face
>i oblige
>she says and i quote "um ew, bye"
>respond "yea i'm bummy af lmao"
>still hurting one day later
>love no thots my friends
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>>35088499
you are just ducking ugly get over it enjoy dying a virgin dude
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Dodged a bullet there OP, she was clearly a cold hearted whore
Find a girl you can take home =)
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>>35088544
>ducking
What is this, Roblox? Get the fuck out of here.
As of today, February 24, 2017, Christine Weston Chandler is now 35 years olds.
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>>35088488
I never imagine him being overn30 for some reason, even though he does look 35.
Happy birthyday Christine!
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happy birthday cwc
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>>35088488
how is he not dead yet from his infected piercing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPVOyfwiGf8
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hi
hi make friendship
accept frnd request
hello how are u dear
show me pussy i love u
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no, fuck you. you broke my heart.
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kek accurate 100%
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>>35088432
these are good memes, I encourage you to continue posting these, because i kek every time.
just wanted to let you know I, personally, appreciate these posts
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>want love and a gf
>fap
>no longer want love or a gf
why is this
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Why is it this way for everyone else?
I always get really sad when I jack off because I think of all the cute, loving girls out there and how they will never cuddle me and lovingly suck my cock and take my virginity
;-;
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my gf just left after sucking me off for 20 minutes, just like ive been training her for the last 4 years, since the first time she ever sucked a cock, my cock.
:^)
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>>35088539
>things that never happened: the post
keep dreaming faglord
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WHY WON'T MY HEAD JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND
MY OWN HEAD IS SUFFOCATING ME WITH THOUGHTS AND I HATE IT REEEEEEEE
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tfw my thoughts will completely destroy me if I go 10 minutes without distracting myself
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>>35088484
What kind of thoughts are they?
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>>35088584
>how pathetic I am
>how my everything in my life is slowly going down hill due to my mental state
>oneitis
>nihilistic dread that comforts and fucks me up at the same time
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Is tindr worth it?
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its a meme, really only a convienient way for chads and stacies to meet up
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>>35088320
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TINDER THREADS TONIGHT
SOMEONE MADE AN IDENTICAL THREAD 10 MINUTES AGO
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i want an alpalca
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i wonder if Dylann Roof watched Elliot Rodger vlogs and what his thoughts were
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>>35088270
Woah
Originalcommento
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>>35088270
I doubt. Dylann Roof was a full blown racist so he did not want to waste his time to watch videos by a mixed raced person.
Elliot watched videos of other killers tho defending them.
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>>35088785
Who did he defend
i think Dylann and Elliot had alot in common except that their motivation was a bit different
>on the treadmill at the gym
>employee walks between my machine and another to sweep the floor
>he steps on the power switch for my machine and doesn't notice
>my machine cuts off and I'm too shy to ask him to turn it back on
>get off and walk away embarrassed
The older I get, the more I can barely even function in public
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Do you understand how this problem has been caused by your own negative thought patterns?
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>>35088271
That's a vague question and you're wrong.
My behavioral issues are biological, it's more of a chemical thing than it is a matter of choice when faced with a difficult situation.
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>got a job for a month
>got fired
>now feel to depressed to even sleep
I actually felt happier with the job, because I liked it, but I wasn't fast enough at working, but I can't stop thinking about what went wrong because I think I worked fine last Tuesday (two days ago), but it seems I was wrong when I got called by my manager to tell me that I wouldn't be scheduled for the next weeks. I've always been lunatic and it's been a problem for me to concentrate on anything. I just didn't get a faster pace so I'm lost at what I'm suppose to do next.
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Anyone know her?
Heard she hangs here.
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>>35088212
Wow she looks like the female version of my bf
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>>35088212
she hung herself
italiano
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If she does she needs to get off my board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why are you so against torturing women?
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aer you sure you know how to use a computer
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because most robots are pathetic faggots who salivate over women
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>>35088209
So robots must shed their pussy pedestal for women to torture them?
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>go to social event with large group of friends and acquaintances on 4 day trip
>meet most beautiful, perfect girl in the world
>first chick on the same wavelength as me i've ever met
>in my league but still spilling spaghetti like a mf
>still able to talk with her somehow
>the more i learn about her the more i fall in love over the 4 days
>yesterday was the last day of trip
>back home now in front of my computer back to neeting like always
>can't get the memory of the last eye contact we made before i shut the back hatch of the van when i got dropped off out of my head
>extremely sad that i'm not hanging out with her anymore because i'm insanely in love
>the first girl i genuinely fell head over heels for but i'm too much of an anxious wreck to tell if i have a chance with her or not
>have photo memory of every meal where she sat across the table from me and our eyes met at the same time in those 4 days
what do?
how do you tell if a girl is interested without obvious flirting? whats the body language to look for?
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>>35088068
>whats the body language to look for?
if they look you in the eyes and dont break contact
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>>35088110
yeah but girls just do that. or do they?
idk what i'm doing dude
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That's a good looking trap. Would fuck and pretend it never happened.
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That face when you go to a bar and strike up a conversation with a woman, only for her to invite you to sit with her and her fiance, who is, as it happens, also a woman (and not too happy to have you intrude).
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Tell us what happened OP, sounds cataclysmic awkward
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>>35088019
>Western women
Travel OP. They aren't like this everywhere
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>>35088019
>tfw you go to a bar
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Do you think there are any women who would accept 10k to let me take their virginity? Is it enough?
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>>35087963
just go to a normal middle class prostittue who is under medical supervision. they are much skillful at pleasuring men and can even provide some extra services if you so desire. dont pay for a sexual meme.
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>>35088029
No, I want a virgin
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>>35087963
Aren't all fembots virgins anyways? Just meet up with one.