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I'm tired of being treated like one of the humans of this planet. Humans are all such filth. They're all such pathetic, parasitic, infested, pieces of shit, and I hate every last of of 'em. Ever since my birth, I have only been treated like garbage by the herd of mindless slaves, I'm sick of it. The human race was a mistake. I'm gonna snap soon. I can feel it inside my body, the bloodlust, the rage, the hatred, it's burning. Every fibre of my being inside me is screaming to go postal, but I need to do something bigger, something better, something that'll affect the entire planet's population. You guys have any suggestions how I can achieve total global destruction as revenge to the human race for disrespecting me?
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>>38263208
You can't, anon.
You want to be remembered?
Going postal won't make you remembered, you'll be drowned out by everyone else doing the same thing. (ISIS, Anders B, etc.) all that sort of guy.

You want to be remembered?
Join a far-right Terrorist group, push it further and further. Become the leader or die trying.
Then do something big now you have resources behind you.


Or shoot a couple of people then yourself while waving a Nazi battle ensign, that'll net you a Wikipedia article at least.
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I wish we could team up desu if I could I would sneak in TV station at the time with more views and leave a message of truth blood and shock for the whole world to see
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>>38263297
How much attention would breaking into my school at night and burning it down after soaking the library carpets with petrol get?

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>Whats your biggest fear?
>How do you plan to tackle it?

I am afraid of people
I want to go for walks in the downtown area and just walk around when other people are out
Is this odd?
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>>38263171
no. lot of people are afraid of other people especially people on r9k.
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>>38263171
You really shouldn't trust people in general. This sounds like a healthy level of fear.
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Not really a fear but I'm really skittish when it comes to the human body.

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Anyone else just really fucking hates white women?
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I love white women, they're so much nicer and smell better than spics and gooks and especially nuggers
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>>38263105
You don't hate them, you love them but they don't give a shit about you because you're an ugly social retard who they have no reason to give attention to.
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>>38263105
Yes, but they are still superior to every other race of woman.

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Why do you actually come to this place?

Don't give me that "nowhere else to go" bullshit either. That doesn't work on the internet.

What do you gain from spending your time here?
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>>38263086
Misery loves company.

Orijewnal
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>>38263086
Similar people, actual useful advice. "BE YOURSELF" gets old after the 100th time.

Warm community, nice site aesthetics, good pictures.
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>>38263086
I work 12 hours per day and come shower/eat/shitpost for an hour and sleep
repeat. get 4 days off per month which I usually just sleep all day.

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ITT: We talk about our "successes" in life

>be literal friend-less socially unskilled aspie
>finally get first girlfriend. To this day, still don't know how I managed to do such a thing.
>bring her to have dinner with me, my father, his wife, and a couple family-friends. It's a very fine high-cuisine restaurant.
>after dinner, sneak into a Park
>throatfuck her in a dark corner
>she not feeling well
>she vomits the >100EUR dinner on my benis
>park soil covered in cummies and expensive vomit

Was it worth it?

>inb4 fucking normie get out of my board
It is proper to point out that it made no difference whatsoever in my life. I am even worse than then, on social "matters".
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>>38263045
>trying to justify why you are not a normie

FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD NORMALFAG
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>>38263045
A neighborhood girl wanted to do sexual things when we were 7 but I was too uncomfortable
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>>38263871
I did not say I am not a normie, by your standards. I am just saying that it makes no difference to me. My life did not improve.

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My snake just died. I took him to the hospital, there is nothing they could do. He was my best friend. All i've ever wanted was a family and too raise children, now I'm not sure ill be able too.

pls dump sad images/stories.
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RIP snek
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bumping with what little I have
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>>38263033
Get a new snake in honor of your old one.

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*sees you nervously extending your hand*

"Ah, ah, ah. Not until I've finished my coffee, applicant."
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"Appli-CAN, if it pleases you, sir."
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>>38263247
Did I give you permission to express yourself? You will speak when you're told. I thought highschool prepared you for this! Honestly you aren't a white woman so I don't know why you think I'd ever hire you.
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>he doesn't even know about my non-binary gender identity
*runs fingers through hair*
*winks*
*shifts weight to one foot with the other behind it for balance and pivots slightly*

>26 years old
>about to pick up my studies again after years of neetdom
>always kept my room clean because of mild ocd
>literally saving my father (financially)
>I've picked up a hobby that forces me outside
>made many friends trough it
>it turns out I'm charismatic as fuck and funny

I must have had some lucky dice roll in the past 2-3 years that put me on a positive path,
I was a very bitter and angry person with no future before,
but I took matters into my hands and I solved (and still am solving) my problems, one by one, without asking for help.
You own your life, do what you want with it.

If I did it, you can do it too.

Women are whores though, don't bother.
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So I have to help myself? Fuck that. I just want a pure Virgin waifu to watch anime with me, cook me tendies and tell me everything will be ok.
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>>38263104
>So I have to help myself? Fuck that. I just want a pure Virgin waifu to watch anime with me, cook me tendies and tell me everything will be ok.
Tumblreddit false flag post
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>>38263104
>So I have to help myself?
No.

>I just want a pure Virgin waifu to watch anime with me
How are you going to find her if you're not looking for her?

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What's it like moving out of your parents' house and living alone?
Is it worth it?
Is living in a comfy apartment in a nice neighbourhood as nice at seems? Or will everything go wrong for me?
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>>38262934
>>38262934
bad mug girl do not want

2/10 mug girl

living on your own is as superior as my mug girl is to your mug girl
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>>38262996
Stop bullying and get out
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>tfw im literally, figuratively, proverbially, metaphysically, actually, genuinely incapable of getting a gf until I move out
If you don't live with your parents you can't be a robot

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ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH BARK BARK BARK ARF
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>>38262907
Curious dog noises, sniff sniff. Ruf ruff roof ruf reef aroo?
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>>38263046
GRRRRRRRRRR ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH
ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH
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>>38262907
bark borf borf bark arf arf bork

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>literally have not gotten a boner all day
>realize every time I get what I think the urge to jerk off it's actually just the urge to view porn

is it over for me? i think hardcore porn really has fucked my shit up bad. i don't even get morning wood anymore. what's the best fix for this ASAP? Obviously I know about nofap but is noporn an equally viable solution? I still like jerking off but I think I've become way too vested in 2d stimuli.

pic related, guess i should clean my metaphorical room
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>>38262841
i havent had morning wood since i was 13
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>>38263133
... you poor bastard.

OP, don't do noFap.
NoPorn is more important.
Do noFap for one week, then do careful non death grip fap.

Zero Porn, fap as often as you feel like it.
But take your time and make them nice quality faps.
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>>38262841
No pr0n, no music.

Eliminate self-hatred and shaming after seeing pr0n that eventually leads you to just repeat and rinse again and again.

The point of quitting isn't just to avoid dysfunction but also desensitization to everything in life.

Animals can't think past their next lay. But can you?

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What is stuff you fap to that wasn't made to fap to?

For me it's beauty gurus.
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most ASMR vids, especially anything involving mouth sounds
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>>38262806
videos of people getting bullied/beat up
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Sometimes I just stare into space and completely space out while I bash my meat. I don't think about sex or anything like that and often forget what's really going on until I randomly bust a nut.

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Any others here suffer from phimosis or other penis problems that prevent you from even trying to date?
I had phimosis but I was able to stretch it out over the course of a year or so. However my foreskin has never retracted smoothly without some kind of lube (usually coconut oil). Has anyone else had this problem and found a way to fix it?
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Here are some pictures of what I'm talking about.
>Top left
This is what it looks like dry and I'm pulling back with a decent amount of force such that the skin is tight.
>Top right and bottom left
This is what it looks like after I pinch my skin shut and piss in order to lube things up. I'm applying even less force than I am in the first picture -- here the skin just glides back easily.
>Bottom right
and finally this is what it looks like with coconut oil. Same as above, I'm hardly applying any force to pull it back.

All pictures were taken within a ten minute time period. Surely I can't be the only one with this shit?
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>>38262798
>found a way to fix it?
circumcision. get snipped you dirty subhuman
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sexual activity with a girl will sort you out right quick OP, but I realize that isn't always available. when I got with my first gf and she was handling it instead or when we fucked it started to go back way easier.

a little lube couldn't hurt regardless if uncut in any case though, what's the harm in using some? also i've been single for a while again and it's back to being a little difficult to pull back a lot especially if you don't make an effort to fully retract when you masturbate. try pulling head back a lot in the shower and when pissing, basically will just take some time

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Why not just meet girls by going out to clubs?
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The type of girl I'd like wouldn't be at a club.
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do girls who are looking for marriage go to clubs or is it just girls who are looking for dick?
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>>38262770
The kind of PEOPLE you meet at clubs are trash.

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day99

1 more day until 100!
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are you going to stop at 100?

also havent you skipped a few days
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>>38262912
No I'm going to continue forever and I haven't skipped any days
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What are you going to do on day 100? Anything special? Some kind of elaborate wank with pulleys and things?

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