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>>38024971
>Favorite film
Stalingrad (1998)
>Favorite tv show
Murdoch Murdoch
>Favorite album
Marduk - frontschwein
>Favorite book
Mein Kampf - Adolf Hitler
>Favorite vidya
Rising storm 2

>>38024971
>film
life aquatic
>tv show
not sure
>album
cherry bomb
>book
confederacy of dunces
>vidya
mgs v

tfw no mommy gf who will stroke my cock while she breastfeeds me but who's also a switch and will sometimes let me dom her

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>>38024730
i had someone like this once
i remember once when we were in the backseat of her mom's car where i was laying on her lap
we licked the backs of each other's throats and ate our ears
i nibbled on her nipples while she jerked me off

there was this other time when we were making out at her house with me on top of her
i grinded on her and spat in her mouth, which she responded to by swallowing

it's a shame i'll most likely never have something like that again

>>38024713
>be me
>college
>meet a qt grill
>she sees that I'm a shy fag
>bullies me a bit
>starts getting more sexual
>will sit on lap in the middle of class and gently rock back and fourth on my lap
>she laughs as i get more flustered

I miss her.

My name is Isaac but I repel people so this is obviously wrong.

Btw, what ethnicity are you? I'm white in a white area and have never met another Isaac in my life, irl.

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>The guy who can make even the saddest person laugh. He has an amazing personality, very funny, and very cute. He always seems to have a twinkle in his eye. He is very out going but is also very quiet. He may seem aggressive but it takes a very special person to see the sweet person he really is and bring out the hopeless romantic he is. Anyone who is lucky enough to have an Isaiah in their life is very lucky and should Charish him.
>no friends
>not funny
>not cute
>boring personality
>quiet but not outgoing
>not aggressive
>sorta sweet I guess
>not a hopeless romantic, don't enjoy life or have ambitions
>pretty much completely wrong

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>vincent
>person who has an EXTREMELY LARGE GIGANTIC PENIS
and can have sex with multiple girls at the same time.
>woww, i wish i was just like vincent, isnt that right les?

>>38024661
if weed is causing you anxiety you should enjoy a line of dope with your weed.
you don't have to shoot up

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yeaah i smoked everyday when i was 14 thru 16, i regretted it because it ruined my grades and it made it hard to have a girlfriend past 3 months, stoner culture is bad news and it will fuck you up if you let it

>>38024727
It's too late for that. I've been smoking so long that the only people who can understand me are stoners.

>>38024648
Stop using gay frog pictures outside of reddit, faggot.

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>>38024648
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ME FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>38024705
What happened anon?
Did mommy find the cum jars?

Just anal, here. I guess that unironically makes me a loser.

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you know you want your peepee in this

>>38024585
Strobe lights, red sheets and witch house..? Idk.

>>38024513
Normie problems.

Come back when you have a degree, but no job, and shitty parents.

Fucking get on my level bitch.

>>38024513
can you say your anexiety is what made you succeed.
please help we are weak in math.

>Trying to stop drinking
>I know exactly what Lahey meant by this
What am I? What am I if not the liquor?

>>38024497
I'm okay with this

I'd prefer to have a stick gf locked in my arms anyway tbqh

>>38024497
>Implying people aspire to this

Is this a belly gf thread?

dumper bro here, can dump lots of big, fat, plump bellies if anyone wants me to.

This game called life seems pretty hard, made me want to quit a few times but it's seems perfect for robots.

bump because i need some new games also, i just finished mass effect 2 for the first time it was good but probably should of played the first one first. i'm wondering if theres any point now, and the third one apparently had a terrible ending so not sure if i'll bother with that either

i like hitman blood money when i need a quick game to play its comfy

>non-indie game
>robot game
pick one, normalshit

>>38024464
Maybe not Chad-tier but
>be me in HS
>5'7, near 180 lbs freshman year
>by senior year I'm 5'10 and a lean 155 lbs (was 150 but I decided to pack on some weight for muscle)
>be known as the wiseass who was actually funny
>also known as the guy who knew a lot about things
>despite that had a small inner circle of "friends" that aside from one I rarely talked to outside of school, and even the one I did talk to we sort of just distanced
>started an uno/gambling craze that got fazed out with yugioh
>didn't go to prom or homecoming because I thought they were retarded but did go to the dinner dance for some gibs
>dinner dance went well, I chatted and had a free dinner with some buddies and got a free TV, still have and use it
That's the basics of it at least. Used to be a borderline sperg but that ended after freshman year.

>>38024614
>>38024464
>5'10''
Stop roleplaying. You never were chads

>>38024815
What part of "maybe not Chad-tier" did you not understand anon.

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>>38024400
Tell her you have bought every game bethesda has ever made

Make someone mug her/almost kill her, save her,

If she knows the least about equivalent exchange, she'll grant you her life. If not she wasn't worth it and you dodged the bullet you're wingman almost put in her skull.

>>38024400
I have two sisters. Post more Lohan and I'll provide some insight after I wash some dishes.

every night, god life is dull

every night. its like a super power.

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>it's an anon stays up til 11pm getting too stoned and playing vidya trying to forget how lonely he is night
>again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcxlexAJycY

>>38024441
this is gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOegZ3x4hMA

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If we're posting theatrical metal, Gloryhammer is great for that: it's the cheesiest, most camp laden metal you can find, but when you're in the mood for that it's perfect.

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>You will be the first person out of all your ancestors in 3.5 billion yearts to not reproduce.
feels horrible man

>>38024362
lol that kids gonna lose his hair, wy do people breed

>>38024362
That "only the best dads get promoted to grand dad" license plate cover comes to mind.

I had shitty parents. Fuck them. It's their fault not mine.

Throw acid in that bitch's face

>>38024367
She is a robot waifu, not a filthy 3D slut. Are you so sure about that?

>>38024376
I would throw her in the garbage after the acid dissolves her processing unit

Women in all their forms need to be destroyed