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why are literally ALL women objectively terrible selfish unempathetic people?
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>>38428541
For most of our existence as a species we were savages who killed each other and conquered the females of other tribes. Men knew it's kill or die but women quickly realized they just need to open their legs and everything would go on as usual. So qualities like loyalty or empathy became a problem for them and with time they evolved to not have them at all.
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>>38428541
Except not all of them are.

You're exactly like those Tumblr girls that claim all men are war-waging, child-killing rapists
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>>38428619
KEK THIS! Close the thread OP. This is why MGTOW dont hate women, its just in their nature to love only what a man can do for her and now the man himself.

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Post your favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc
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>>38428595
I used to walk to school listening to this.
It felt great walking through the halls listening to it, too, nobody knowing.
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>>38428531
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Phbp4ghpC6c

C o m f y
as fuck

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Name a better archetype
(pro tip you can't)
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My nigga Sylvans, gtfo normie gravekeepers
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>>38428496
I want to troll all this normie deck with burn/stall deck.
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>>3842849
Beating this with PePe would feel pretty good desu

Guys I'm at work right Now in an office, literally nothing to do and the boss or who ever is sitting across of me.

The fug am I supposed to do, I've been playing on my phone for the past 4 hours non stop.

Is this normal for an office job? I'm scared of getting fired but I wasn't given any task since the start of the week, yesterday my phone almost ran out of battery from how much I used it.
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Have you tried talking to your boss about it? It's not normal for people to be paid for no reason, so make very sure there isn't something you're meant to be doing
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Ask for a new task you faggot, what kind of loser finishes something and presumes others will tell them what to do next. Take some iniaitive boy.
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>>38428494
I did ask my supervisor yesterday (he's absent today) and he told me to have patience

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Your dick will never feel this.

Ever.

Period.
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>>38428448
Pretty sure I could hire prostitutes to do it.
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>>38428448
Good, that looks fucking disgusting.
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>>38428448
Sauce?
478995258

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>normies are doing a social challenge/taking a selfie and youre in the camera's view
>"yo anon, could you move out of the way? were trying to do x"

what do you do? sit there like a bitter REEEEing outcast, or walk away like a beta cuck?
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ls there a way to win this?
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>>38428435
"sorry dude"
walk away
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>>38429654
This
Is it really a beta thing to not be in another persons photo if they're trying to get a shot of something? I'd ask the same if I was in their position

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Today I got fired. Again.

I'm getting so tired of not being able to hold down a job for longer than a couple of months, followed by a long time of depression, anger and self-esteem issues that don't seem to go away. I just can't do this anymore. I didn't even felt any sort of emotion any more when they told me today, I just wanted to go away. I will have to tell my parents for the 5th time this year I got fired, they used to be proud of me but all that remains is dissapointment in their voices.

I'll just get called out for being a schlomo cuck for even trying, but I just need to get this off my chest.

Fired feels thread I guess.
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>>38428425
D-did you try giving your boss a handshake?
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>>38428450

I did. I did everything I possibly could to keep the job, went full social and participated in every social activity they threw at me while maintaining production, but I just did not fit in well enough.
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>>38428480
What job is it? Perhaps you might consider shifting to a slightly different field?

Also did they give a reason for why they fired you?

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Is it ok for a robot to get indoor tanning?
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>>38428416
It's not ok for anyone - why would you do this?

Do you want skin cancer? Is that your goal?
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>>38428416
>tanning ever in any way shape or form

enjoy your skin cancer and aging like absolute shit
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>>38428421
No. I wanna be tanned. Don't like pale skin.

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What is the absolute worst thing someone can commit but still be able to redeem themselves over?
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Saying traps are less gay than men
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>>38428354
it depends on who you ask
but for me, probably theft.
anything that is not physical, ergo some sort of "thought crime" or opinion i strongly disagree with, could be redeemed, at least in my eyes, by simply changing that opinion/beleif. so nothing in that catagory would go in an answer to this question, at least for me personally.
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>>38428354
Rape and murder. At least I hope so.

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well I Got a Girls number
>walking on my own
>walk in the park
>see 10? year old boy
>how you going mate, he says kindly
>Life is fucking shit
>boy walks off
>his mom shows up and asks if im ok
>y-yeah fine
>tears in my eyes
>she gives me her number to call her to talk anytime
>She says some other nice things to me then walks away
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Are you gonna call her? Was she pretty?
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>>38428395
she was fairly cute but middle age and im too scared to call
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>>38428411
Do it man, you got nothing to lose. Maybe a pity handjob is in your future. I had this old lady give me her home phone number when I was riding the bus once, I guess she thought I didn't have good parents or something. If she was like in her 30s or not a beaner, I might've kept talking to her, dumped some emotional baggage. Sounds bad, but I guess that's the invitation they're giving when they reach out to you, idk what else they'd expect.

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it's just a plant it just makes no sense that they can put me in jail when it's just a plant it's just a plant and they put my justplanet on the just schedule 1 over all the the other planets it's my plant and muh plant muh plant mu plant muh muh plant just a plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant it's muh just a plant muh plant muh plant plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's muh just a plant
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Rape is just sex. Nonetheless, still vile and any individual who has committed it or plans to needs a bullet to the back of the head.
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>Shilling shit product here
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>>38428282
seems to have triggered you pretty hard. do you want to talk about what happened?

ok so girl has crush on me
flirts whenever she sees me in school
I didn't do shit because autism
don't really flirt back because dont know how
she asks friends if i'm gay
don't get to see her around much
what do?????
fuck autism
probably fucking lost interest by now
this happened several times already
the chance to get gf seems so near yet so far
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>>38428250
Holy shit retard if you're so fucking self aware of your autism just ask her out, I don't even care if you're underage just fucking do it jesus what is literally the worst thing that could happen? God you anxiety fags are fucking retarded.
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>>38428361
He's not autistic, just dumb
Ask her to go out OP
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>>38428250
reminder that this is what the majority of /r9k/ posters is. awkward underage faggots who have not even graduated high school yet.
You share the board with retarded underages, these are the people who make the majority of the threads here.

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I', transfemme enby (kinda genderflux between agender and enby girl? I dunno my genderfeels are complicated).
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fucking tranny
Leave
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>>38428193
Fuck off back to tumblr
Nonbinary and other trends are just made up so that normies can feel special
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/here/

what kind of fucken retard doesn't use base 10?

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I find this form of discrimination absolutely disgusting. Moot forces anyone who isn't a 4chan Pass nigger to out themselves as not a robot. Fuck you, you shecklefucking jewnigger
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I thought you people didn't like folks who play the victims tho.
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sometimes i have to do the captcha shit like 6 times in a row. i think someone doesn't want me to post
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>>38428184
>being such a jew that you won't spend $20

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So I finally got myself a bank account and applied for government provided autismbux program. Today I checked my account and I have money. What the fuck am I supposed to do with all this money? I live with my mother and I don't have any bills etc.

What does a robot do with autismbux? Where do you spend your money? I'm not planning to go crazy with this money, after all it's government money and I don't want to risk my position by buying stupid shit.
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>>38428172
You make it sound so easy to get bux, where do you live? Good for you
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>>38428172
You could give a chunk of it to your mom to cover your expenses.
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>>38429031
That is a good idea. I have already talked with her about that, and she said I don't need to pay her "rent" or anything like that. I can at least buy my own clothes and candy now without having to bother her.


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