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>>37586513
>How is being with a neet like?
Generally you're seen as incompetent, so people will go out of their way to make sure you stay that way. That way they have something to laugh about when they're talking to someone else about you.

>>37586543
Only thing I've ever experienced is people showing disappointment and secondhand embarrassment
Mockery seems like something only a huge dick would do in that situation

>>37586513
idk about others but i want to escape my neetdom every day, i just dont know how

>>37586511
Bump dump gump lump stump pump

>>37586511
Fugg off man

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>>37586511
the pIeasure is all mine

>>37586330

A shameful number of Rihanna songs on my Iphone.

>>37586330
don't push your homosexuality here there ae boards for that
i don't even own a smartphone tbqh

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>>37586330
I own a dildo...I-I havent done anything with it.

Let him practice fucking you then? God you roasties are fucking stupid.

>>37586222
This jesus christ
>get virgin bf
>woah he doesn't know how to fuck xD

>>37586222
It's not about sex, it's about him acting like a pussy.
Although you have a point, maybe sex will raise his self-esteem somehow.

>>37585850
>you undress in front of her
>you have a small dick

is this the worst feel ever?

For anyone wondering, yes this is a bait thread

>>37585860
Yes.
>you undress her
>she has a dick longer than yours

>>37585817
fellow edgelord reporting in
arms legs

literally disassembled pencil sharpeners or shaving razors

yeah people have pointed them out, I just blame it on gardening because most of the people I talk to know I like to garden

usually when I get overwhelmed with emotions

>>37585817
only depressed teenagers do that man...look at this little girl here>>37586160

>>37585817
what does blood taste like? also is it addictive so that is why you take it every day

night security gets shilled for here a lot, but pretty much anything with a graveyard shift. dead end wage slave jobs like being a waiter or grocery bagger is pretty realistic too

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>>37585811
This is "my" list: security guard (night shift only), janitor, programmer, researcher (research may not be about/with humans), engineer, technician, data entry. However, THIS is the best "job": NEETGOD.

>>37585811
Military anything medical or computers in Air Force
Security guard at Zoo
stock cuck in factory
IT at home
Hospital as Janitor
School as Janitor
File clerk
Grindr for side cash

>>37585419
woah me too. We have so much in common.

>>37585455
>>37585419
You guys should meet up and date

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>I mean so do I

>>37585338
>where do all the robots go other than wizchan?

6 feet under.

>>37585338
What is a robot really?

I honestly cannot understand the demographics of this place.

The massive amount of mentally ill homosexuals and sexual abuse victims really does confuse me,
and even more their ages. There are lots of immature people, 99% teenagers all over the place,
and then all of a sudden you get lots of actually old (ie mid 20s+) people appearing in some threads.
I don't know what this shithole really is, I just wish I leave and never come back one day.

>>37587198
you are part of the problem anon

>>37585306
>he STILL doesn't use legacy captcha

>>37585353
how familia

I am low IQ I apologize

>>37585306
It's fun to pretend.
erog

>>37585238
Well, I guess it wasn't very secret, now was it?

>>37585238
Father found the fellatio formula

>mom managed to meet the masturbation matrix

>>37585171
Ron was a nu-male and bagged Hermione. Potter a manlet and did well for himself. OP btfo

Fucking stuck up griffin girls, Hufflepuffs are dumbass blondes, but they're fun at least

>>37585171
Just find yourself a loving dragoness/gryphoness to fug
The snu snu is better than any griffindor stacy will give you

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I'm either bored or autistic,most likely both but I find this fun

bump orginolioo commentio

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what is the end goal?

Never bruh, we'll all make it.

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>>37584975
What happened?

originalioni

>>37584975
When I stopped attending regular highschool halfway through senior year and switched to an online school

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>>37584703
Serval Chan

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>>37584785
Fufu, anon let's be serious here

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>>37584703
what was that?
orgin