>tfw gf has fleas
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>>36157374
Imagine trying to kiss that dog on the lips and having it bite you in the face with that one long tooth going into an eyeball.
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>>36157491
This
Dogs can't be robots they're too social
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I'm a fembot that went through a transformation. I learned how to do makeup, lost weight, bought hoe clothing, went to the gym and now I look like a normie. I went to a party a few hours ago and I felt like a fraud and awkward and ended up walking back to my dorm. I get attention from guys, even Chad, but I just don't know how to act. What do? I never really had friends or have been around normies like that so :/
Pic unrelated.
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>>36157327
Buy a gun and join the NRA.
If you're going to be normie, it's better to be ab-normie.
Or maybe you can stop pretending to be a basic bitch and find out what your real interests are. Being attractive is good no matter what hobbies you take up
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>>36157327
You jumped right into the deep end. You'd do better to take your normie act to more casual situations where you can befriend others and learn their ways.
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>>36157327
so is this the daily thread were we all just play along that OP is a woman and further shit up the board by allowing these shitty threads to get 100+ replies?
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Do you feel connected to other people?
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Are there people in your life that you believe genuinely understand you?
Do you see people on the street and instinctively know that they have thoughts and feelings just like you?
Or do you feel like you're trapped in your own mind?
Do you feel you lack the tools necessary to communicate who you are beyond the surface?
I'm coming to realize that I've pursued an understanding of language because I need some way to express myself that isn't buried in subtleties like facial expressions or body language.
But the more I learn about language, the more I learn how worthless it is in connecting with people on a deeper level.
Do you understand me?
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>>36157266
Yeah I understand you homie. You're my type of guy how bout we watch K-On! together sometime?
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>>36157266
How do you feel about the whitewashed Hollywood anime movie flopping?
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>>36157266
Telepathic communication when?
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Dating an older women is like going from super mario to bloodborne.
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>>36157199
So then what is dating an underage woman?
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>>36157199
>fun and dainty fantasy world full of cute characters and warm, nostalgic feels
>super difficult, up-its-own-ass, moody, forbidding & dangerous
Sure is
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>>36157199
i want to knead her ass and make sticky buns
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Why do dumbass normies have endless self-confidence?
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>>36157132
someone should make that image doubling the fat guy in the back again so there's 6 guns
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>>36157132
Brought up in the Special Snowflake everyone gets a medal, everyone is unique and special, no child left behind generation.
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Is it possible to be so stupid that all sense of self-doubt disappears?
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No matter how I look at it or who I date.
I always have the same problem.
I'm only attracted to old women.
Not only older but "old".
And I mean women between 30-50 (more if they still look fine to me).
I'm myself 26yo, I have a girlfriend and I dated many other girls before but all younger or about my age.
I have told nobody about this, and I don't want my girlfriend to think I don't love her even though she noticed recently that I'm not as attracted to her as I used to(I still like her as a person and she is really mature in mentality for what its worth I know this is why I like her).
Problem is, I've been put into this mindset that I have to respect my elders(I don't mind my education though) and I can't help but be nice to aged women and never "cross" the line.
In fact I either tend to sexualize them a lot or just be too afraid to try something and end up losing my self-esteem.
The other day there was this single mother with her kid in the bus.
We couldn't stop making eye contact and I could see that she was attracted.
But I soon looked away because I didn't want the little boy to see me or catch his mother like this...
I know it sounds pathetic but that's really how I felt.
Actually it kind of surprised me she wouldn't mind giving me this kind of attention in front of her kid, I couldn't even believe what it was the first time, but I have no doubt she at least liked me looking at her.
It isn't the first time I had this kind of sign from a single mom, and I can say I had many older women look at me with desire but I simply had no idea how to approach them.
My question is: Is it possible for me to date one? If so how should I pick them up or initiate a discussion where I can make her understand what I am up to, and where I can meet them?
I have some friends who managed to date and have sex with milfs, but I'm too ashamed to ask them how they do it and I don't think we have the same standards or goals.
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Preface: I'm 23 and dating a 34 year old italian woman. We met through work. Probably one of the most intense relationships i've had.
>is it possible to date one?
It's totally possible. You should probably be taller/bigger than her though, otherwise there's a kind of weird mother-son dynamic. Women that age are suckers for fit, young men so gym will help a lot. Basically be confident and comfortable with yourself without coming across as cocky, and women that age usually appreciate your talking skills and knowledge a bit more than girls in their early 20s so I hope you've got a good hobby.
>how should i pick them up
I won't claim to be an expert but you could try going to some gym classes that these women go to. I mean like spinning, zumba, that kind of thing. You get to show yourself off and there's bound to be loads of them there, and an excuse to see them again. Otherwise maybe you could try finding out which bars in your city are frequented by an older crowd and try your luck there. There's no specific. Alternately you can filter on tinder by 35-50 and take your pick, those women are there looking for something casual usually and if you match then it means they're into younger men.
Anyway age is really not that big an issue, your attitude is the major thing. If you can make them feel young and beautiful then they'll melt like butter. Don't see them as some foreign thing to be respected at a distance - they're just people like anyone else.
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>>36157092
Who the fuck is that and please tell me she does porn
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>>36158254
I'm a skinny 5'9 guy.
My only hobby is piano.
How good am I to date a milf?
Also
I've had some mature women checking me out if not staring when I stare at them.( They really don't let go)
What should I do when a milf shows this kind of interest? They never smile or anything so I may have misinterpreted.
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how mad does this image make you?
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>>36157056
If it weren't actively pushed by the media and the left, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
When it's pushed by authority, then it's an attempt at replacing a people.
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>>36157056
Don't really care, why should you?
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Why are robots so obsessed with interracial. Does it really matter whether Chad or Tyrone is sperming in your oneitis? She's not gonna go for you either way.
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You wake up and realize you've switched bodies with a girl.
What do?
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>>36157026
>What do?
I would be so happy, happier than I've been in the last decade of my life
this is pretty much what I've always wanted ever since it could be said I gained sentience at like 12
I would pretty much just be a girl I guess. Walk around, buy garbage, fuck guys, what else is there to do in life?
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Attempt suicide for attention
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Probably panic about what the girl I switched with is doing with my body.
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>tfw you make an embarassing post but it's more embarassing to delete it
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>tfw you start worrying about what if someone finds a way to link everything you've posted on 4chan back to you
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>spend 20 minutes thinking up a reply to something and how to phrase it
>type it in
>delete it
>repeat
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>don't know how to delete posts
>have to be extra cautious of everything I type
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Before I started using 4chan about a year or two ago, I had no clue that India had among the highest incidence of street shitting in the entire world. If you live in a city you don't get to really see it. I believe on an average, about 7 percent of urban Indians don't have toilets. Sounds reasonable given there are more people who earn less than an American dollar a day even in the city. However in rural areas, the problem seems to transcend poverty. So all in all as of 2015, 28.9 percent of the national population does not poo in the loo. Bangladesh, Pakistan and most African nations are better off than this. Now this is actually surprising even to me. The amount of time I have spent in this website where my nation is identified by shit, I have started viewing my country very negatively. Even other third worlders throw poo in loo jokes at me on the internet. What do?
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POO IN ORIGINAL LOO
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I don't see a problem as long as you don't accidentally walk down a designated shitting street.
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>>36157032
Designated shitting streets don't actually exist. Most people do it in fields or farmlands in villages, and behind bushes or into an open drain in cities.
Whose world is this?
i need y'all robots to help me out on this one
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sometimes i sit back with a buhhda sack,
minds in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts,
written in school text books, bibles, etcetera,
fuck a school lecture, the lies get me vexed'er
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>>36156891
ITS MIME ITS MIME ITS MIME
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>>36157666
Fuck you Satan
Eat a dick
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Hey /pol/ here just a reminder to get a job so you stop being a NEET loser.
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>>36156750
Hey /pol/ how's fast-paced world of the deli counter at the supermarket treating you? Is business good now that Trump made america great again?
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>>36156791
Working at a supermarket would be a good entry level job for someone with no education like yourself maybe you should try it out. I still believe in Trump one mistake doesn't make me lose faith.
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>>36156791
>tfw I did that job and quit after 5 months
>that was almost 1 year ago
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Stop posting threads about race you fucking retards.
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Did you know racecar is spelled the same forward and back?
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>>36156872
I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda
Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
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>>36156900
>weird al
kys seriously
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What does sex feel like? I want to know
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>>36156714
Like putting your dick in a warm, slippery sleeping bag.
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Are you a boy or grill anon?
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I don't know what it feels like, but apparently it sounds like stirring a bowl of mac'n'cheese.
>tfw fucking a girl raw on her period
>tfw feels so awesome
Guess I'm not a robot anymore since i get sex mutiple times a day, 4-5 times a week. I urge you robots to leave the pathetic life and go find a girl.
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>he thinks having sex multiple times a day suddenly makes him a normal person
still a long way to go lad
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Am i the only person who prays every night for a normalfag genocide?
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>>36156666
>6666
Nice try there satan