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Are they /our band/ ?
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>>34024696
>21 kikelets

Fuck off normie piece of shit
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>>34024696
back to tumblr and take this shitty pepe with you normiesscum
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>>34024696
This is the most garbage artist i've seen in years they're trying to be real egdy, while they're just some cliche normie band.

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What are some songs that always give you strong feels? Ill start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuq7RYQ8Wa0
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https://youtu.be/TTAU7lLDZYU
loved this album
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>>34024713
Radiohead is amazing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3b1Mv5-WzQ

i don't think many people know this, enjoy.

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Reminder that this place has gone massively downhill since you brutes drove Eggy away
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>>34024679
Is he going through gender re-assignment?
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>>34024679

Are you fucking kidding me? There are /soc/ and /lbgt/ scum everywhere! Eggman was barely noticeable if he still remained.

I got fucking exiled to /pol/! This board is no longer what it used to be.
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Where the hell is the stream???
It's already past 6 o'clock
I've been looking forward to it all day

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>mention to mom if you had a home gym you wouldn't need to keep asking her for rides to the gym and you would actually be able to go more than once a month because it would be available 24/7
>she says "Maybe I can help" and a few hours later hands you a piece of paper showing that she's had a bank account set up for you for years with $1000 in it for a situation like this
I'm in tears bros. She's been putting money into this account little by little ever since I became a NEET 4 years ago and because of her I might actually just be able to fix some of my insecurities.
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>>34024624
Be a good boy and suck her dick tonight. You know she deserves it.
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>>34024624
You only need a power tower. That is 200 bucks. Maybe an exercise bike. That's a other 200 bucks. Do not throw away the whole 1000.
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Why would you want to go to the gym? Do you plan on getting a woman? Have you not learnt anything?

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So my fucking face is unable to be cleared up no matter what I fucking do. Drink more water at restaurants, wash my face twice a day, and use creams to reduce it. But I'm always getting acne no matter what I do! I decided to start Accutane this week and wondering the side effects and when I should expect results. I know about the monthly blood tests but that's about it.... So help?

I'm just tired of not being able to have a clear face no matter what I do. I hope this shit works.
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>>34024549
I was on accutane for about 3-4 months. Got nosebleeds (a lot), chapped lips, but it was fucking worth it. I had severe cystic acne due to stress + hormones (and probably poor diet), and I haven't had it at all since then.

also I did the bare fucking minimum w/r/t/ my dermatologist and never went in for the blood tests since I was (and still am) extremely vain, not telling her about the side effects I was experiencing

>tl;dr: try it out for 4 months if you've exhausted all other options, just werk'd for me
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>>34024549
You could transition into a cute girl and get rid of acne that way.
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>>34024549
I was on it in HS, got chapped lips so bad I have a faint scar on one lip. Invisible unless I pull my lips very tight but I can feel it. Don't know if it's noticeable while kissing because I've never kissed anyone.

Might've fucked my liver a bit too, I'm kind of a lightweight with alcohol despite being a pretty big guy.

Worth it in my opinion, acne is awful and acne scars will fuck you socially almost your entire life.

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Desktop background thread
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My background desktop :P
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>>34024504
Mine is absolute shit.
Fresh Lubuntu install with minor theming.
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recently got my gurl up and running, had to borrow old monitor from friend, needed to use vga to dvi-a

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>be me
>slow internet
>like 1mbs
>shared between me and my brother and dad
>bro is kind of cool but downloads so much porn
>like saw him running 20 torrents at once
>has no concept this makes the internet slow or just doesnt care because porn addiction
>this is killing my internet so i throttle him with net limiter and stick it in his windows folder so he never finds out
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>have an idea
>slow the fuck out of my dads internet
>make it wildly inconsistant
>he upgrades to 60mbs
>make it slightly better but still limit it
>explain router isnt able to keep up (it was)
>gets new gigabyte gaming router shit
>with qos and everything
>tell him might as well use the 200mbs since it will keep up and its only a little more (i bullshited so hard here)
>gets 200mbs
>cap family at 8mbs
>all that mbs
>all mine
>all for free
>im going to hell
feelsgoodman
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Lol good read OP

How much did it cost u to buy the gaming router?
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sending this to your father right now you piece of shit
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>gmaing router

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How many of you guys dropped out of college?

I'm in my 5th year and I'm still a junior. I was in community college for a while, but then got into a good 4 year school. I did part time for a while and I dropped/failed a few classes, which is why I am so late.

I found out that I will have to retake a class because I made a C- in the class, so I won't be able to take the second part of the course. I'm taking only 2 classes this semester and working at a shitty restaurant. I want to just drop out and find a office job, but I'm afraid it will just make my life much worse.
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>>34024447
Recently started, course was shit, gonna drop out or sit by for another year studying for entrance exams. I feel like if I drop out, I'll end up working minimum wage, 8 hours a day, and that will end me.

If I stay in, it's another term of having to deal with bullshit college culture and trying to get by in another course.
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I literally dropped out of local college yesterday. I couldn't pick a major and decided blue collar work is fine for me.
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Went to university for a total of five years. Hated every single second. Am now a worthless NEET nohoper. Robots will go through university friendless and without any real idea what they're doing there.

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>Daddy, who's Jack? And why do you always talk about offing him?
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>>34024432
It's CHAD, not Jack, you fucking retarded slut. Goddamn future roastie can't leave me to my futanari porn for a second.

*Punts you across the room*
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>>34024432
Who makes these threads and to what end?
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You'll understand some day, sweetie. Now go back to your room and let daddy polish off this bottle of Jack.

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Hello old friends

Give me any topic and i'll write a poem on it.

Pic unrelated
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Alright, then. Write a poem on staying up to ungodly hours staring at a screen and wondering where the fuck everything went wrong.

I'm going to sleep. Favoriting this shit so I can check it after this is archived, knock yourself out.
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Me next please op

Do it on space exploration
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>>34024605

It's 4am, I press F5
The laptop fan it whirrs alive
Me? I only just survive
While staring at the screen

"The strangest pictures I have seen"
Filthy, twisted and the clean
My brain and eyes they do demean
But I guess it's my fate

To stay up so damn bloody late
and watch it all just dissapate
Leaving me to contemplate
Where it all went wrong.

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She's right. White men don't deserve to breed.

https://smutr.com/v/4329/
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People fap to this?
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>>34024401
>all those comments taking a fetish video seriously
fucking autistics lmao
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>>34024401
>white countries vs non-white countries
At the end of the day, it's quite clear who's really the masterrace. Regardless of rebellious whores trying to get back at daddy by ruining his bloodline.

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Going to try and integrate into normieville. Goodbye friends
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>>34024381
You need to actually be interesting to get any followers, sorry man.
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>>34024381
>have an instagram
>don't use it

I don't have a life or more than one (1) friend, so what am I going to post or take pictures of?

>>34024410
beat me to it
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Social media is an expansion pack for real life.

If your "base game" sucks then by extension the expansion will suck as well.

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Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm a girl who has been raped (I'm a guy IRL).

I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught.

Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal.

I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapist's imaginary cum out of my asshole and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone.

Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.
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>>34024370
God save us and sage this fuck
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I want to reply to This high effort thread, bit, alas, it is archived
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>>34024370
>tfw you have to clean up icky icky semen
life is really cruel for girls

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>browsing r9k
>this shitty forced meme is all over the place
What the fuck is this r9k?
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is that simon?
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>>34024360
Every meme starts out forced. This will be the end of pepe, it was gay anyways with wojak
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>>34024360
lenny was a forced meme, now it's normie-tier.

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>tfw clingy gf

there is no better feel
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>>34024198
Give it 4 months
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Starting to get real tired of you normies.GET OUT
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>>34024211
it's been 6 already

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