Any other robots love to sound proof/light proof their bedrooms?
I finally covered my walls with acoustic foam and blacked out the window. I sealed up the cracks in the door and sleep in my tent with my tablet.
Pic releated it's what I sleep in
>>37411839
Nice autism crib.
What is that that called?
Where did you get it?
How much was it?
Man I would love that but I would need to have a cool air source that comes into it. Ideal would be if the tent material was dark enough to black out for sleeping.
My bedroom had several layers of room darkening shades to keep the light out and they are nailed down. So I can't see the sunlight when i want to without massive annoyance.
The possibilities.....
>>37412236
They are called privacy pops. I got mine off amazon for around $150.
Very comfy desu
You guys need to get laid lol
Haha I know lol
I only come to this board when I'm feeling insecure about something specific and or need validation
>this is exactly why you get no pussy bro
Post anime traps and cute boys here
finally a non-shit thread
is he bf material?
>>37411862
He seems a bit sloppy but i wouldn't mind sticking my dick in him
What's a diet that will give me top tier shits? Ones that slide out effortlessly, with minimal wiping required afterwards.
>Not holding your shit in for as long as possible to maximize pleasure
>>37411493
Just eat some god damn vegetables, it's not that difficult.
All of my meals and even my snack end with a salad, no dressing or bacon bits or any of that bullshit. Just some raw lettuce and spinach.
All of my shits come out looking like foot-long spring rolls.
>>37411493
fiber-packed diets anon. eat fruits and veggies, be healthy. stray from red meat and bread or pasta stuff as well to look sexy as fuck.
>pic semi-related
My grandma died last month on hospice after a stroke and watching her wither away makes me mad that they dont allow drugs to kill you like penobarbitol. it makes me upset she is gon bow since ive lived with her sincebi was in 7th grade and in 19 now
i struggle with the thought that one day ill have some assholes who just want money milking dieing me for medicare money. i want to die but at the same time i dont think i want to die yet but if i could in my sleep i would choose to.
Main question: it would be at least 40 years before applicable but i i truely wanted to die instantly woth the lowest margin of error of livibg through it or having the possiblity of being saved somehow. i want to know what gun and bullet id need to be dead instantly and have no chance of recovery. also would you want to aim in the mouth and up or at the heart?
seriously thank you if you reply seriously
I feel you, my grandma died last week :(
>>37411538
sorry pal
do you have any advice on the best gun to kys with and be instantly dead with no chance of survival if you ever get old and have to have health problems?
A bb gun is best
original and true
Are they even real scientists ?
>>37411380
>be engineering student
>considered a nerd and hated by all women
>its okay because i'll be rich one day!
>finally graduate
>most jobs taken by pajeets and other immigrants
>finally get a that pays 45k/year
>finance and business chads raking in 70k+ out of school
>they got the women in class and now they get them in the real world too
engineering will never pay off unless you are passionate about it, similar to hard sciences or medicine. If you are just some autist looking to make a living, you will fail.
>>37411754
That applies to everybody though. The biggest part of business is people management which Chad's love to do
Liberal arts is the real master race. I would post that image with the engineer and liberal arts student, but I don't have it right now.
Hi R9K, been browsing this nigger board but never posted because I felt it was unworthy.
I'm a failed normie and became depressed, angry and frustrated. But then applied the advice that I saw
>bulking up
>cardio
>eating healthy
>not being on /pol/ and /R9K/ all day
>reading
>meditating
>not fapping as often
And guess what? It actually fucking worked! Got fit enough to feel attractive and have enough interesting hobbies to talk to girls and I kid you not I got a girls number and I've got a date today. Thank you R9K, so long robots. See you on the other side.
So long
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>>37411102
I'm gonna need some proof of that anon
>>37411102
>not being on /pol/ and /r9k/ all day
the only boards I browse. I need to unfuck myself.
>talk to my crush, an very introverted girl
>she asks me why I'm feeling down
>tell her it's nothing and it'll be alright as long as she's here
>"Yeah, I'm here from afar"
>"That will do"
>"I'm always here, but from afar"
>"Why do you insist on "from afar" ?"
>Don't take it personnally Anon, but you're really sticky, I need air, I don't enjoy the physical presence of others
>mfw
>>37411002
Nice cat picture
>>37411317
I will never have someone to take care of and love
>>37411371
Stop going for girls with quirks as the main point of their personalities.
Your only description over her was she is introverted. That means it's the only thing that defines her and she wears it like armor. By the time you get the buckles off of the plate, you'll find nothing is there.
FUCK OFF NORMIE, ITS SIMPLE IF YOU LOOK.
Talking to girl on tinder and joked about her coming to see me at work, she says "I might ;) xD"
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS? What do I say?
What if I say, " What about before ;)" and then ask for her number? What ya think anons
>>37410719
>>having matches on tinder
REEEEE
She means, 'she won't.'
How do black girls grow such gigantic boobs?
>>37410700
Cheap, fried, hormone fed foods.
Evolutionary pressures
>>37410700
superior big black boobies genetics desu.
Fembots explain why you haven't been nude in public yet?
Fembots do not exist, refer to them as femanons
>>37410855
bloxblox fuck off robot overlord
>>37410855
bloxbloxbloxbloa a daos
I have finally done it robots! I have attained normie status.
>Be me
>29 year old NEET, kissless virgin
>Dad forces me to get a job or I get kicked out
>Get job as janitor at local rec center
>nolongerNEET.exe
>Notice used tampons in box thing in women's bathroom
>geniusidea.jpeg
Fast forward to earlier today.
>Be me, at my grandpa's 88th birthday
>Bring laptop and case everywhere in case I need it
>"Accidentally" trip
>Used tampons fall out of my laptop case all over my grandpa's kitchen
>"oh sorry those are my girlfriend's"
>No one questions it but looked shocked probably because think I have a gf
>mfw they must believe me
>mfw I'm a normie now
>mfw I have ascended
I may still be a virgin but I won't be for long. Don't worry. I won't forget you guys in my new life
>>37410557
Lolno
They think you're a creep hoarding women's tampons and it's even more suspect if they know you clean womens' bathrooms.
>>37410557
Why would anyone keep their gf's used tampons? They most likely know you're lying.
>>37410557
You can do it man. Godspeed.
>absent kindedly browsing on phone
>on bus
>some girl yells "would you stop already"
>shes looking right at me
>mutter a confused sound
>"stop filming me creep"
>the way i was holding my phone looked like i was lming her on accident
I want off this bus but I cant be late. Fuck this shitty life.
At last when I pleaded my case one of the other kids on the bus was shocked I was a dude. At least I have that.
>Not telling the dumb bitch to shut up like a man
>Not telling her that nobody would bother to film her ugly ass anyway
You had 1 chance not to e a beta bitch
>>37410385
why the fuck would i film you ugly bitch?
something you could have said
>>37410385
Well, don't look so suspicious then.
I'm super hungry but don't know how to make breakfast.
open a box of cheetos, pour it in a coffee cup, then pour some orange juice on it
congrats you have cereal
>>37410037
it's not rocket surgery, my guy.
>>37410037
silk soy milk and coco puffs is the best milk / cereal combination imo
you know the tags guys, r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001. Come on chat with fellow robots!
come on guys, what are you waiting for?
everybody is about to get their ass beat
>>37409799
>>37409764
you're fucking pathetic. stop begging for people to join so you can screencap them and add them to your collection, you sick fuck