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>>35302216
Yvy, kffb dv r dfdvek. Eztv.

IT MEANS U GAY

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>>35302216
yeah its sniper game kodak

Yes. All supernatural either comes from God, Holy Spirit and the Devil. So save for few miracles, all supernatural is the work of Satan and you'll be damned for practicing it

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>>35302316
Fuck yea, I'm already damaged beyond repair, time to start using black magic

there is only one. le the le "eye am i"
and how do you interpret christianity? god did say their name was "I AM"
don't catholics and other grayfaced loons tell you what's what

>>35302199
>grab a brush and put a little makeup

fucking turn off the retarded original robot it ruins so many of my fucking posts

>Wake up
>Still not in middle earth
sigh

How do you become a morning person?

I feel and look like shit for at least two hours after waking up.

My whole body is stiff, my face is puffy, my eyes are red, my skin is patchy and I feel in a shitty mood.

>>35302148
well that gives a new meaning to unhooking her bra and fishing is comfy as fuck just like sitting alone in the forest or atop a large hill, you can just be alone and clear your head.

Always wanted to learn.

I think it would be pretty cool to catch some fish and cook them up for dinner.

Do you fish?
Any tips?

I hate fishing so much.

>>35302117
Might be blood from inside. Go get that shit checked.

>>35302150
Thanks senpai
I'm gonna wait till the morning at least I think and hopefully shit will be fine

Have you lost a lot of weight recently? Talking 20 at least last month

>tfw robots would rather post in one of the 10 threads about traps up right now that will inevitably get over 200 replies, but a thread about robotic feels will 404 without a single reply.

yes, well life is suffering
heres a sage

>>35302035
>Your girl made out with another man
>overreacting

do you live in a cuck town or something?

She's a dumb thot you did the right thing you normie Chad

>>35302035
you did the right thing anon, if she does it once and you let her get away with it she'll go further and further until she's full on fucking another guy in front of you because she knows you won't do anything about it. i'm proud anon.

willy dimensions?

>wasting your ascended chink genes on some white whore
s.m.h.

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>>35301976
Teacheme ur ways master

Are you white OP? Don't worry, people don't expect masculinity and confidence from your kind
Being born a white male is literally easy mode.

>>35301972
>Anyone else just a broken sorry excuse for an adult male human?
30 in a few days mate. Live at home, no job for 2 years, utterly socially retarded.

>>35301972
>one chance at life
>deadbeat dad
I was doomed to be a "nice guy" from the very beginning

>>35301959

think about it this way, 1 can also be written as 1/1, or 2/2, or any number where the denominator and numerator are the same.

2 can be considered 2/1, or 4/2. following this 1.5 can be written as 3/2, and to swap them over, though im not sure the practical application of doing so, can be written as 2/3, aka .6, or close enough that most people write it that way.

>>35302050
It looks fine while using fractions, but fucks up as soon as you use normal numbers. The whole reason this shit is on my mind is because I understand 2/3=.6 and 3/2=1.5

>>35301959
All about them definitions of inverse my man. I think thats where ur encountering the trouble

Just stick to the 25+ threads, grandpa.

What the fuck is a cawk?

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Oh, a cock. I thought it was some new, hip programme. I'm so stupid.

Me, but I dont because I dont have the depression to go with it, but its like everything is so damn pointless after 25. Everyday is the same with fleeting moments of bullshit and joy that all together make up a very small percent of teh actual life you lived. its maddening

Why does there have to be a point? Maybe you should become a junkie or try psychedelics.

If nothing makes you happy, maybe drugs will?

>>35301909
I actually do a ton of psychedelics kek, in fact im pretty sure thats part of the reason ive come to this mindset. Im violently aware that life is completely meaningless, and it only makes the suffering worse, because the reason behind my suffering is nothing but existence itself.

Opiates are nice, they do make me happy, but the junkie life style isnt for me desu.

>>35301802
I'll give you the 32 dollars but you're not getting a tip, faggot. And one of my piss bottles spilled, mom hasn't cleaned it yet.

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>pizza guy found the piss door hinge

>>35301802
>*point down*

>my cock has been out since i opened the door

>i pissed all over his pants and shoes, he's standing in a puddle

b2reddit homo

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lol nope.

el originalo commento

He went normie. He was our guy when he was that weird guy with like 5000 subs

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How does this conversation I had make you feel op

>>35301628
Would you rather she just ignore you til you took the hint, or tell you straight up that you don't meet her standards? Would you be able to handle either of those options without flying into sperg rage?

>>35301628
What's the context here? How did you start talking to her?