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>been sending off around 50 job applications over the past week
>have a cut and past text + cv i use for every one
>sending off yet another one five minutes ago
>realize first sentence has a spelling mistake in it
That's it, i've wasted a whole fucking week down the toilet. And i thought my applications where just getting buried
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>where

Like pottery
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>>38215901
FUCK YOU I'VE HAD A REALLY SHITTY DAY!!!
Also
>*paste
Haha just end me
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>>38215985
Eh don't be fag. I'm sure you'll get a call back regardless

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So my gf and I opened up our relationship. Now I don't really care about meeting new girls unless it's for the purpose of having a threesome, but my gf made me make an OKC profile, so I did about a week ago. I haven't really messaged anybody, but I've gotten 25 likes and 2 messages. My gf on the other hand has gotten 2000+ likes and 100 messages everyday. Granted, most of the messages are just lame compliments or simply "hey", but good Lord, it's no wonder online dating is so hard for the average guy. How are you supposed to be noticed in the crowd? Is this what it's like for all girls?
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nbody gives a fuck you have no worth if you're on OkCupid
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>open relationship
HAHAHAJHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAGGAGGHHHHAHAHAHAJHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAGGAGGHHHHAHAHAHAJHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAGGAGGHHHHAHAHAHAJHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAGGAGGHHHHAHAHAHAJHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAGGAGGHHHHAHAHAHAJHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAGGAGGHHHHA
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>>38215844
There are some ugly-ass motherfuckers on okc, mein gott

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I hit a deer with my car today. Fucker.
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>>38215747
That usually totals your car. I call bullshit.
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>>38215791
I didn't hit him too hard. I slowed down, and I only slammed into the back half of him. He didn't even die, he was able to run off. But it felt good.
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>>38215809
What the fuck is your problem? Deer are defenseless animals.

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What was her name?

You can post stories too if you want.

Sabrina.
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>>38215719
i think this girl is me but my name is anasabrina
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>>38215748
That's a pretty good name, Anasabrina
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Lyndsey. I'm partially consumed by hate, partially by regret. Worst decision I've ever made was going out with her.

>ywn be a teenager in the 80's America
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Yep, it was pretty cool, I have to say.
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>>38216155
yeah but 4chan didnt exist in the 80s
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>>38215707
No one had shot any school up back then so it was all less restricted and shit.

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Robots I am shaking and my head is spinning!

I found an old USB drive I had lost with 442 bitcoins from the early days of bitcoin when I was a hobby but gave up due to boredom.

I'm going to invest this and live off interest. What else should I invest in particular?

Also I would like to help out a few of my r9k brothers. Because I know what it is like and how tough it is. But no coins for NEETS, I at least fought my entire life.

So post your wallet addresses and a believable story and I'll help you out.
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Another faggot with a lost bitcoin wallet.
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>OP is giving away bitcoins to non-NEETs AGAIN but you're still NEET
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This pasta isn't funny. Don't take the bait guys.

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Let's get a rage thread going to vent ur frustrations. Let it all out
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>I hate this generation because my actions have consequences
lel
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>>38215694
The fact that I even had to ask myself if that was bait is sickening. Fuck normies and fuck my shitty fucking ex for dumping me for another guy and not owning up to it. Trust me fellow robots, relationships aren't worth it unless it's with a cute boy.
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Another to feed the fire

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TRIGGER WARNING:

From what I can tell Godwinson is an altright Anglo who has transcended to become a mouthpiece for motivating NEETs to be better people. He's only small at the moment but the content he puts out is very high quality.

He's pretty much an expert on the NEET condition and the factors that cause a lolcow to come about.

Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

An example of his analytical work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXHxlMdfCE

His various calls to action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv1rkhhNZu4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABwQTqiEnuY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Ark_Gb24M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgot5dRzQU8
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Let me guess, your godwinson
>alt right
No such thing.
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Another "make white babies" life cuck

*yawn
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Holy shit I feel slighly bad about my own NEETness now.

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*freeze frame*

yep, thats me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation. well then, let's start from the beginning.

*tape rewinds*
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It all really started after that infamous birthday party at the Chuck E Cheez in downtown Tokyo. Her name was Miyagisumi (or Yagi to her friends) and she, the "IT" girl at the high school, was turning 16.

Her father, the local Yakuza boss, spared no expense for the party and we all were invited. Except for the autismo, Clarence. Looking back on it, that was what started it all.
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But then it REALLY went downhill when I realized the pantsu vending machines were empty
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Now, about halfway through the party, right before the cake, Clarence walks in. He's got those wild eyes again, so I knew he was coked up to the gills and not only that but (I shit you not) dressed in full-on real-deal ninja garb, complete with weapons!

He is furious to be not invited and then demands the debt of honor to be repaid. In blood.

A silence fills the room and Yagi's bodyguards step forward.

"Oh shit", I'm thinking to myself, "Those poor bodyguards to NOT know what a big barrel of shit they just stepped into!"

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>hey, i'm Stacy, and you are?
>M-Marc
>OH HI MARK XDDDDDDDDD
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>hey, i'm Stacy, and you are?
>M-Marc
>OH HI MARK XDDDDDDDDD

what's wrong with this?
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>>38215623
i did naaawt hit her....
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>>38215665
I did nawwwt..

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Hey lads. Come join us for a chat. All types welcome
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1st for snakeoil a thot
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HIDE THOT THREADS

IGNORE THOT POSTS

DO NOT REPLY TO THOT POSTERS

This server belongs to a confirmed thot so if they ask you to join their server, turn down the invite. this person is a THOT, a 100% real T-H-O-T so stay clear or catch the thot touch!
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I can confirm that the owner is 100% a thot. I tried to punch Snakeoil one time and she ducked and sucked my dick.

100% unadulterated T-H-O-T

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That one compliment that you received ages ago you still cling to and helps stave of suicide for a bit longer.

>Sister a legitimate Stacey
>Has a ton of hot friends
>Invites her 9/10 tall blonde friend round to our new house
>I pass her as she walks in and say hi
>As I close the door behind me I hear 'Since when was your brother so hot?!
>I have been riding this high for about 2 and a half years
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>>38215509
some anon said my OC was good about a a week ago. still riding that high
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>>38215509
hahahahahahahahahahaha this post is so laughable and cute
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>every guy wanting to introduce me to his parents

>telling me i'm the girl his parents dreamed of / would love etc etc i could go on and write a novel about these things but i'm good :)

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Any of you anons had plastic Surgery? I am considering it.
> what was it like?
> do you regret it?
> what are good ways to save for plastic surgery?
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>>38215435
This guy barely looks any different
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>>38215500
Well he is an actor so he was probably hot to begin with.
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>>38215435
that particular surgery costs 20,000

fml senpai

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Anyone else ugly as sin?
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M-me...it sucks i wish i wasnt so fugly then maybe a qt trap would notice me
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>>38215354
>Anyone else ugly as sin?
3/10 here.
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Ugly irl but I look okay in photos

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>Hold right there Anon! You thought you could get away from us, huh? haha just kidding bro
>Anyway we're off to beach to light up some BBQ, wanna come with us bro?
>Oh come on dude, it'll be fun, we can go for a swim later
what do r9k
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>>38215321
ay hol up white boi wut u sayin' say it to my face little white pussy boi bitch faggot i will fuck u up bitch
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>>38215321
something is really off putting about their hips, like they've been cut out or something
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Where do you even find these pictures? I once wanted to make a thread like this, but only found muscle worship stuff on google images

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