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Do you think pepe should replace yotsuba as 4chan's official mascot?
also pepe thread post your rarest pepe's
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no because reddit already stole pepe
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>>37586650
4chan made pepe popular before Reddit even knew who he was
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Pepe is a fucking faggot redditor fuck him

If you had a Cafe what would it be like?
music / design / what you would sell / aesthetic / architecture etc.
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It would be a dream come true, anon.
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bump

also id love it
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it would be a fucking hipster place..

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How is being with a neet like? Ive always wondered but I could never talk to one long enough without them sperging out and ghosting me. Honestly I just want someone to talk to.
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>>37586513
>How is being with a neet like?
Generally you're seen as incompetent, so people will go out of their way to make sure you stay that way. That way they have something to laugh about when they're talking to someone else about you.
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>>37586543
Only thing I've ever experienced is people showing disappointment and secondhand embarrassment
Mockery seems like something only a huge dick would do in that situation
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>>37586513
idk about others but i want to escape my neetdom every day, i just dont know how

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>"thanks for agreeing to help me preform this ritual anon...you know it's not easy to find the blood of a virgin these days!"
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>>37586511
Bump dump gump lump stump pump
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>>37586511
Fugg off man
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>>37586511
the pIeasure is all mine

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Do you own anything even remotely gay?
>i.e. buttplug, gay anime clothes, etc
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>>37586330

A shameful number of Rihanna songs on my Iphone.
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>>37586330
don't push your homosexuality here there ae boards for that
i don't even own a smartphone tbqh
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>>37586330
I own a dildo...I-I havent done anything with it.

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>finally get a virgin bf
>he literally doesn't know what to do, keeps missing the hole and apologizing
>end up being on top while he's just lying all sweaty and panicky

How do I tell him to get his shit together without hurting his feelings too much?
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Let him practice fucking you then? God you roasties are fucking stupid.
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>>37586222
This jesus christ
>get virgin bf
>woah he doesn't know how to fuck xD
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>>37586222
It's not about sex, it's about him acting like a pussy.
Although you have a point, maybe sex will raise his self-esteem somehow.

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>you undress her
>she has an ugly pussy

is this the worst feel ever?
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>>37585850
>you undress in front of her
>you have a small dick

is this the worst feel ever?
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For anyone wondering, yes this is a bait thread
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>>37585860
Yes.
>you undress her
>she has a dick longer than yours

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Anyone else cutting themselves and drinking their own blood daily?

Also,
>where do you guys cut
>what do you use
>did anyone ever see the scars
>why do you do it
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>>37585817
fellow edgelord reporting in
arms legs

literally disassembled pencil sharpeners or shaving razors

yeah people have pointed them out, I just blame it on gardening because most of the people I talk to know I like to garden

usually when I get overwhelmed with emotions
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>>37585817
only depressed teenagers do that man...look at this little girl here>>37586160
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>>37585817
what does blood taste like? also is it addictive so that is why you take it every day

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What are some robot9001 compatible jobs?
No trolling please.
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night security gets shilled for here a lot, but pretty much anything with a graveyard shift. dead end wage slave jobs like being a waiter or grocery bagger is pretty realistic too
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>>37585811
This is "my" list: security guard (night shift only), janitor, programmer, researcher (research may not be about/with humans), engineer, technician, data entry. However, THIS is the best "job": NEETGOD.
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>>37585811
Military anything medical or computers in Air Force
Security guard at Zoo
stock cuck in factory
IT at home
Hospital as Janitor
School as Janitor
File clerk
Grindr for side cash

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I enjoy staring at photos of naked women on the internet
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>>37585419
woah me too. We have so much in common.
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>>37585455
>>37585419
You guys should meet up and date
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>I mean so do I

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are there any robots left here, where do all the robots go other than wizchan?
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>>37585338
>where do all the robots go other than wizchan?

6 feet under.
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>>37585338
What is a robot really?

I honestly cannot understand the demographics of this place.

The massive amount of mentally ill homosexuals and sexual abuse victims really does confuse me,
and even more their ages. There are lots of immature people, 99% teenagers all over the place,
and then all of a sudden you get lots of actually old (ie mid 20s+) people appearing in some threads.
I don't know what this shithole really is, I just wish I leave and never come back one day.
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>>37587198
you are part of the problem anon

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why does it make me say im normie scum
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>>37585306
>he STILL doesn't use legacy captcha
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>>37585353
how familia

I am low IQ I apologize
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>>37585306
It's fun to pretend.
erog

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>mummy discovered the secret sperm sequence
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>>37585238
Well, I guess it wasn't very secret, now was it?
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>>37585238
Father found the fellatio formula
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>mom managed to meet the masturbation matrix

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>tfw all the qt Slytherin girls want the Chad Gryffindors
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>>37585171
Ron was a nu-male and bagged Hermione. Potter a manlet and did well for himself. OP btfo
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Fucking stuck up griffin girls, Hufflepuffs are dumbass blondes, but they're fun at least
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>>37585171
Just find yourself a loving dragoness/gryphoness to fug
The snu snu is better than any griffindor stacy will give you

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Robots fellas are required to SPREAD THE VOID

http://pixelcanvas.io/@-58,73

And for fuck sake, don't divide the task: don't try to whipe out mlp shit or to build swastika.

FOCUS ON THE VOID.
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I'm either bored or autistic,most likely both but I find this fun
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bump orginolioo commentio
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what is the end goal?


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