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>>36673327
>to the cute, hesitant girl next door
Why does it always feel so bad when you learn that one of these types of girls had their virginity taken by a Chad? It's like everything you thought you knew was a lie.

Deflowered a Scottish 17 y/o in holiday in Greece, it was pretty trash-tier desu, we never spoke again afterwards either

I was just a guy with a penis, used as a tool to remove virginity

Had to stop because of the pain, and blood after a few minutes

All around a pretty trash experience

>>36673327
I've taken three virginities

wasn't fun

>>36673301
Neither because frat parties literally mean they were raped.

The one on the left has accepted her rape and the one on the right hasn't been devalued yet but is getting closer to her rape

i prefer girls that dont go to """""""""parties""""""""

i like the natural look way more than the overly used make up look

so i would take the left

I was thinking what if they incorporated an onahole into this

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>Implying these are for robots
Nope, this is the grim future of every """fembot""", cuddling up to these uncanny valley thousand dollar hunks of silicone.
They do come in "tragic thalydomide spill" if the she-beasts who browse this board want their fake babies to be realistically as ugly and something they could birth.

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>>36674046
Seriously though, men may fuck realdolls, but we aren't going to order evil clown realdolls.

>>36673236
>how to get a 6/10

stop being a fucking weirdo and stop dressing like shit

>>36673266
>stop being a fucking weirdo and stop dressing like shit
NORMIE GET OUT

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>>36673236
>gf
>g
imblygimn

Did you seriously make this thread? You're retarded

>>36673388
Well I haven't been to penis inspection day in a while. I don't know if I should try to make it bigger or think of something so I don't get a chubby. If it's too big the interviewer could get intimidated, if it's not big enough they might laugh and tell everybody about it being flaccid and think I don't have enough vigor for the job. Should I tan it? I heard people like BBC.

don't do it. i have to do mandatory monthly penis inspection. also your pay is correlated with how big your penis is. needless to say, i'm underpaid

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>>36673102
>Maintain my grade average in order to maintain my university admission.
>Take the right courses in my first year so that my economics degree is a functional and smooth plan.
>Read more, I've already been doing well on this (i.e. a book once every two weeks) but I want to read more.
>Start working out for real instead of going for 5 minutes and quitting because I'm ashamed of how unathletic I am.
>Learn how to fake being a norman, while maintaining my inner degenerate.

To finally muster up the energy to go out and kill myself.

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>>36673102
>learn l2 Chinese
>git gud at guitar
>scam enough money to upgrade my pc

>>36673054
Is that the Anal Full Nelson? Someone link the eFukt video.

>when you thought rule 34 was meant to exert psychological control over nefarious marketing icons but instead it simply funnels even more power into the branding instead

not sure what i was thinking
sex sells

can i get more of this wendy pornography thing you were talking about it seems likke i am really into freckles

reactionaries have masculinity issues

>>36673042
It isn't and you are making us look bad with your degenerate fetishes. Although cucking is the worst.

>>36673042
That is absolutely disgusting and I'm not saying this to be funny, I'm genuinely disgusted.

>>36673002
You're probably going to get banned tard

>>36673002
why is he in the hospital, if you don't mind me asking?

>>36673058
for what fucking reason do you think he's gonna get banned, dumbass?

>>36673407
Probably because he's paranoid and crazy?

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I forgot this board doesn't allow textless posts.

>>36672993
Mothership is in the heart,not in the blood.

>>36672993
i am adopted, no
thats extremely fucked up

>>36672973
>normies understand why their life is good

they are blind to their accomplishments because they take them for granted

>>36672973

Normies, please help me. I want to go to school and be a better person but I'm going to be homeless soon. What should I do?

normies pls help I just dont know what to do

>>36672944
>you want a gf.
No I don't.

I wasted my time lifting, only to find out the girl I liked was disgusted by muscly men.

>>36672944
I have a disease where I can't gain weight, lifting would be l i t e r a l l y pointless.
>tfw the first comments people make is shock at how thin i am
I didnt want a girlfriend anyway ;_;

only against mexicans

>>36672887
yeah kinda
not with a burning passion but my experiences with blacks haven't been great

Only against chinks. Fuck chinks

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Scat. It's an unhealthy obsession.

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>>36672858
>breast expansion
>inflation
>transformation

https://www.xvideos.com/video14524799/redhead_student_slave_in_lesbian_femdom

Yes.
>>>/v/
>>>/aco/
>>>/lgbt/

>>36672855
yes, you're probably homosexual

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>>36672855
Yeah.

But who gives a fuck, he's so hot. Especially in the cute desert outfit.