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Hey robots, I'm currently deciding whether I should go out for a jog or eat some cake.
Dubs decides what I should do.
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I started Couch to 5k today, I did it a few years ago with success but then I got lazy and stopped running. It felt good to be back out on the running trail by my house.
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>>36503646
Exercise is useless and burns barely any calories. Just eat the cake, but don't eat too much after and you'll be fine.
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>>36503646
Cake my lad
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is there any social media platforms robots use, aside from snapchat or facebook? id like to chat with people , share pictures, ect.../soc/ is full of horny , brainless twits. and if you say you're....dare I say....a gril, you get disregarded as just wanting attention. when really there are some lonleyfemales too, bots. so...what are some good sites?
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/r9k/. That's about it I think.
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>>36503559
how will fembots mingle with robots then? you call us roasties or wanting attention if she even mention being a girl. we want communication too. maybe we have a yearning for guys with brains like robots :(
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Discord, because every fucking dipshit on the planet decided that was the best thing ever and now I can't fucking avoid it unless I want to be totally isolated again
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How would you react if a girl did this to you?
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"Good, I don't want herpes."
I wouldn't call her a slut to begin with but if I were in that situation that would be a good retort.
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>>36503500
I'll never be in this situation because I don't talk to girls ever, not since my mother died
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>Reducing yourself to the sexual object you constantly fight against being to sound cute
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Dear fembots or femanons if it makes you triggered 2017-04-24 12:23:41 Post No.36503489
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Dear fembots or femanons if it makes you triggered
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Are many of you reverse traps? With so many pro-trap posts, I have to ask how many fem-persons here like to dress up as male.
And is it gay if I like reverse traps?
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literally what the fuck is wrong with you holy shit
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>>36503489
You're taking this a bit too far Anon.
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>>36503489
nothing gay at all, anon
nothing at all
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Be a good boi and u'll get tendies 2017-04-24 12:23:27 Post No.36503482
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Be a good boi and u'll get tendies
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https://goo gl/forms/EHUdVqj4j15L7zXB3
(had to spam filter the url, please replace the dot after "goo")
fill this out and u'll get all the tendies <3
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>inb4 CP
wat is it, fellow robots?
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>>36504208
......it's a google form survey, you fucking idiot.
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>>36503482
word34
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>been working part time for a few months now
>log in our hours using a sign in sheet
>just have to write in how many hours we work that day
>one day I put in 50 even though I only work 4 hours that day
>plan to say it's just an april fool's joke if caught but no one says anything
>up til now have been logging 50 hours work a day
>last paycheck gave me over 300,000 dollars
I think I haven't been caught because the woman managing paychecks is like, really old and probably has brain problems.
What the fuck do I do? Should I confess? I could get fired, but do I have to return the money or what? It's not like I stole it. They gave it to me.
(also, if you want to know where I work, I don't wanna answer because I don't know if I should say)
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>>36503473
Nice OP the old embezzlement prank. Great April Fools joke a true classique.
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>>36503473
someone will probably find out eventually. worth confessing even if you end up getting chewed out.
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>>36503473
>It's not like I stole it. They gave it to me.
Rob bank at gunpoint. "They gave it to me."
>Decide I won't stand to be a robot for one more year of my life
>I will socialize or die trying
>shave, get an haircut, eat 3 meals a day, drop junk food, drop beers, start running every two days, fix sleep cycle
>find a small apprenticeship in a two year course with a small pay
>find a small flat to rent
>attend free meetings to train myself to socialize and make great progress doing it. Stop having random panick attacks around girls.
>be a hard worker both at work and in classe
>be the nicest guy with my collegues and classmates
>still don't have any real friends, let alone a girlfriend
It's a soulcrushing feeling.
Knowing that whatever you do, no matter how hard you try and for how long, you'll still be a social outcast. It's like training for a year to attend a marathon, pouring your very heart into it, only to finish the very last.
And now here I am, with my shitty flat, my shitty paycheck, my shitty "friends" that never call and never care and I wonder : why even bother ? Or better yet, what is it to this life anyway ? I see all these people around me living their carefree lives, enjoying themselves, having fun, making love, and I know I can't have any of that because years of isolation just scarred me to life and I can't get into their mindset.
Last week I asked out the only girl I know. I don't even like her that much, she is just nice to me sometimes and I thought "good enough". She rejected me, of course, and said that she would never date a guy like me. She wasn't even mean about it, she was just being honest.
I think I'll just kill myself now. Can't live with that feeling of total failure anymore. At least I can go knowing I tried.
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>>36503469
Anon,
I'm proud of you for making a positive change in your life.
What are your hobbies? What are you doing outside of work and class?
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See my dear anon, this is what happens when you try.
People ask you "how could you be so sure if you haven't even tried" well guess now you know for certain.
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>>36503665
What positive change, I was better playing video games at my mother's house. Now I'm just as sad if not more.
I'm doing jack shit. Once in a blue moon someone accepts to have a drink with me and that's about it. I play games, watch movies and lurk 4chan to fill the void.
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What is the worst scar you ever got?
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>>36503405
I have huge stretch marks across my lower back from suddenly exploding up to my current 'king of manlets' height when I was 14.
They're pretty crazy, looks like a shark bit me.
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>>36503405
>What is the worst scar you ever got?
I have a scar across my eyebrow from falling off a wall onto a concrete floor when I was around 7
It's not too bad now, anyone who isn't looking for it won't notice.
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The ones on my feels. The emotional ones.
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wAGp9Wd
Discord where personal feelings do not affect moderation. You can even call the admin a fag and bust his balls.
Come on in.
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Yes, call me a fag and bust my balls.
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Join/leave. Buncha dingdongs
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I swear discord is paying people to advertise their shitty app
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>fat
>manlet (5'3)
>dick 3 inches hard (pic related)
Give me a reason not to end it all.
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I can't desu
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>>36503258
Lose weight
Why are you even asking
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>lose weight
>Become femboi
Win
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>do everything right to lose weight so I can get gf
>still fat because fast food restaurants are everywhere
STOP EXPLOITING MY NATURAL HEALTHY HUNGER INSTINCTS FOR FINANCIAL GAIN
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Count your calories. Don't go past the limit, even when eating fast food.
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>haha why do you like fast food so much? Fast food tastes like garbage
fuck off it's heaven in my mouth
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>>36503290
>calories meme
*blows thinny out of the thread*
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Can fat guys have attractive girlfriends?
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if they have money or some other resource a roastie wants to harvest
sure
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I'm fat and had a 7/10 fit gf for 6 years then another fat guy came along who makes more money than me and she up and left me for him so >>36503080 is right
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Nearly anyone can, it's proven women don't care so much about looks.
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what do normies do on the internet all day?
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watch le funny youtube videos and chat with other normies
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They share shit that no one else wants to see.
Then talk shit to/about people they don't or barely know
Not much different than here tbqh family
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>>36502973
Watch endless videos on youtube
Fap to porn same as you
Write blogposts that aren't witty but they think they are
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why haven't you gone Elliot Rodger mode yet? or at least killed yourself?
do you seriously think it's gonna get better?
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>>36502948
>because i'm never going to kill innocent people.
>haven't killed myself because I've got heart and endurance
>i'm going to make it better no one will do it for me
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>>36502981
you are like a little baby
no one is innocent friend
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>>36502948
>Killing innocent people is shitty, even if they're chads and stacys they don't deserve that.
>I want to but I can't work up the nerve.
>Maybe it won't get better but it doesn't seem to ever get as bad as I think so when it gets bad I can at least take comfort in it not being worse.
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47s don't have to wake up tomorrow. Sleep forever with no worries.
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Please let me die, God
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Might as well try, he said sleep, not die, eternal dreams, might be able to control them
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Let it end please.
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