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Chad general
ITT we discuss being chads
no virgins allowed
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tfw fucking so many womans my peepee get tired
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>tfw getting home after a long day of peeing in womens butts
Its hard being chad
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people assume I'm a Chad on Omegle frequently. It used to flatter me, now it makes me hate myself. If they saw me beyond what the webcam shows they'd think I'm an ugly loser, like them. I wish I was Chad, I wish it was that easy, I wish I could never fall in love and just fuck and chuck every other girl I come across like they were as worthless as they probably are.
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I AM A MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW
I'VE SEEN TROUBLE ALL MY DAYS
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no you're not and no you haven't, faggot
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man of constant sorrow isn't a bluegrass song but bluegrass is the true and original robot form of music and this is impossible to deny
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NEVER TRUST A MAN IN A BLUE TRENCH COAT; NEVER DRIVE A CAR WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
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>really really like pepperoni
>Almost out but want to keep making sandwiches with it and just eating it by itself
fug i don't know when my moms gonna get more
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Dont worry, i have something better than pepperoni, its my sausage
*unzips pants*
c'mon, eat it up. nom nom, thats it.. yeah..
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I bought pepperoni from this fancy butcher for a pizza and ended up eating it all before I made it. Now the grocery store shit isn't as good.
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>>35772567
Just ask mommy to get you some more.
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>tfw you delete your 900GB porn collection, almost half of which was shemale and trap bullshit that you sadly got addicted to and made you feel pathetic
I feel so clean. So free. Look out life here I come! No more porn addiction for this guy!
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>>35772562
>900gb of trap and shemale porn
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>>35772562
>forgetting that the internet contains unlimited porn
Is this just bait to get others to post their own bait (porn) that you can wank to? If so, good try at a reverse-psyche
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>>35772562
t. Good for you anon
WHY THE Fuck do Girls like good looking guys it doesn't make sense why should their face give them the right to have sex with hot girls! does love even exist
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girls dont like guys who look like frogs
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>>35772523
protip: its cuz ur fat.
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WHY THE Fuck do Guys like good looking girls it doesn't make sense why should their face give them the right to have sex with hot guys! does love even exist
Stfu u social retard
Unattractive girls like me have to suffer through this to. If you could just lower your standards everyone would be happy
Seriously kys
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You'll never be anything 2017-03-25 05:13:36 Post No.35772465
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>You aren't special
>You're just ordinary
>Nobody will care when you die
>You will slave your life away just getting by whilst the millionaire you work for lives the good life
I know this sounds like the ramblings of an emo teen, but really, what is the fucking point?
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yeah but maybe if you try real hard you can
the millions
imagine, anon
imagine the millions
maybe you will them
just think about what you can do with each the million
you can buy a big house
you can buy a wife
you could buy a european sport car
with the millions
maybe you the millions
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>>35772465
seems more like the ramblings of someone who self projects too much
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>When you need to become a millionaire to be happy
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>be black, 5'8 semi attractive manlet
>work at walgreens
>older black coworker flirts with me and calls me "boo", as in "my boo"
>calls me cute, acts like we are a couple in a joking way.
> I play off her advances, act like we are not couplish, most of the time.
>6'2 black guy walks into her department. They start talking for a long while.
> she's leaving at the end of her shift. She later comes back in wearing jeans, ass looking plump.
She buys something. I couldn't tell, maybe condoms.
> I go outside to collect the shopping carts and bring them inside.
> coworker is leaving with bag in her hands about to get in her car. Says "boo, there's a cart behind you".
> I turn around to get the cart like a fucking fag.
> Turn back around and see she's in the passenger seat, 6'2 black guy from earlier is driving her car, I can only assume is about to go bang her brains out.
> She rolls her window down and yells, "later", as they speed off.
Im numb to women being sluts for the most part but damn this hurt. What should I have learned from this?
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>>35772459
>being attracted to niggirls
there's your problem mate.
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>>35772459
That you still are too weak to transition to the dark side. Get angry with yourself. Stop giving a fuck about other people, especially women. Stop validating these whores.
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Sounds like you weren't very interested in her anyway.
your loss, next time try being less of a snobby faggot.
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Any aliens on here? How are you guys doing? Are you fitting in well to human society? So far they haven't suspected a damn thing.
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Extraterrestrial here. Nobody here will believe me and probably consider this just another shitpost/roleplaying but might as well post in this thread.
>How are you guys doing?
Doing alright. The summer will be getting my mood down though because I don't like warm temperatures
>Are you fitting in well to human society?
You mean, socially?
As far as suspecting I'm an alien, nobody really does. I'm extremely humanoid and my extraterrestrial features are subtle so they're quite easy to hide
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>>35772462
Tell us more, please. I'm way interested
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>>35772533
What would you like to originally know?
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Guys I finally found a weight loss method that works. I'm 6'1, I was 99 kg a months ago, I'm already down to 90 kg.
Every time I felt like overeating I just forced myself to look at videos of beautiful girls while thinking about how if I lose weight I might finally be able to get a girl like that. It actually works, my desire to overeat suddenly dissipates. There are a handful of videos and I just rewatch them each time.
Just thought I'd share it, maybe it'll help someone else.
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>>35772360
Congrats dude. Keep up the good work.
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>6'1
>99kg
>fat
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When you lose the weight and don't get the girls, the other shoe is going to drop.
t. girls think I'm attractive with my shirt on, wait until they see the skin hahahhahahah THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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Pick my custom debit card 2017-03-25 04:54:59 Post No.35772176
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Pick my custom debit card
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2017-03-25 04:54:59
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Hey /r9k/ , I got a new bank and I'm allowed to get a free custom debit card. I need something subtle that'll sneak past the normies.
I'm a total unoriginal faggot. Don't let me down please.
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>>35772176
you have to use cake cat
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Use this and post results
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Use this instead.
>>35772314
They'll deny you.
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HAHAHA
women can just sexualize and leak their nudes for attention (likes/follows)
Whats the male equivalence of this?
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>>35772129
why did you delete the thread then make it again?
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>>35772129
>Whats the male equivalence of this?
Virtue signaling.
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Again, she doesn't look like a hardcore runner, just a chick who manages not to be fat.
Her thighs are even kind of flabby
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When did you realise it wasn't social anxiety and you actually just didn't like being around other people?
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>>35772115
When did you realize you're a faggot introvert and you should just do some fucking drugs and chill out you fucking gay fuck.
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>>35772277
Going overboard with the b8 again?
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>>35772115
Very recently actually and I'm 26.
It's shows at work on the rare occasion that I have to open my mouth.
Other people are the awkward ones.
Share games/art/music/poetry/writing that you've been working on
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What is that from? Are the subtitles real?
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>>35772113
i made this bogpill meme last week
>pic related
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>>35772143
Yes,
It's a kids show on netflix called home
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>people shorter than you have gfs
>people skinnier than you have gfs
>people fatter than you have gfs
>people dumber than you have gfs
>people uglier than you have gfs
>people poorer than you have gfs
>people smellier than you have gfs
>people meaner than you have gfs
>thieves, rapists, and murderers have gfs
being boring and passive is the ultimate death sentence. that's all it takes. if you're interesting and exciting, SOMEONE will find you to be attractive. someone will like your personality.
but if you're boring, timid, shy, passive, submissive, socially retarded, overly agreeable, with no hobbies or any sort of drive in your life, no one will want to associate with you ever. that's all it is.
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People less confident than you do not have gfs. You're welcome.
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Why do people on this board still want a gf when we all know how awful women really are? Its time to stop chasing the dragon like the rest of us, my dude. The no gf days are over.
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>>35772160
confidence can't come from thin air, that's the problem. you have to have a reason to be confident.
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>tfw Chad
AMA brothers, I can help you
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>>35772064
how do I stop being a virgin loser
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>>35772069
Stop spilling spaghetti and find a qt to dom
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>>35772064
>AMA
There is a train car speeding towards five people tied down on the tracks. You can save them by pulling a lever and switching the train to a different track, but there is one person tied to the other track that would be killed if you pulled the lever. Would you pull the lever, killing the one person, knowing you were directly responsible for their death, or would you watch as the car plows over the five people, knowing that your inaction caused four more deaths than were necessary?