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>>35934656
Why is Sophie Turner at the top?

>>35934656
>no elle fanning

shit thread. KYS. sage

>being attracted to vapid celebrities
Normalfags belong in zoos

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Look for a bf then? Go gay Anon all the kids are doing it.

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>6'7"
>Blond hair
>Blue eyes
>Good body structure and jaw
>Good Job
>Still a kissless virgin at 24
I'm playing life on easy mode and I can't get past the first level

>>35934631
That's right, filthy manlet. Know your place in the world.

>people should die because of gentle ribbing

Narcissism is hereditary. Don't become like the normies.

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>>35934484
Jokes on you I was Columbo all along

>>35934484
Ironically a girl would only do that to you in real life if she actually was interested in you. It sounds like a childish way of flirting. For real girls who don't have any interest in you, the possibility of dating you doesn't even occur to them.

>>35934476
be honest to yourself , are you ugly or what?

Post originally original screen shots

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>>35934476
>HOW THE FUCK do the normies who aren't chad even fucking deal with this? how do they cope
we dont go to fuck apps
we still meet pussies online
just not through dating apps
neither on any space dedicated to dating
that's the trick
approaching by the side instead of from the front
that's what you do when you're scared, anon
but it still works
if you bring value to the hussies

Anon you sick fuck

>>35934409
Meme.

Kdk

ROUND UP THE POSSE AND CALL UP THE CREW
FIVE BUCKS AT THE DOOR AND YOU BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE

Why do not you go outside?

>>35934593
because im drinking

and smoking? go outside and create a disaster Don't be a pussy

i would grind it into a fine powder and sell it on the chinese herbal market as a sexual performance enhancer

Aren't they expensive? I'd catch it and sell it to some chinese guy probably

>>35934371
Put it in its enclosure, I raise Hercules beetles for fun really.

Curious who /autist/ here?

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Whoa there, little mama.
Where do you think you're going?

Curious who /lisp/ here?

That's the wrong attitude to have. You just have to relax and be natural. I know that's a gay fucking meme but if you could plan your way into a relationship then every autist here would have one

ask her if she plays vidya. if she doesnt, bail out

Don't buy her anything you'll regret it.

>>35934285
I dislike that it takes way more time to get through an anime than a movie, and the story is usually much less 'complete'.
I like that it has qt waifus.

>>35934737
>I dislike that it takes way more time to get through an anime than a movie
Huh?

>>35935179
>movie
>90-120 minutes, minus credits

>anime
>12-24 20 minute episodes

>>35934250
I'd just use an exit bag

>>35934250
Attempt to vault the gates at 10 Downing Street.

>>35934277
You know those are going to be increasingly difficult to do?

Last thing you want it permanent mental retardation.

Needs to be right the first time.

>>35934241
Anime conventions.

Oregano

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I met my gf on /a/ about 8 years ago.

What's the name of this chick? Or that outfit she's wearing?

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>>35934134
I want to go for a very either a straight forward victorian suit like style or frilly style, pastel colours etc.

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>>35934168
This straight forward style I was reffering to

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>>35934168
also more of this kinda stuff

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i play dont starve a lot

i play cave story plus

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How about recent games? I don't you guys to know I have 800 hours on MW2.

yes it's called finding a random woman on a street and paying her money to fuck you

>>35934875
no.
no prostitute will take it easy on a virgin, even if you ask and pay them to.
If you're lucky, you might get away without getting fucked in the ass with a strap on (unless thats what you're into).
You will walk away in pain and agony, no matter what they do to you. You will have every bit of what self respect and confidence you have left stripped away faster than your little virgin dick can spit out its salty spurts of precum.
Prostitutes live for the day they have a chance at a virgin, they dream of destroying them.
Don't even think about lying about being a virgin either, they'll know and you wont even have to tell them.
You have been warned.

>>35934999
really though? I feel like the opposite would be true. in my head it feels like a prostitute wouldn't want to bother with a virgin, someone who is nervous and doesn't know what to do. like I feel like I'd be annoying them and they'd be frustrated at me being so passive and submissive and possibly turn me away