>thought getting a job would help me not feel lonely anymore
>actually get a job
>still lonely but have money now
Don't want to go back to being a neet either
Same here. Having a job hasn't helped with my social life at all, but at least I now have enough money to buyfag.
>>35822293
So, uh, what's your issue?
>>35822293
Buy weed , brew and drugs now. Welcome to the real world.
>have to shower now
fuck, i hate showering, why and how do normalfags do this without feeling uncomfortable?
I don't care if anyone else doesn't shower, why the fuck should I shower for other people?
Lonely people take more hot showers because it tricks their brain into feeling comfort and warmth
Take a bath.
Get some self-respect you ball of grease
Anyone up to talking some shit?
>inb4 Jewish nigga
Jewish nigga
>>35822181
The makers actually answer some times and will talk shit. It's a real number
>>35822188
Lmfaooooooooo that's a bet
> dad is the ugliest man you know and has every blatantly unattractive feature a man could have.
> Also has an extremely low iq.
> Made you blatantly ugly.
> Didn't even apologize for it.
>expects you to be social and procreate when the odds are stacked against you.
Why are ugly parents such assholes imposing hellish existence on people who didn't even ask for it? Fuck ugly parents.
>>35822161
Then do something about it.
Dioxins
>expects you to be social and procreate
Ugly dad managed to make you
Its possible anon
>>35822161
did you inherit the worst parts of both your parents
What are the forbidden memes that must never be posted?
epic fial guy
>>35822159
There's [redacted] for one
>>35822159
That really sounds like a question for [s4s]
help me /r9k/
>be me
>21 years old
>kinda weird guy, solid looks and socially functioning more or less tho
>never had a gf
>never had sex with a girl besides hookers
>three months ago I meet this girl
>6,5/10, maybe even a 7
>kinda ordinary overall, not really interested in her
>she really seems into me tho, texts me for some months, I often don't even reply
>barely see each other at this time
>she doesn't care
>buddys tell me to make something out of it
>alright, fuck it
>meet her at local party
>make out with her
>date her some days later (first date in my life)
>actually have fun with her
>she starts telling me sex stories of her casually
>wtf, I guess normie girls are kinda open about sex
>whatever, don't really care
>drive home, we kiss before I drop her off
>kinda start liking her
>leave for vacation for like 18 days the day after
>we text everyday
>she sends me voice mails, telling me she loves me
cont.
>>35822121
>finally get home, and go to her place in the evening
>stay there until 4am, we lie in her bed, talk, cuddle, make out
>feelsgoodman
>next day I visit her again
>again in her bad, cuddling, talking
>even decide to start a real relationship
>so happy, it's finally happening
and then, ouf of nothing
>she casually tells me she fucked a guy in his car the day before I came back home
>ONE day before I came home
>in his fucking car
>even tells me she had to rest her leg on a beer case because there was no room
>she doesn't even seem to consider that I MIGHT not be pleased with her story
>feel so fucking cucked
>she tells it so casually I don't even know what to say
>think she's joking, acting normal until I leave
>come home, realise she wasn't joking
wtf /r9k/..it that..is that what normie girls do? I mean of course we weren't official and I knew that she was pretty outgoing, especially when it comes to guys, but how on earth can she fuck another dude like two days before we decide to be in a official relationship? what would you do anons? It's 4am and I'm feeling like shit
>>35822134
Doesn't sound normal to be, I'd be fucking pissed if I were in your position.
>>35822175
thanks for your opinion buddy
anyone else?
I'm just not used to a situation like that and don't really know how to assess it..being pissed sounds right to me tho
I FUCKING SAT ON THE TOILET FOR TOO LONG AND GOT A HEMORRHOID AGAIN RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
>>35821927
Have you considered using a stool or something to put yourself into a squatting position over/on the toilet? It helps with pooping, a bit. Everything flows out a little more smoothly
>>35821927
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
Because you're fat and autistic.
>>35821927
I do the same, shit freaked me out the first time I had a big red stain come back after wiping.
also, does anyone else sit for a really long time without wiping and end up just scraping a bunch of dried up shit residue out from between your cheeks? I try to stop this, but I always forget.
How do I remember things?
It amazes me hwo people can casually recall a conversation they had or a movie they watched or knowledge about a random subject.
>>35821811
Focus on remembering the details of your day before going to sleep, If you can't, find a doctor. Alzheimer is a pretty serious illness
>>35821811
Let's start with what you do remember
I used to be able to remember nearly everything when I was younger, now as an adult I can't remember shit. I'll read a whole book and remember only a few things out of it. I used to read a book or an article or watch a TV show, then come across it years later and within a sentence or two it would sound familiar and I'd realize that I'd seen it before, now I can reread something after one day and barely recognize any of it. I think years of depression and shut-in life has permanently destroyed my brain.
Robots, will I be like this in college?
With my superior intellect, I secured my place in a very prestigious US school. But there will be lots of sexing and beers, and I dont know if I can handle that. How do I survive in a normie institution?
i hate how minesweeper never had instructions
i played that so many freaking times and i never knew what i was doing, i just clicked around and bombs would later appear with red numbers and i knew i was fucked. like what the fuck is this shit 2 yr olds dont know fucking cryptography and whatever the fuck this davinci code shit is..
>>35821889
goal is to find bombs. Numbers count the bombs adjacent to the square in which the number sits (including diagonals), and your goal is to place the flags on the bombs. Blank spaces are zeroes.
>>35821983
yeah thats too complicated
Is English a shit tier language? How does it truly compare to other languages?
For those that only speak English, do you ever think that you would have a different life (all else being equal) if you grew up speaking another tongue entirely?
Are robots only as autistic as their syntax allows? Please discuss.
>>35821743
English is the best language because of the sheer amount things it can describe with its relatively simple grammatical rules and its relatively small alphabet. There is a reason that Mandarin isn't the Lingua Franca of the world, despite China's massive population and geographical size. It's too complicated. Too many characters in the alphabet. Your fluency in Mandarin is often defined by the amount of characters that you can recognize, and its difficulty is amplified by the fact that it is a tonal language.
English is tied with Vietnamese and Mandarin for information density per syllable. So, overall, it's not bad.
Phonentically it's stupid but not as excessive as it's made out to be, japanese, french, korean, arabic, and turkish are all just as bad if not worse.
Grammatically, english is impossibly simple. Total declension in the language means you don't need to memorize case differences in verbs, nouns, adjectives, etc. The only ones needed are posessives and tenses.
The only sacrifice english makes in the sense of being a "good" language is such strict word ordering. Particularly when involved in long descriptions of things. Notably: Opinion Size Shape Condition Age Color Pattern Origin Material Purpose Noun.
The beautiful tiny round old brown striped italian steel spoon makes sense.
The round old brown italian steel beautiful tiny striped spoon, doesn't.
It is an ideal lingua-franca, taking little time and understanding to speak and understand, but an eternity to fully understand the nuances of.
>>35821743
Ease of use aside, I just don't like how English sounds. There are worse sounding languages for sure, but English still isn't nice. I'd say English is like middle of the line in terms of how attractive it sounds. My least favorite language for sounds has probably got to be Chinese. Japanese might be number one, but French is nice too. This is just an essay on languages from someone who understands very little on linguistics... I feel dumb .-.
This is what a year of conforming and blending in with normies got me, robros. I started off browsing this sub for 2 years to taking anti depressants, working out, getting a job, and developing a decent clothing style. Why not start taking pride in you life and acknowledge that not everyone is out to get you? It all starts with little steps, and bitching and moaning won't get you anywhere. Just sayin'.
Is that supposed to be inspiration to me?
You look like a sad asian kid with downs who went to a sports shop
what the fuck is wrong with you? man /positive/ fags like you are so fucking strange
>>35821752
inspiration?
no, more along the lines of just saying it's not a complicated process, you're not broken in some inscrutable way, and if normalcy is something that you desire the only way to attain it is to just kind of say fuck it why not
I feel rage when I see a whale waddling somewhere. I know it's probably unfair to hate a person for a personal decision about their body that doesn't harm me in any way, but it just pisses me off. They bring our country to shame. Because of them, non-fat Americans have to deal with "LOL MURICA' AMERIFAT' jokes.
No but I get pretty steamed at League players on my team that aren't performing well.
You sound like that one guy who was like that from family guy. And my gf.
>>35821792
I get incredibly angry at my overwatch team.
I specifically avoid using voice chat so they don't hear me screaming every single insult at them the whole match.
>there's no point lifting weights, only face matters and lifting doesn't fix an ugly face
>>35821662
how do i get a body Iike that guy?
>>35821662
He's not even ugly.
If he got rid of the sperg haircut and shit glasses, he'd be chad.
what the fuck why won't he change his haircut
If I eat a thousand calories a day and walk a mile and literally only eat enough to stave off he headaches and I still gain weight does that mean my body is meant to be fat? Should I just give up and eat and get as fat as I want? My body literally defies all odds and still is fat.
>>35821594
It means you are lying on the internet
>>35821594
>Literally only eat enough to stave off headaches
Your headaches are probably due to sugar withdrawal or dehydration. If it's the former, they'll go away in a few days. If it's the latter, make sure to drink more water to make up from the water you're no longer getting from food
>1000 calories a day
Also eating only a thousand calories a day is unhealthy and unsustainable. You should try to lose weight at a rate of 1 to 2 lbs per week, so eat 500 - 1000 calories under TDEE.
>>35821594
How long have you been trying? You can't lose 100 lbs in a week, even on a starvation diet.
come hang out, small discord server
cozy and friendly
https://discord.gg/R4bJa
do NOT join this stupid ass piece of shit discord its full of normie fuCKS who want nothing more than you laugh at you
STAY AWAY
>>35821630
cute
origonao
me after joinging this discord