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Hey robots who here sipping tonight?
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WHAT THE FUCK, THERE'S A PURPLE MONSTER NOW?!
Every time I see a new one, it never fails to amaze and excite me.
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>>35440580
Why do people like energy drink
That shit taste like bath soap
and is draino for your system
not in a good way
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>>35440785
I hear you. I buy this shit by the caseload purely out of habit, but I plan on dropping it. It doesn't do anything for me anymore. Maybe I'll just stick with water or something.
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DO we have an active dubtrack room anymore? r9k muscial is dead and I need a new home.
I miss just hanging and playing tunes for hours on end with a little chat between songs.
I'm not looking for a big social place like a discord, just a comfy room with a handful of people who are pretty active in the room.
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>>35440518
Bumping for new comfy home.
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>>35440518
Fuck me im lonley
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>>35440518
Bumping for dub room
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>that
>literal
>face
>when
>balding
>at
>19
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>>35440502
Balding is all hell make it stop
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Shave it all off now. tear off that band aid.
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>>35440570
No don't do it there's tons of people with mild balding that look good like Ashton Kutcher is actually balding
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Has anyone else totally given up on women and sex? Is there a sexuality for it?
Not "FUCKING WOMEN!!! WHY CAN'T I GET LAID" but having no expection to have sex again and surrendered as a sexual competitor.
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>>35440485
Asexual. You're asexual.
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>>35440495
Retarded. You're retarded.
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>>35440495
That's a misleading label, though. A "real" asexual would be someone who went through puberty without any sexual attraction involved -- if someone cannot get sex from the ones they desire, they'd still be hetero/homosexual but they'd just be a robot.
Essentially, robot is the label that's created for the real "asexuals", rather people that do not meet the standards required for sex. Giving up on obtaining it might be a way to escape the pressure placed on us to mate, but it doesn't nullify the desires that we all have deep down.
I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
GET IN HERE ROBOTS
ROBOTS ON DISCORD
https://discord.gg/kervA
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damn i look like that guy
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>>35440458
Are you pig disgusting?
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hes chinese the fuck
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>decide to lose virginity to a prostitute
>don't fap for 4 days to make sure the moment is as fantastic as it can be
>picked the most attractive prostitute out of the bunch
>takes me somwhere private and we get down to business
>finally.png
>be flaccid the entire time
>no enjoyment whatsoever
>everything feels awkward and unnatural
>trying my hardest to at least get erect
>"you have 5 mins left"
>still nothing
>what the fuck.jpeg
>decide to bail on her due to the embarrassment of the situation and me feeling bad for her trying her best to make me have a good time
>"is ok! maybe tomorrow you come back and it be better!"
Maybe I'm the cuck but honestly, prostitution is not the way bros, don't fall for the meme.
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The fact that a woman is charging you money for her pussy should reduce it's value to zero. The only people more pathetic than whores are subhuman "men" that enable them.
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>>35440444
thats why you stick to 2D
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>>35440444
Do you have an onahole anon? If not then I highly recommend it. Once I got one and realized how great it was, I kinda stopped wanting the real thing and now I don't even want a gf. 27yo kv here btw.
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Got some jazz for you /r9k/
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>>35440395
Good stuff Anon.
Orginal
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>>35440395
I found this on my computer today. Apparently I made it 2 years or so ago but I don't think I uploaded it. Some things never change
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vikFUSASJp
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>>35440395
You're way too articulate and lack genuine emotion.
IIT: Discusses whether or not a MMF threesome is gay. Under what circumstances would you do it?
My friend knows this thicccc girl who's willing to do it with him and I. If I say no they'll probably still have sex, but I don't think this girl would have sex with just me. And I REALLY wanna fuck that ass, even if its while she's blowing my friend. But then I would lose my virginity in a MMF threesome and I don't know about that. What do you guys think?
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>>35440349
Sex with 3d women is a definite no anon..Do you want herpes ?
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>>35440368
If getting to pound a fat ass and feeling it clap on my dick means I'll get herpes then definitely.
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Porn is one thing. In real life you will feel the other dude being there. I think it is at least close to bi. Would not do in real life, cause of my own personal opinions. People are free to do whatever.
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>Huh anony what's up?
>Want to come hang out with me?
What do you say, Mr Robot?
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>>35440274
What the fuck are you? Are you an anime girl flying monkey from Oz? What the fuck? Why? Why do you have wings? Please explain yourself to me.
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>>35440274
Anything for you, My beautiful winged goddess of fertility.
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>>35440274
Why does she have wings and a jewel sticking out of her head?
What is the most autistic thing you've ever done?
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Browse this website for 10+ hours every single day for the last 11 years
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>>35440265
Yeah basically this.
I guess a pretty close second would be to have pretended to a girl and had internet sex with people on MMOs
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I became friends with a 12 year old when I was 29 because I was lonely and had no friends so I just wanted someone to talk to. I moved to a poor neighborhood and she was my neighbor. She was the middle child of a large family and they were dirt poor. She tried to earn money by reselling water and that's how I got to know her.
We would talk everyday. I enjoyed her company, she was like a little sister to me. I lived there for like 3 years and she was my only friend that whole time. She was unhealthily skinny so I would buy her food and stuff so she would stay with me. She was a starving child but I'm not that selfless. She would hang out at my apartment everyday and I would play with her or help her with homework.
The day I was moving out, she was crying a lot. She didn't want me to go because she saw me as a better father than her real father. I felt like a piece of shit honestly. I gave her a ring my mom gave me and gave her my new address and told her my doors were always open for her. Then I left as she looked on crying, I hated myself. She was like 15 but I felt like a scumbag, she wasn't even family.
That was 2 years ago. When I look back on it, it was cringey how close I was with her. I always think about her but she's probably already forgotten about me. I don't know if I want to see her again, it's probably not healthy for a guy in his 30s to be so attached to a kid he's not related to.
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Any Jewish niggas down to talk shit?
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>>35440212
im a jew, but not a nigger.
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>tfw no nigger jew bf
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>>35440419
damn eric has a nice dick
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Prostate massage
>See trap threads spammed on /r9k/
>Anons talk about how good it feels to finger your "boypussy"
>They describe it in excruciating detail
>Decide to try it out
>Try it in the shower
>Feel around
>Nothing
>Try again just now
>Looked at lewd images
>Dressed in lingerie
>Use a glove in case I get shit on my hands
>Feel around
>Think I feel prostate
>It's not
>Stay like that with my finger up my butt while my leggings are pulled down to my knees
>Nothing
It's nothing. A meme. I never felt anything because there's no magical orgasm button in your ass.
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>my experience went like this
>therefore, everyone's experience must have gone like this
>it's gotta be a meme, right guys?
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>>35440206
>It's nothing. A meme. I never felt anything because there's no magical orgasm button in your ass.
you need a boy desu
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You fell for the meme, fag.
Now you are forever a-guy-who-fingered-his-butthole, the shame shall follow you for the rest of your life
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>lose fast food job and no one will hire me
>parents getting bitchy about money
>forced to post an ad on backpage and whore myself out
>get no calls because no woman wants to fuck a lanky neet
>say I'm okay with men and get a shit load of business
>every night a different 50-60 year old man having his way with me
>it's disgusting as fuck but the money is amazing
>get really good at pretending I like it and forcing myself to cum
>this goes on for about 3 months up until yesterday afternoon
>visiting a regular's house and his wife comes home early
>walks in on her husband of 30+ years face fucking a tied up lanky pale NEET
>they get into a huge argument and the bitch goes crazy smashing things around the house
>meanwhile I'm still naked, handcuffed and chained to the fucking wall
>husband gets sick of her shit and goes off at her yelling at the top of his lungs
>so loud that all the neighboring apartments can hear this shit
>some cunt calls noise control and they knock on the door
>door opens he sees me in the middle of the lounge
>stares me dead in the eyes for a good 10 seconds
>says to keep the noise down and is on his way
>they continue their argument and I'm still too fucking freaked out to ask for the key
>15 minutes or so later 2 cops show up asking why a teen boy is chained up naked in the lounge
>get a ride home in the cop car with 30 minutes of dead awkward silence
>dad ask why cops dropped me off
>tell him to go fuck himself and go to sleep
Just woke up and it still feels fucking humiliating. Just get a normal wage cuck job. Whoring yourself isn't worth it.
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>>35440183
you might have aids if he didn't wear a rubber .
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If I was a hairless skinny boy I'd definitely whore myself out. In Australia prostitutes make a killing. 200 an hour is standard for the absolute cheapest ones. One fuck a day, 5 times a week and you're earning the average wage but only working maybe a quarter as much as a standard full time employee. Ridiculous. And sucking dick, getting railed in the ass is easier than most wageslaving.
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>>35440183
sexy desu orignalip
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Does anyone else get vagina envy?
I don't think I want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms
I don't even hate females. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick
I get jealous and depressed every time I see a woman because of this. If I ever did get a gf I'd always feel inadequate and like I'm missing out on one of life's great joys. I'd kill to be able to enjoy orgasming like a female, even once. Yet they get do it any time they want for as long as they want, usually multiple times in a row.
No doubt that misogyny is rooted is men's jealousy of women and their sexual pleasure.
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>>35440180
no, I don't.
Now you have my answer can you guys stop posting this?
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>I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs
The foreskin is sort of like that. It's kind of like a male vagina.
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very nice pussy
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Kids always look at me when i'm out in public shopping and stuff
like they just stare right at me and even when i look at them they dont stop
what the fuck does it mean, it makes me so insecure i fucking hate kids hoily shit am i really that fuck ugly that a kid cant believe it
i dont get it...
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>>35440179
Where that op with a learning disability as a kid? You're probably just weird looking or maybe you had a booger hanging out of your nose.
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>>35440322
*Were you that op
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>>35440322
I don't have boogers or anything coz kids do it constantly all the time, I might be weird looking but I don't know... I know i'm not attractive but idk how I can be that ugly
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>>35440339
No that wasn't me