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>>39215457
You like things that are dirty when you're horny.

It's also a symptom of jerking off too much.

>tfw women have become so picky and saturated with undeserved attention a whole generation of unintentional faggots and trannies have emerged

I guarantee you we'd have less gay men if the dating game wasnt so rigged towards chad.

>>39215457
Same here.

If I don't jack off for two days or more, I'll always slide towards gay-ish stuff.

I guess it's because of getting used to regular porn, and relating to men's pleasure.

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>>39215389
You are absolutely correct. Any body type that is tall gets girls, skeleys, fat giants, and anything in between. They will never know the pain of the short.

>>39215389
How tall are we talking here?

t. 5'11 incel

>>39215389
Ive never been but as a manlet it sounds totally plausible.
Tall guys just exude more masculinity. Im forever stuck with the stature of schoolboy. Women dont even look at me like im a man.

Being a manlet is like existing in a different subset of humans altogether. Playing fucking court jester just so you can entertain some mediocre slag into fucking you.
If i was tall, i could play the mysterious card and 'be myself'

>>39215335
She's precious and you don't deserve her. I'll take her and make her my real gf fuck you

I'd practice anal with her

>>39215335
>rate my practicce gf lads

please do not do this
please at least let her know she is a practice gf

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This is the people who should be famous because of looks

>>39215117
bieber was never ugly

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>>39215117
it's about proportions and symmetry and most of your claims are invalid.
dont post ever again

Ok maybe dubs. Trips is too much for this shit.

>>39215070
don't waste the tabasco you fucking nigger, that stuff is good

>>39215070
Tabasco up the pooper

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>>39214757
But no you naive little cunts have never struggled with a dead end relationship or with a manipulative evil girlfriend before

I have been cheated on
Yet I'm so fucking lonely I don't care and still want someone, even knowing I might be heartbroken again.

>>39214757
>first girl who I tried to date
>had two other BFs

>Second girl
>interested in me but then found out I just put on a badass mask, said she wanted a fucboi

>third girl
>had another guy literally confess his love and spill spaghetti, but he was hotter than me so she went with him

fml, still KV because was scared of stuff like this so never tried to make a move and get attached

above the average
what is the point of this thread?

The average is roughly 7 inches, so it's a little small
>>39214769
Maybe in china

5.7 is average as much as i know
Btw all countries have different average sizes but 5.7 is average of all

>>39214714
Can I change my life in this new universe? Can I do all the right things this time? Or will it just be a repetition of this life?

>>39214714
It wouldn't be you though. Just an identical copy.

>>39214714
>you die
>come back as baby into either new or same life
>either way no knowledge of having done it before.
>trapped but at least every end is the end and you don't continue past a certain point.
>if new life it may end up enjoyable.

Does nobody else feel this way wtf

middle america is comfy af

city life is overrated and cold

>tfw no small town where everyone knows each other and you marry your highschool sweetheart

>>39215520
Have fun being bland and small minded fuck middle America. Shit is boring and people don't think for theirselves

>>39214566
i don't really wan't sex i just wan't to cuddle a cutie as yourself

>>39214566
Do you hate straight people who do this too?

>>39214566
I do this all the time why so mad? You guys are easy prey and easy when drunk. Most of you want it and it's fun to fuck a supposed straight guy up his ass for the first time.

>>39214464
>Spice girls
You have a girlfriend.

wow, dump him asap

>>39214464
>Blackmill
top-tier tastes even if the rest is crap

Tear em down who gives a shit

Most of them were put up in the last couple decades by a bunch of butthurt racists whose grandpappy never got over losing and wanted participation trophies

It's like putting up statues of American soldiers in Vietnam to "preserve history"

Makes no sense

>>39214246
no. they aren't as culturally important as say the meopatamian religious statues that were destroyed by ISIS, but they are still history, and especially because they are history that shouldn't be repeated we should have reminders of them. If you absolutely think they should be in a museum instead of public property, even though we aren't paying for statues that are already built, then move them instead of destroying them.

>>39214246
They shouldn't be destroyed
but if they are on federal land then yeah take them down and move them else where

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I remember I used to lay in bed for hours, just thinking about gaping Misty's tight butthole. I didn't know how to jerk off or even what sex was so all I could do was roll around and try to indulge through my imagination alone.

>>39214239
>Baywatch
>Sexcall ladies in newspapers
>Naked woman body in school educational book
>My teachers tits, could see them when she walked on stairs and I was looking from above, even fapped in a class secretly few times
>Accidentally touched classmate boobs
Guess I'm pretty pitiful

>>39214239
Entei is not for sexual

goodbye, anon
jk kys fagg0t

>>39214135

So long. Farewell. Don't fuck up and end up maimed in a mental hospital.

>>39214135
That's too bad, but I understand completely. I wish you only the best, and I'll see you on the other side. Much love from an anonymous stranger

>Captcha: Criminal Entry lol

(Oh, PS, check out the eclipse if you can before you check out. Can't hurt anything.)

unfortunately not in the red zone.

>>39214100
i'm a-ok!

>>39214100
nice im fine