What are you smoking right now?
What is your favorite brand?
>current year
>still hasn't picked up the most red pilled habit
pic related, mine
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is smokibg a few cigs a day gonna fuck me up? i know guys who've smoked three packs a day for like 60 years but has cancer now lol
if i smoke on an empty stomach it can make me feel a little nausia, if i had to smoke a whole pack at once id probably puke after 4, am i a pussy?
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>>34637453
Do it at your pace.
Smoking like 1 pack a day is terrible, but some cigs a day is ok, just dont overdo it
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>>34637453
all the cancer studies are for pack a day or more smokers. The effect of a few cigarettes a day on your body is understudied.
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>tfw want to feel a cock inside my virgin pussy I'm tired of masturbating
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give your email bb i will fuck anything.
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>>34637199
DO NOT GIVE CUNTS ATTENTION
DO
NOT
GIVE
CUNTS
ATTENTION
DO NOT GIVE CUNTS ATTENTION
Save/r9k/
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>>34637199
Ayyy girl you want a BBC inside of you?
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>live in a city with 8 million people
>still find it hard to meet people
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>>34637179
Cities are jewish regression centers
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what are you doing to meet people?
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>>34637179
>live in small, Midwestern town
>everybody is either old or a nugget
You have it easy m8
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If you guys are so lonely and desperate why don't you just find yourself a Orc bf?
>easily impressed open to new relationships
>doesn't care about aesthetics and looks like humans do
>fiercely loyal and loving
>very protective, wouldn't be caught dead not providing for his partner
>not the brightest but his short comings are endearing and he learns from his mistakes
>very good with nature, has a great sense of direction
>naturally akin to magic
>will secretly fall in love with you like a puppy dose with his master, bit will act all tough and tsundere about it
>always DTF
>will hold you close to his body you keep you warm throughout the winter nights
>will teach you to stand up for yourself and be a man
Why are you all not out chasing down that dream Orc?
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>>34637073
you posted this shite again? was it no replies in the last thread?
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>>34637105
Difrent time, most of the leafs and burgers were asleep.
Also why the fuck dont I see these compaints on the millions of trap threads.
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>>34637073
I'm not into orcs.
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Recommend me a movie.
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>>34637058
A Goofy Movie
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A Movie Goofy
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>>34637058
WhipIash
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Listen up, all you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
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Loneliness has filled me my whole life...
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HELLO MR FBI MAN
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>>34637034
https://youtu.be/1Bix44C1EzY
>orgasm
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Okie doke
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Hey Bar, you coming to my Presidential Dinner?
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>>34637125
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>tfw can't love her back
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>>34636915
Used to be infatuated with someone like that. I'm going to assume that you just can't love in general.
Please, please. Even if you can't love her. Just... be there. Say that you can't but make an effort. Let the affection flow through you. Because you'll be sad if it ends.
You don't have to feel love to be loved. Some people need to love someone else to carry on with their lives. Don't ruin it. Please.
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>>34636915
Why can't you? Everyone can be loved.
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I love them for themselves.
When people are incapable of love, I love them for who they are. I love them whole.
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Why are /jp/ mods so shit?
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>>34636910
Because the board has literally no purpose, yet they're trying to pretend that it does.
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>>34636910
>Why are /jp/ mods so shit?
I don't know who gave the order to enforce the "No fun" rule so heavily, if it was moot or whatever, but I really wish they didn't honestly
when your moderation actions result in dozens of splinter communities maybe you shoud step back and realize, you know, are we doing the right thing?
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>post light-hearted joke
>get banned for "instigating a flame war"
used to be a much better board, dunno what happened
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ITT: not so common but also not obscure feels. I'll start:
>tfw you overhear a conversation between two strangers about a subject you're an expert in and are burning with desire to join in yet are too afraid to look like a complete psycho
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why would you "burn with desire to join in"? are you some kind of normie that requires attention and validation from other normies?
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>>34637094
Robots enjoy talking about subjects they are knowledgeable about because we always run out of things to say.
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>tfw joined in on the conversation anyway
>they change topics
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Does anyone else unironically pray every night that God will kill them? I do, but I don't have much hope that it will workbecause I'm an atheist.
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https://youtu.be/x7d55pVHCyU?t=38m14s
wait for the guy before winona lol
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>>34637139
>tfw nobody else is praying for your death
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l don't think he's gonna do it, pham.
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How do I make comfy design? (webdev here)
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>>34636839
>Teletext
>nostalgia
Thanks anon.
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>>34637332
We still got that in my country
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For me, websites that dont do "mobile first" make me hella comfy.
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Ask Normie whatever the fuck you want about life: the won't leave you alone again edition... Sorry can reply from mobile Internet because "your countries ISP has been banned" on att
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>>34636775
nobody cares normalfag
orangutan
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No normal person would have a picture like that saved on their hard drive. Lies. Complete lies.
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>>34636775
>Sorry can reply from mobile Internet because "your countries ISP has been banned" on att
Evading a ban is against the rules.
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You know that very disappointed father or mother you have?
You now switch into their position, how do you feel to have a child that never succeeds?
What do you do?
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I think about the other 5 kids that I had and realize that maybe it's alright to have a few failures
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>>34636695
I probably kill myself for fucking up the most important job I have.
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>>34636695
I wouldn't know what that's like, both my parents love me and are very proud of me.
Anybody done nofap? I'm thinking of attempting it. I don't think it gives you superpowers or attracts women like some people believe, but I've been jerking it 2-4x daily for so long that I have never had a wet dream. I think abstaining for a while might be good for me.
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Try it. No it will not give you superpowers or help you attract women, but it will still be good for you to clear your mind and take a break from jerking it 2-4x daily. At least in my experience, you will probably have a wet dream after 7-10 days of nofap.
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>>34636751
What are wet dreams like? Do you wake up from it?
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>>34636671
This a good mindset for nofap
The losers who think nofap will make them alpha and attractive to women are the same guys who "relapse" every week. Nofap is a test of endurance and nothing more. It's meant to prove that you are in control of your desires, and not the other way around.
If you feel an inclination to stop watching porn and stop masturbating, then do it.